nat (TM)

well-written women who narratively suck are like crack cocaine to me. hello shitty little woman do you need some crumbs of love that you've clearly never been given? lol

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

I'm sorry how fucken old do u hafta be to be *predynastic EGYPTIAN*

I think we should collectively raise our standards on what is considered good writing.

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

Give me the fucking amulet