Badump tss

your too late mr bond I've alreasy peed out all of the pee from my penis

*Cheers with all my heart and soul*

senator sanders has three houses...? I didn't take him as a fire emblem kind of guy. deeply disappointing

what makes this funnier is theres a character in three houses who goes by bernie

I don't think it's funny to tell people things about fire emblem without their permission

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

damn people still have beef over tumblr, i am only here to look at pictures of the video game 

he likes the video game, get em boys

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

they just roasted tf out of Deep Dish “Pizza”

And deservedly so!

the existence of smooth jazz implies the existence of the secret and elusive crunchy jazz