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Sitting in the holding room, Roy was trying to get sobered up enough that he could speak straight. The college kid had been taken in after getting caught egging some houses in the neighborhood. The punk had been abandoned by the rest of the frat members when the cops showed up and he was left behind. So now he was here trying to not get figure out a way to minimize the damage that would happen if he was to get arrested.

He sat there fighting for a moment before the door opened. A couple of cops walked in and sat down behind him, they put a pitcher and a carton of eggs on the table between the college student and them. “Roy Baker?” “Th-thats me.”

“Listen kid. I’m not going to lie to you.” one cop spoke up “You’re in deep shit.”

“Officer. Come on. It was just a simple prank I can~” “And we are just meant to ignore the liquor on your breath?”

Roy let out a deep sigh as he knew he had been caught, not paying attention to the other officer who was now cracking the eggs and putting the yolk and egg whites in the pitcher.

“Come on. Can’t I do something else? Community service. I. I could do something for you two and…”

“It’s your first offence. It’s not going to be that bad.” The officer said.

“Listen. I can’t go to jail.” Roy said, almost as if he was going to cry.

“Don’t worry. We’ll let you off easy.” The other cop said as he finished cracking the last of the eggs.

“Thank you.” Roy said getting up with a sigh or relief.

The first officer stood up and walked over to him. “I wouldn’t be so excited there.” He said patting Roy’s shoulder. “I was the good cop.”

He walked out of the room with the other officer remaining. He picked up the pitcher of eggs and walked up to Roy. “Now. Let me show you how it feels to be egged.” He said.

The cop pulled the back of Roy’s pants open and grabbed onto the waistband of his blue briefs. He pulled them back and dumped a considerable amount of the eggs down the boy’s underwear. Roy shivered as the goo filled the back of his underwear and clung to his butt cheeks. “Don’t worry.” The cop said as he moved to the front. “I like eggs with my nuts.” He poured the rest down the front of Roy’s briefs.

Roy squirmed as the eggs covered his junk and soaked into his underwear and pants. “O-okay. I. I go now right?” he asked.

The cop laughed and shook his head. He grabbed the front and back of Roy’s briefs and gave hard tug to the back. Roy gasped as the egged underwear was shoved up his butt and covered his back. The cop stretched the underwear up with a strong tug from the back and the followed it up with a pull to the front. The yolks of the eggs slide through Roy’s ass and below his body as the material came up to add pressure to his crotch.

The cop continued to floss Roy’s ass with the squeaky clean. The briefs had now been stained green from the yolk soaking into the material making them sticky and more painful as they cut through his crotch. The cop stretched the underwear up Roy’s back once again getting the waistband up to the back of his head and covering his shirt with egg. Without a second of hesitation he yanked up on the front, threading the material through Roy’s ass and pulling the now green underwear up to Roy’s chin. “Now then. Are you going to continue egging houses?” The cop asked. “Yes. Sir.” Roy cried as the officer brought the egged briefs back through his ass and rested the waistband at the back of his head.

The guys from the baseball team left me stuck in a dangling wedgie for missing a routine block and took pictures to make sure it wouldnt happen again. If my tighty whities dont rip before my midterm exam, i dont know what ill do.

Sit back and make him suck your dick, nice and slow.

Train him to deepthroat your cock.

Fuck his face, balls-deep, like it’s a pussy.

Cock slap him.

Make him lick your sweaty balls.

Make him service you in a public place (e.g., a restroom, a park, your car).

Spit on him.

Make him clean your sweaty ass after you work out.

Make him wear a puppy tail in his ass.

Piss on him.

Piss down his throat.

Piss in his ass.

Make him drink your piss from a glass.

Piss on a pair of underwear, or a jock strap, then wring it out over his face.

Finger his hole.

Fuck his ass.

Spank him.

Paddle him or whip him.

Fuck him with a dildo.

Tie him up and use his holes.

Smack or slap his face.

Call him names.

Tag team him with a buddy.

Gangbang him with a group of friends or strangers.

Whore him out to friends or strangers.

Make him sniff and lick your piss- and/or cum-stained underwear.

Gag him with your dirty underwear, jockstrap or cum rag when you’re fucking him.

Cum on his face.

Cum on his face and make him wear the load out in public.

Cum on his ass.

Cum directly down his throat.

Cum in your hand, and make him eat it from your hand like a dog.

Organize a bukkake and cover his face with multiple cum loads.

Make him eat your cum off your buddy’s cock.

Cum on the floor or a table and make him lick it up.

Make him drink your load(s) from a shot glass.

Cum on food and make him eat it.

Double-penetrate him with another Top or with a dildo.

Flick or twist his nipples.

Write names (e.g., faggot, bitch, pig, slut), pictures (e.g., a cock and balls, a pig face, a toilet) or phrases (e.g., insert cock here, with an arrow pointing to its holes) on his body.

Make him wear a butt plug out in public (e.g., to the bar, to the gym, to the grocery store).

Piss on his underwear then make him wear them home.

Tie him to your toilet when you have guys over, and tell them to use him instead of the toilet.

Don’t let him cum.

Make him ask your permission to jerk off or cum.

Make him eat his own cum.

Make him jerk off or finger himself while you and/or your friends watch.

Make him watch while you fuck another faggot.

Position him beneath you while you’re fucking another faggot and make him lick your cock as it goes in and out of the faggot’s hole.

Make him eat your ass while you’re fucking another faggot.

Make him clean your cock off after you fuck him.

Make him clean your cock off after you fuck another faggot.

Make him eat your load out of another faggot’s ass.

Take photos and/or videos of him servicing your cock.

Blindfold him when you use him.

Fist his hole.

Cum in his ass.

Make him fuck another faggot, or get fucked by another faggot, while you watch.

Make him and another faggot fuck themselves on a double-ended dildo while you watch.

Make him lick your feet.

Use him as a footrest.

Make him give you a massage or footrub.

Take him to a bar; when his beer’s empty, refill the glass or bottle with your piss and make him drink it in public.

Make him pee at the urinal (e.g., at the movies, at the gym, at the bar) with his pants around his ankles so everyone knows he’s a faggot.

Shave his body.

Make him wear a puppy tail in his ass.

Save your piss in a bucket, and make him bathe with it.

Keep him in chastity.

Decide what he wears.

Make him wear a collar and leash.

Keep him in a cage.

Make him do domestic chores for you (e.g., laundry, cleaning, shopping).

Make him sniff poppers, then use him.

Make him wear a ball gag.

Make him crawl in your presence, like a dog.

Make him eat his meals out of a dog dish.

Make him service anonymous cock at a gloryhole.

Engage him in forced workouts.

Make him beg for your cock.

Feed him your pre-cum.

Make him call you “Master” or “Sir.”

Make him wear a hood while you use him so that the only sensation he has is the feeling of your cock in his hole.

Make him lick you head to toe

Make him drink a bottle of your piss left somewhere in a public place and order him to tape it!

Go in to a club’s bathroomat the same time and order him to leave his half full glass of his cocktail in the toilet before you and add to the cocktail your piss, leave him the glass somewhere and order him to drink it in front of you.

Go to a public bathroom together and while standing in front of urinals make him put your head down to your urinal and drink your piss.

Make a video you raping him, cuming in his ass and forcing him to drink your piss and post it on tumblr claiming ownership of him.

Make him wear a puppy tail and take him for a walk outside.

Make him wear women’s lingery and fuck him like a whore.

Mummify him and fuck him in his mouth and ass.

Tie him up with chains or rope and let him sleep on the floor next to your bed.

Choke him while you fuck him in missionary position.

Pull his hair while you fuck him in doggy position.

Make him wear a collar showing your ownership in public.

Make him come to your work place and service you in anyway you need.

Make him wear a cock cage.

Make him wear ball weights.

Make him give you his social profile passwords to monitor his communication.

Make him raport sexual contacts with other guys.

Disclaimer: this is a 100% true story of consensual sex acts between my older brother and I. If you don’t like/support consensual incestuous acts, this isn’t for you to read.

P.S. if you have a hot tub or jacuzzi, this tip is for you

A few years back our family added a hot tub next to our pool, but it wasn’t until recently i discovered this secret trick. One time i was sitting along the steps of the hot tub feeling the jet against my legs. However, the jets are a few inches above the step so I had to pick my legs up in order to have them hit my leg. Occasionally that’ll get tiring so I’d relax my legs as the jets barely graze the top of my thighs. Sometimes I had the pool to myself because my parents were either working inside or making dinner so it was just me myself and the sunset. I think my swim suit was bunched up around my crotch, making my bulge more apparent (ever notice when guys get out of the water how their suits are vacuumed sealed, showing their dick prints? yeah that was basically me). I slipped my head until the water was up to my nose making my whole body move downward until my bulge made direct contact with a powerful warm jet, so much so even in my skin tight swim suit i felt the shaft of my dick move to the other side of me! At first i was alarmed about the strength, the force hit my balls to the point of a dull pain was felt. But then I paused for a second before i turned my hips towards the jet, focusing more on the shaft. The jet had a very powerful vibration to it, and the bubbles just added extra sensation. I eventually found my cock stiffening the more i concentrated on it. Being circumcised, the strong vibrations radiated around my cock head, the skin on my glands pulled tight from how hard I was. Immediately i was turned on by this feeling because of how indescribably powerful this sensation was around my dick, i felt my hands gripping the sides of the hot tub trying to prevent myself from being pushed away from the force of the jets as my eyes rolled back in pleasure. I swear if you are a cut man who hasn’t tried this method of masturbation, you’re missing out. It felt so good I caught myself starting to moan. “Oh shit” i said to myself and forced my body away from the jet: I almost came. I looked down at the water amazed at my new discovery. The hot tub was located near our back door window so i sat up and took a look inside to see if anyone was around. When the coast was clear, I untied my bathing suit, opened the fly and pulled out my erection. I kept my suit on around my knees Incase I noticed anyone coming towards me, however that failed miserably.

With my left hand I grabbed my cock at the base to push my balls back so they wouldn’t be hit head on. I waited for a minute or so to calm myself down, even in the crazy movement of the water i could still feel my cock pulsate in my grasp. I felt like I was ready to burst already. I relaxed my body and positioned myself against the jet. My ass clenched tightly the moment I felt the worlds best vibrator on my glands: it felt way too good to be true. Gasping for air i pulled away again. I was so focused on my cock, i forgot to breathe. The world around me didn’t exist anymore i reached a new kind of pleasure.

I then started counting how fast it took me to get close to cumming before I backed away. “One…. two… three…. six???” Time didn’t even seem to exist from the complete ecstasy I was in. At times I couldn’t last more than 10 seconds before pulling away, tugging on my balls extra hard to make sure I didn’t bust a nut. It was complete torture to my dick: it desperately wanted to unload. I probably edged like this for about 30 minutes.

During one of my breaks i lifted my whole body to the surface, letting my erection get some air. I stared at it for a bit as it bobbled around with every beat my heart took. It was swelled to its full potential: I’ve never been more rock hard in my life. I saw some precum collect at the top and drop down the side of my head. As I continued to admire my own cock, something caught the corner of my eye. I turned my head toward the back window and the swift movement of a person hiding out of the windows view. Embarrassed I immediately sat back in the water. I put my arms out and around the hot tub to make myself look less likely that I was touching myself. My swim suit was still around my knees but from all the bubbles, you couldn’t see what was under the water. The back door opened, and my brother poked his head out. I felt a little relieved because at least no one else saw what I was doing. “Get out,” he said. “Why?” But he didn’t respond, he just repeated his command. He interrupted me so I said I wasn’t going to get out. He then opened the door fully and walked out wearing his swim suit. This surprised me because he never used our pool much. “It’s my turn,” he said. I stayed put. Also, if i were to get out, I’d have to pull up my pants, making it obvious I was horny. He then stepped forward, dipping his feet into the water. “Leave now.”

I could tell I was blushing, but I couldn’t move. Usually I’d want this to happen but it was such a new experience for me I wasn’t expecting it. He caught me when i was so vulnerable and unprepared i had the same guilt you have the moment after you cum. My brother was now fully in the water now, sitting right below my feet. We stared at each other in complete silence, waiting for who’s going to make a move. The bubbles restricted me from seeing under the water, so i don’t know where my brothers hands were. His shoulders then faced me and i felt his fingers brush up against my bare thigh, a couple inches below my balls. He was definitely trying to figure out if I was still hard, moving his hands in the water above my body until…

His thumb brushed by the side of my dick. His eyes lit up a bit, i could tell that he knew I was rock solid. “Oh… what’s this?” I stayed silent as I looked at his shoulders extend toward me and then I felt his hand wrap around the base of my dick. We stared into each other’s eyes as he asserted his dominance. He gripped my cock tighter and I knew I was his for the time being. He had the power and I couldn’t do anything about it. I felt him put pressure around my cock in an attempt to push my body down. i obeyed him as he guided my cock to a jet and held it there. The pleasure immediately turned me on again: i was already close. The fact that my brother was the one holding my cock for me made me even more turned on. If he didn’t stop soon I would surely cum. I tried holding it as best I could… 20 seconds… 30 seconds…

“Stop” i begged. “Please stop.” I clenched my jaw and bit my inner cheek. I’m gonna fucking cum. It was intensifying every second, it was impossible not to. Holy…. fuck… shit… here it comes-

“[Name redacted] stop it.” My fathers voice said from the back door. My eyes widened and my heart stopped as I looked up to see my dad poking his head out the back door. My brother turned to look at him, but he was more calm than me. His right hand continued to grasp my cock against the hot tub jet. The initial feeling of panic made me numb to my impending orgasm. “You’re bothering your brother,” my dad said.

“It’s okay,” i said. Instantly, i calmed down because he didn’t notice anything going on under the water, my mind switched back into pleasure faster than light. My brother didn’t even flinch once, but my balls couldn’t take this torture of pleasure much further. “I’m getting out anyways” I managed to grit through my teeth. It took every ounce of energy in my body to hold back my orgasm. “Do you have a towel out here?” My dad asked.

Ask me something random! OR

When did you lose your virginity?

Rough sex or soft sex?

Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

Favourite sex position?

Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

How often do you have sex?

Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

Do you/would you use sex toys?

Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

Would you have sex with your best friend?

Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Early morning sex or late night sex?

Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

Favourite body part on the same sex?

Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

How much fapping is too much fapping:

Best sexual complement you ever got:

Favorite foreplay activities:

What do you wear to bed?

When was the first time you masturbated:

Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Have/would you ever had a threesome?

What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

Do you watch porn?

Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

If you could give yourself head, would you?

Booty or Boobs?

If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

have you ever watched someone masturbate?

has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

What is your bra size?

When was the last time you masturbated?

When was the last time you had sex?

When was the last time you watched porn?

When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

Which wet dream was your favorite?

Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

Are you into any BDSM?

Do you like dirty talk?

Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Have you ever confessed to someone that you masturbated to them?

Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?