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There’s actually a whole heap of other things as well.
Working where your parents work (although it’s usually for your parents if your rich)
Living off handouts from family.
Not doing any work
Paying too much for things
Living with your parents
Not knowing how to cook
Wearing chavvy clothes
etc
- Tiny houses
- Food trucks
- Doing drugs and drinking
- Committing crimes
It’s okay guys, you can just say “being alive”
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The Beauty of Bioshock
Fun Psychology facts here!
Poor creeper, Sasuke doesn’t even remember who she is~
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Why You Should Always Wear Your Helmet.
PSA: never put stickers on your helmets (unless you have checked with the manufacturer) because the adhesive can weaken the structure!
One day my health teacher in middle school just like … didn’t show up for class. And so of course we were all “oh if he doesn’t show up in fifteen minutes we’re legally allowed to leave”, giggling about it and all the bullshit. He did eventually show up, ten minutes into the class time. He looked haggard as fuck, sweating all over, hair messed up, beaten to hell and back. We stared at him and were about to ask what in the world happened to him when he stopped in front of his desk and smacked his bicycle helmet down on it.
His helmet had this odd discolored patch on it. Like, white against white, but … weird? It’s then that I realized his helmet didn’t have a discolored patch, it had a patch missing. A big chunk of his helmet had just been shaved away, the curve of the helmet gone and sanded flat by whatever it had been scraped against. And running through that patch, from one side of the helmet to the other, was this big crack, like the whole helmet had split like an eggshell.
Our teacher took a couple deep panting breaths and then told our class: “And this,” he took another deep breath, “is why you always wear your helmet”.
And that’s the story of how an entire class of middle school students took helmet-wearing very seriously for the rest of their lives.
My sister was doing a charity cycle, and on the last day there was awful rain. Going down a steep hill her brakes failed. I got a selfie from her missing her front teeth and she had a black eye. Before I can even lose my mind about her injuries, my dad sent me a picture of her shattered cycle helmet, the tattered ruins of her Alice in Wonderland costume and the scuffs on the shirt and cycle leggings she’d been wearing under it.
The helmet prevented her skull/face from taking serious damage and the long sleeves/leggings meant she got grazes on her limbs instead of needing skin grafts. Honestly - safety first.
The VERY FIRST BIKE RIDE OF HIS LIFE, my four year old lost control of his bike, panicked and forgot how to use the break and flipped over his handlebars and went head first into the curb. He got up like it was nothing, got back on his bike and finished the bike ride.
No bruises, no cuts or scrapes and just a couple tears for fears.
His helmet has a HUGE dint in it. Nothing punctured through. Structural integrity is still fine. All the paw patrol characters are still there. That 12$ saved us a trip to the emergency room.
Hey PSA! YOU MUST GO TO THE HOSPITAL IF YOUR HELMET LOOKS LIKE THOSE ABOVE! Helmets prevent you from dying but you could STILL BE CONCUSSED or have internal injuries! And always replace a helmet after a fall where you hit your head! Even if it doesn’t look dented, the padding inside can still be damaged enough that it’s much safer to get a new one!
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Ino: Don't tell my parents about us having sex, or they'll freak out about me getting pregnant
Inoichi: Hey Sai you coming inside?
Sai: *Trying not to panic* Me? Never
Yoshino: I brought you in this world and-
Shikamaru: Ain't nobody ask you to do all that tho
Tenten: Do you blow on your food or hashafadhas til you can chew it normally?
Ino: I blow on it but end up underestimating how hot it and hashafadhas anyway
Sasuke: Don’t think twice and just swallow it. The pain of burning your mouth should be nothing compared to the burns Sakura gives when she roasts you on a daily basis.
Sasuke: Hashafadhas doesn’t help you with those.
Tenten: Damn Sasuke, who asked?
Ino: You wanna come over and eat what my mom made?
Sai: Sure what did your mother make?
Ino: *Sprinkling rose petals the table* Me
sai: but that’s not food-
ino: this is why we can’t have nice things sai
Temari: Would you rather kill Kankuro or-
Gaara: Yes kill him
Temari: I didn't finish the-
Gaara: I don't need any other options
Kankuro: Okay I'm feeling a little unsafe
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Naruto: Last week I saw Kakashi sensei crying his eyes out on a park bench, then an alarm on his phone went off and he just got up stopped crying and went on with his day
Sai: I wish I had those time management skills
Kankuro: If an assassin wanted to lure me out all they'd have do is turn off the wifi. Because I'm sure as hell gonna come see why it's not working
Temari: Touch my wifi and we'll see who's getting murdered tonight
