My partner's new pronouns are now, apparently "¿Heuagh?" And "¿Aheeeiough?" If ¿heuagh? were straight, ¿heuagh?'d use the Tim Allen grunt as a pronoun.
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My partner's new pronouns are now, apparently "¿Heuagh?" And "¿Aheeeiough?" If ¿heuagh? were straight, ¿heuagh?'d use the Tim Allen grunt as a pronoun.

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This rant is going to be off the top of the dome, but it's something I need to get off my chest and figure out.
I'm a lesbian. I love women. My love and adoration for women reach far beyond any other feeling I have written below. I love women in a queer way, I wish to be with women in a queer way all the time.
I love non-binary people. This includes my transmasc (he/they) partner. I love non-binary people in a queer way. I love my partner in a sapphic way, I love him in a queer way.
I am *attracted to* queer men. I am attracted to queer men in a queer way. I am a lesbian, and I am still attracted to queer men (mostly Trans men and bisexual men) in a queer way. Men are fun to fuck around with and be friends with, but I don't LOVE men. Even queer men. I love queer men in a platonic way, I'm attracted to them in a queer way, but my adoration for them does not reach the same depths as it does with women.
So, in short, I am a lesbian. That's how my own lesbianism manifests.
*AND*, it's still super confusing. :/
You ever get pissed at something really fucking stupid bc it's really helpful and you didn't know about it earlier
The stupid fucking viral "Michelin star chef endorsed" microwave mayo omelette works and is really good and why have I not seen it on any of those dumb "ADHD lifehack" posts
Dab of oil in bowl
Two eggs
Glorp of mayo
Whisk
Microwave a minute
I've been having problems eating during the day bc of ADHD and have had so many times where I'm in that "almost fainting cooking dinner" state bc I didn't have lunch or breakfast and this fucker actually means I make breakfast in a reasonable time
I love you @sassytail.
Massechusetts town names be like:
"I'm from Massachusetts!"
"Oh! What part of Massachusetts are you from?"
"Northux."
"Where's that?"
"West of Uxborough, which is South of Southux. Southux, of course, being East of Northbridge, and Northwest of Centerton. Centerton, as you can probably guess, is west of Northton, south of Easton, North of Weston, and East of Southon."
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This joke has an appalling lack of unpronounceable town names!
True, but most of those names are from the Native peoples and I didn't wanna be racist.

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I was looking at this guy who had top surgery with NO scarring (probably keyhole surgery) and was so amazed that I got my darling's hopes up for a split second that *IT* had happened.
i know things are hella grim in the nsfw/kink art circles especially in the last year --
but I'm hearing there's a NSFW-friendly ko-fi alternative built on atproto that's actively in the works, and being vetted by lawyers right now. as torrent-princess (OP) says, you should be able to swap out payment processors while keeping your account intact. this matters since even if stripe removes support, you'll still have a shop and all of your links intact. (ATproto is an infrastructure that bsky is built on, but is far bigger than bsky with far more opportunities.)
additionally, the Free Speech Coalition is working on a credit union specifically for adult work (including kink art) - here's the link so you can add your interest & support. Since this will be built by sex workers, there'll be far less risk of being debanked for spurious and puritanical reasons.
on a domain TLD level, there's an initiative here for a .furry domain built from the ground up by seasoned furries; it's unclear whether they'll support NSFW, but it's yet another promising turn of events for a group that's been similarly affected by censorship.
there are friends and allies out there helping to build a working parallel infrastructure. keep being vocal, keep supporting these initiatives when it's possible, and keep supporting your nsfw/kink artists. ♥
Me: If Scooby-Doo accidently ran someone over, what would he be charged with?
Babe: 🤨
Me:....REEEEHEHEHEHE-cular Manslaughter
Babe: 🙄
Me: If he did it on purpose it's Rehicular Romicide
I really like how, at least in the book, it's shown how Grace begins to understand and is eventually fluent in Eridian and vice versa. It gives Han and Chewy and how Han understands what Chewy says without needing to speak Wookie.
Also, Rocky is not Grace's lovable pet, just as Chewy isn't Han's. They are partners, equals, two sentient beings who found each other and share an everlasting bond.
Due to Elon Musk becoming the first trillionaire, I propose we start a chain of the most embarrassing fucking things he’s ever done to forever immortalise what a fucking loser he is.
I’ll start.
Trying to bribe a woman on his staff to have sex with him in exchange for a horse and STILL getting rejected.
That time he bought twitter to make everyone stop dunking on him and STILL got horribly rekt
The time he begged to go to Epstein's island and even the serial Pedophilic-cannibal thought he was too cringe for their cult.

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My gf’s new favorite bit is “wokebob basedpants” where she puts on a SpongeBob voice and says like surface level social justice concept. In her words “how an episode of SpongeBob might approach the concept of being woke”
Sometiems she’ll do different voices. It’s, something, that’s for sure.
I’ve started telling her where s&p would come down on it. It’s surprisingly fun.
"Without doing a voice"
Coward!
SPOILERS FOR PROJECT HAIL MARY! DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED!
Okay, one of the things I find interesting about Project Hail Mary is when we learn Sol has returned to full luminosity, there's this hint of a sinking feeling (for me) in between the "Yay, we did it!" Because they deliberately caused global warming in order to survive the dimming sun. So with the sun back to her full brightness, the Earth has to be ROASTING, right?
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Happy pride to all you beautiful people out there.
My partner tricked me into going on walkies with them. How dare.

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Sherlock Holmes? More like Sherlock Flatts, amirite?
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