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Sam: Random but innocuous comment.

Max: Irreverent reply that hints at mental instability!

Sam: You crack me up, little buddy.

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Sam: Peepers keeps telling me he's my partner!

Max: WHAT?!? Nobody tries to steal MY sidekick!

Sam: I always thought you were the sidekick.

Max: Oh, sure thing, Sam.

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Sam: I hope when we die, they put our Hells close to each other.

Max: It'd be like a slumber party that never ends!

Sam: We should probably make a reservation pretty soon.

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Sam: I don't know how to work it. Computers in Hell all run Linux.

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Sam: Did you hear that Stalin in accounting got demoted last week?

Max: I heard he was dipping his slide rule in the company breadbasket to try and shimmy his way to the middle, if you know what I'm saying.

Sam: Actually, I have no idea what you're saying.

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Sam: Hmm, we should stock up on papal indulgences while we've got the chance.

Max: Eh, that's a scam. I get all my indulgences on the internet for free.

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Sam: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, little buddy?

Max: Oh, Sam. When I die, I'm taking you with me.

Sam: I can't tell if that's a threat or a compliment.

Max: I'd think of it more as a grim inevitability.

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What game and chapter is it where Max says "When I die I will take you with me"

I know the quote you're talking about and I could have sworn it was already posted but I can't find it! I thought it was from What's New Beelzebub but I'm not finding it there either. Any followers know?

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Sam: I think it's the tinge of green that makes this coffee especially appealing.

Max: I take my coffee green. Like my men!

Sam: If Santa hates kids, then getting into his line of work would be about as foolish as...

Max: As joining the Freelance Police when you're allergic to dogs?

Sam: Max! I never knew!

Max: Because I carry on without whining about it, Sam. That is how much I love justice.

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Sam: Hey, Flint's gone!

Max: Darn! There's a jar I wanted opened.

Sam: Why not ask me?

Max: With your buttery soft hands? I don't think so.

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Max: Awww. I was hoping we'd teleport under an immovable pile of rubble and debris. Trapped for weeks, we'd be forced to resort to cannibalism just to survive.

Sam: You keep coming up with creepy disaster scenarios that always end with you eating me, Max. It's getting annoying.

Max: If you don't like it, then stop looking so damn tasty.

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Sam: Humanity's not safe while that mysterious little hypno-bear is on the loose.

Max: Are we part of humanity, Sam?

Sam: Not technically, but we're in danger, too.

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Sam: Hey Featherly, wanna rub my unicorn?

Philo Pennyworth: Pennyworth.

Sam: That's not the part I expected you to object to.

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Sam: I don't know how to tell you this, Max, but... I think this new so-called "Stinky" impostor murdered the real Stinky!

Max: Well, duh!

Sam: We'll have to keep an eye on her.

Max: Want me to break your legs so you can convalesce in an apartment across the street while I occasionally flit in wearing diaphanous gowns and discuss the case as a metaphor for our relationship?

Sam: Hmmm... I'm trying to think of a much stronger word for "no".

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Sam: Max! Snap out of it! What did you see?

Max: I... I saw... what can only be described as a gateway to some wondrous parallel dimension.

Sam: Great! But did you see any fudgicles in there? Look way in the back.

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Max: Was it the Commissioner?

Sam: Not exactly. It was someone not unlike the Commissioner, with all the intolerant intones of the Commissioner, who sounded remarkably like the Geek, and therefore could very well have been the Geek!

Max: You have a long black hair growing RIGHT out of your nose.

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