Samael Draws Weird Stuff

Got sent this on BlueSky so now I am obsessing over which 40k army various historical philosophers would play. So far I got:

Diogenes - Orks Plato - Custodes

Aquinas - Sisters of Battle (honestly too easy feels like cheating) Kant - Meta-chaser who always has a story to tell about why Reason compelled him to switch to what just happens to be the highest win-rate faction Heidegger - Black Templars

Mo'zi - T'au (honestly every utilitarian is a freebie, he's just the best for this)

Thank You for being here! 🦁🐍🚧⚡🐺🧱🦇🪽🦾😡🫐🪲👁️🌒📿🌋🪶👬

I Gotta leave for a long while now, can you watch my Primarchs for me while I'm gone?

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•Lion El'Jonson, Primarch of Dark Angels, he probably won't talk to anybody here and he like this One Very specific cup because the way it feels Just Right on his hand, so Vulkan made 45 of those for him

•Fulgrim, Emperor's Children, with his weridly simple silver chalice and normal plate with a normal of eggs and sausage behind his fancy whatever the HECK salad he eats

•Perturabo, Iron Warriors, eating steak with taters and judging Dorn

•Jaghatai Khan, White Scars, he is LATE or finished his food First, who knows? Could be BOTH

•Leman Russ, Space Wolves, with his TOTALLY NOT RAW Nest and mead,

•Rogal Dorn, Imperial Fists, separating The peas by size so that They don't touch the potato salad

•Konrad Curze, Night Lords, eating whatever The HECK Denka told Vulkan he likes to eat, and amazingly It doesn't contain RATS or CRIMINALS This time

•Sanguinius, Blood Angels, he gets slightly nervous when his brothers fight but he'll he fine with his NOT RAW STAKE and SUSPICIOUSLY RED DRINK

•Ferrus Manus, Iron Hands, who like grapes more than wine because its simple and sweet and slightly purple

•Angron, World Eaters, just is so used to Paint that Ghost Peper Capsiasin just makes his tongue and metal teeth slightly tingle

•Roboute Guilliman, Ultramarines, The silver spoon baby Just flabergasted

•Mortarion, Death Guard, who is being GENTLY served his 4 massive plate of "CAN'T HAVE ANY OTHER BROTHER LOOKING LIKE A SKELETON (heavy jamacain accent*) by the Chef

•Magnus The Red, Thousand Sons, who Just wanted to eat in peace

•Horus Lupercal, Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus, and HE KNOWS

•Lorgar, Word Bearers, talking smek

•Vulkan, Salamanders, being perfect.

•Corvus Corax, Raven Guard, happy CANIBALISM

•Alpharius and Omegon, Alpha Legion, bickering about How nobody trusts them with sharp thing

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Yes, small herds of them still roam the temperate scrublands, and are often associated with Oh’jub. Domestication favored shorter, more compact animals, and selection for gentler temperament has correlated with relatively small chelae. There is speculation that the ancestral specie was independently domesticated at least twice; once in the northern hemisphere by plains-dwelling ancestors of the kakroum tribes, and again south of the ice belt by cultures associated with the steppe ruins. Trunkhorses of this stock are heavily built and bear enormous lower chelae for plowing through snow.