Alleviate the Stress

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

i made this post because i've got so many friends that think saying something wrong in a conversation is the end of the world. it isn't. you'll be okay. you don't have to be embarrassed about every little thing. you are alive and doing things and speaking to people. you will make mistakes and you will live.

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

I love how American Christians are so unfamiliar with their own belief system they're making this a joke about jesus being white and not a joke about transubstantiation. I'm not even Christian and I know this.

Like to charge, reblog to cast

that’s just impressive

I’m in love

My cat emerged from behind my TV like a blood lusted demon at these sounds what in the fuck