Friends who get into trouble sentence starters
āI called someone to bail us out last time. Itās your turn.ā
āWe probably shouldnāt do this.ā
āSee you say itāll be fine? But, something tells me it wonāt be.ā
āOkay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.ā
āWe probably shouldnāt have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..ā
āI canāt believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?ā
āLetās just tell them that the dog did it.ā
āIām picking the lock. But, I just realized that Iām not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.ā
āDo you think that alarm means that weāre caught?ā
āIāll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.ā
āThis is exactly what we needāa Ā night out. Letās go crazy!!ā
āHonestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.ā
āI rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.ā
āWhy is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?ā
āOh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!ā
āWe were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.ā
āWe broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.ā
āI canāt believe weāre trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.ā
āShh, theyāll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.ā
āThat cop did not find it as funny as we did.ā
āI told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!ā