salemiisms:

“And you’re the ugliest person I’ve ever met. When was the last time you tweezed those eyebrows? Ughh.”

Steps on his tail.

[cat screeching]

salemiisms:

Offended Salem noises. “Well, excuuuse me. I am a mere cat, not a demon.”

“… well then, you’re about the nastiest cat I’ve ever met.”

salemiisms:

“Say there, big boy, got any canned fish, preferably of the saltwater variety? Hm?”

@inconnu–dreamscapes || damon. let the snark begin.

“…” 

Did that cat just fucking talk to me?

Damon tossed his bottle of Rum in the trash. 

And did he call me big boy???

“Shoo, demon.”

“Say there, big boy, got any canned fish, preferably of the saltwater variety? Hm?”

- ̗̀  SALEM SABERHAGEN !!   ̖́-

Cue eye roll. Salem repeated her words in a high pitched sarcastic tone. “It’d be too easy. Puh-leeaze, Sabrina. Since when have you cared whether something was too easy?”

           ❛   you’re so  OBNOXIOUS,  salem  !!   ❜    she exclaims,  purposely speaking in a  higher pitched  voice,  though anyone can tell she’s simply teasing.     ❛    since it annoys you,  obviously.   ❜

- ̗̀  SALEM SABERHAGEN !!   ̖́-

He rolled back onto his belly and huffed. “What, you can’t just conjure up a can?” What use was being a witch if you couldn’t make what you wanted appear or so how Salem thought.

           sabrina rolls over on her bed,  white haired  head hanging  off the edge of it,  blue eyes blinking at her cat.    ❛   because it’d be too easy,  obviously.   ❜    a pause,  she licking her lips.    ❛   not to mention,  GOING OUT TO SHOP  would be a good excuse to get outta the house,  nonetheless.   ❜

- ̗̀  SALEM SABERHAGEN !!   ̖́-

Rolling onto his back, Salem lifted up his paws and looked at Sabrina with the most innocent look he could muster. “Because you will find a way to get the tuna and you cannot resist a cute furry face like mine.”

           she tsks her tongue,  sabrina bending down to pick him up with a huff,  bopping his nose.    ❛   unless you come to the store with me,  and use that  cute furry face  to finesse them into giving us a couple free cans,  i’m afraid we may be out of luck.  poor student,  remember  ??   ❜