Universe & You

"Sam…" Jason gasped as he heard her voice from behind him. "Why are you here.." 

"Its's a public place..." Sam grinned looking around at the park. "Plus I saw you storm out of work, you seemed pretty upset.."

Hmm I wonder who’s the little anon sadist.

"Are you really going to sue someone who is a cowardly anon? Besides it was probably just a childish joke and feeding into it only makes it worse and shows it bothers you."

"What pager? Because that pager I happened to leave in my locker at work when I was going home after a long 12 hour shift" Callie chuckled taking the pager off her pants and threw it onto the sofa, pulling Sam closer and wrapping her arms round her waist.

"Oh!" A small giggle slipped off of Samantha's lips as her wife pulled her closer and tossed the intruding pager onto the couch. "Who has a pager no and days..i dont know what you're talking about." She laughed sliding her hands gently onto Callie's shoulders. "Someone dying? Who cares..." She shrugged her shoulders. "it's us time. You can not be a super hero for a couple of hours."

"No, it’s cute, besides being jealous shows you care and the pager needs to get the heave ho away from us for a while" Callie giggled, kissing her wifes cheek "I think so"

"Can't I just 'accidentally' drop your pager into the toilet and just say that it slipped into the bath tub while giving our daughter a bath?" She scrunched her eye brows with hope, grinning as her cheek was kissed. "Of course I care."

"The pager just needs it so badly” Callie giggled. “We should make her jealous”

"Your wife is jealous over a pager...that sounds insane.." She sighed with a smile. "Oh should we?" 

"Life can be carefree, those who allow themselves to be chained down by oppression never live as long, it’s an actual fact."

"I suppose, but I think what you’re deeming oppression, I am deeming working. If I was oppressed, I would never stop working….Although it can feel like that sometimes, It’s like I’m in a three-way marriage with my wife and pager."

"Oh yeah, I know that feeling all too well Shelby, the pager is probably the more needy one of the marriage”

It's true, whenever I am getting attention the pager becomes jealous and feels he need o go off taking attention away from me. She's a great sister wife.