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if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter

yes thank you for signaling. but it’s also a meaningless gesture when you’re weaving through traffic like you’re fighting Sans

there should be a muppet fighting game theyve got a big roster of characters to pull from. fraggle rock and dark crystal fighters expansion this shit writes itself

she said trans rights are human rights but she put her hogwarts house in her tinder bio

sorry for being annoying. it will happen again