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meme. // @blizzcrd. 

saiunn:

some things about saitama.

uses all the hot water, halfheartedly apologizes but honestly he is like shrugs ur a robot u can heat it up right? 

thought process goes from a->d ->h->b ->c. ( which gets him odd solutions or reasons for things )

has def on more than 1 occasion wrapped the cape around his head and shoulders.

is a master at staring contests, has yet to meet his match.

can sleep with his eyes open ( part of why he’s good at staring contests )

tea > coffee ( it gives him the jitters and makes him feel like how tv static sounds )

favorite flavor is mint. 

hates orange but will eat it bc he is cheap. 

can take insults better than compliments

used to walk nakey in his apartment after a bath, having sometimes forgotten to grab his pjs ( QUICKLY fixed this when a kid started rooming w him )

spends v little on frivolous items, always ready to take advantage of them free things.

has more than once tried to reach the remote with his foot and gotten a charlie horse 

a couple more things !!

uses others phones. asks before hand though. 

yaeba 

prefers games with lots of explosions and butt kicking. 

still does his workout, though he did lull for bit after gaining his strength. it’s honestly more of a habit now. 

if he were to drink coffee it would be taken black. 

prefers hard candies over soft bc he doesn’t like the feeling of things stuck in his teeth. 

will chew on your pens. 

zones tf out a lot when someone talks. unless it’s directly  @  him  /  involves him, he doesn’t care much. 

meme.

"You have a date with justice."

"I always wanted to end with a bang."

"This was our last chance."

"The war is over. We will fight elsewhere."

"It was an honor to fight with you."

"We will always be there for him."

"Will you miss me when I'm gone?"

"We must do what is best for everyone."

"Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical."

"This is the perfect time to be hysterical!"

"There is no way out!"

"I'd like to join you posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song."

"We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun- you'll be fine."

"So long, partner."

"You gotta keep them together because they're madly in love."

"Now you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They mean a lot to me."

"He'll be there for you, no matter what."

"Thanks, guys."

"You would not believe what I have been through tonight."

"Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks."

"You've got a playdate with destiny!"

"Want my advice? Keep your heads down, you'll survive."

"I've been here years, they'll never break me."

"Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from threat of force!"

"He ain't the sharpest knife in the...the place where they keep the knives.."

"Don't you turn your back on me."

"Don't you walk away."

"Don't you tell me that I don't care, cause I do."

"Don't you tell me I'm not the one."

"Don't you tell me I ain't no fun."

"Just tell me you love me, like I love you."

"When we're together, gray skies are clear and I cheer up."

"From the bottom of my heart, I just can't take it when we're apart."

"We belong together."

"You'll be mine forever."

"Its gonna stay this way forever."

"I'm not shy, there's a whole lot I wanna say."

"Talk about friendship and loyalty."

"Talk about how much you mean to me."

"I'll promise to always be by your side."

"The day I met you was the luckiest day of my life and I bet you feel the same."