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Ash: Hey Jessie... you have any bandages here that I can use?

Jessie: What happened?? Why are you limping?

Ash: Run in with a wild Machoke.

Jessie: Ugh, get in here. Sit down. Wobbuffet! Can you get my tape?

Wobbuffet: Wobba!

Ash: You're not gonna tell mom are ya?

Jessie: And make her worry about you more than she already does? No way.

Wobbuffet: Wobb!

Jessie: Thanks, bud. Alright, gimme your foot.

Ash: I thought you were a Pokémon nurse, how do you know how to do this?

Jessie: Humans aren't too different anatomically from certain Pokémon. Like Machoke for example. Speaking of which, maybe don't fight one with your bare hands.

Ash: You're one to talk. Meowth and James told me how you caught Seviper.

Jessie: Okay that was different.

Ash: Besides I wasn't fighting it! It was hurt and on a rampage.

Jessie: You have Pokémon you dingus, use them.

Ash: I didn't wanna freak it out and hurt it more!

Jessie: Just be more careful, yeah?

Ash: What you care about me or something, dad?

Jessie: You know I do, champ. Don't make me say it out loud, I don't wanna lose what little edge I have left.

Ash: I don't know if you ever had any.

Jessie: Alright, get out of here. I have work to do. If your mom asks about your leg just tell her you tripped over a sleeping Geodude.

Ash: Thanks! I owe you one. I'll tell her you helped me out and maybe she'll give you a kiss or something.

Jessie: I don't... like that you know we do that.