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this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug

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That fucking tuck flip Flanders does after this hahahahah

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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

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i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

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I’ll haunt people while I’m alive to enjoy it, thx 👻

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Damn Jessica

(Turn sound on immediately) Today ruled. I met the great Billy West, voice of Ren & Stimpy, Doug, Phillip Fry & Zoidberg & Zapp Brannagan, and 1000 other things. I told him how for years a clip of Fry was my voicemail and he recorded this amazing thing for me. I keep listening to it over and over. #ImWalkinOnSunshineWaohaoooo

#imwalkinonsunshinewaohaoooo

@gibblertron & @bryansafi aren’t the only ones who sing their dogs to sleep (play at max volume while drinking rose’)

This is why I got into the podcast game, THIS 🐶 SHIT 🐶 RIGHT 🐶HERE 🐶 All hail @averilburner, who painted my ding dong dog!

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I bought him a jersey (swipe for grin) #Ramen (at Arby's)

#ramen

It appears I had a few drinks and ordered an @andrewwk patch the size of my forearm #party

#party

TELL YOUR OLD ADVENTURE PANTS TO GET FUUUUCKED

Hey bud, great job last night. Sorry I didn’t pick up when you called, went to bed a little early. Text me about pho on Thursday.

@jakedk asked what I wanted for Christmas and I said “you pick”....behold my new sweat pants!!!! Thanks brother! (Note: all Kieffer Christmas presents arrive by end of January at best)

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Battlefield

Reminder, my girlfriend got me a professional portrait of my dog and I’m slowly aging into the dad from This Is Us.

Yo @rosemcgowan your words/fight inspired my girlfriend to speak up about her own assault, pretty sure you reposting her just gave her the an army’s strength. You are the absolute best #RoseArmy #timesup

#rosearmy #timesup

six flags is dope in January (at Six Flags Magic Mountain)

Is the school across from Earwolf making the girls practice a) SS marches or b) slow moshing

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All hail the king

Spent an hour making this custom leash, he hasn’t said thank you a single time

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