none the wiser;

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

(via gatheringbones)

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

Being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest, yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear.