Love Is The Greatest Thing That We Have

deaky:

- shy

- sweet

- wears sweaters tucked into high waisted pants

- has long pretty wavy hair or a mushroom puff

- wears yellow

- writes songs about how much he loves his wife

- made an account on a queen forum to thank people for wishing him happy birthday in 2005 and typed out ‘:-)’ at the end

- loves babies

- loves dancing

- actually went and got a perm like a sweet grandma

- smile could cure cancer

- laugh could end world hunger

- lil cute tooth gap

- despite being the second tallest in queen still manages to look tiny

- bops along to songs

- im p sure he currently has a dog??

- just generally has babie energy

BUT ALSO

deaky:

- punched through a glass curtain once at a party, had to get 19 stitches, and played a show anyway

- according to brian, can make you want to die with two words

- would stay out dancing at disco clubs until 6 am

- wrote a song about nutting too early and put it on an album

- wrote a response email to a magazine in the early 2000’s that asked ‘have you ever had a wank in a celebrity’s house’ and said ‘yes, but its usually my own’

- didnt get a drag name from freddie at first because he was, and i quote, “too manly”

- had a cocktail bar behind his homemade amp (that has since gone on to alter the way we make guitar/bass amps today)

- wore studded leather and eyeliner to one of freddies parties

- objectively one of the best bass players in music history yet

- was queens techie and engineer for the first 5 years of their career

- wrote an entire disco bop about how fucking pissed he was at brian

A:hello

M:hi

A:I can’t sleep :/

Freddie:

Mistook weed for tea, made a cup and drank it, promptly had a nervous breakdown

Nearly burnt one of their early apartments down because he tried to make French fries without adding oil to the fryer

Never learned how to drive because he figured it was too hard and someone else would do it for him. That’s not really dumb, but then he applied that same logic to why he never learned how to use a microwave

Brian:

Partied too hard with Van Halen and nearly brained himself against a toilet; thought he was dying (he wasn’t)

Roger:

Locked himself in a cupboard to get I’m In Love With My Car as a single

Later realized that meant he’d have to perform I’m In Love With My Car and didn’t realize drumming while singing onstage is a major pain in the ass

Got so drunk he didn’t recognize a song he and John wrote together when Crystal played it on the stereo

John:

Put his hand through a window and had to get stitches; I can’t remember why he did this

Threw his bass into an amp at the end of a show in a rock n roll haze. Immediately regretted it and spent all night apologizing to the roadie who had to fix all that

Had a fit and ran away to Bali

Roger: Oh my god, its finally happening

Brian, tying his shoelaces: