WhenVoldemortsTryingtoKillYou, dropitlikeitshot

Everything is a boomerang if u throw it upwards

The weirdest thing to do in the 21st century is showing up at a friend’s/family’s house unannounced.

Why is “Sean” pronounced as “Shawn” instead of “Seen” but “Dean” is pronounced “Deen” instead of “Dawn”

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

Ouija boards say “Ages 8+”. So you have to be 21 to drink, but can summon the dead at 8.

If humans ever die out, the next advanced species are gonna find so many well preserved corpses on Everest and wonder how we managed to build a civilization there

The first 7 or so days after Pokémon Go was released was the closest to world peace.