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E-Funds Instructor: *Telling us a dad joke*
Me: *Jotting it down in my notebook to post later*
E-Funds Instructor: *Sees me*
E-Funds Instructor: *Jokingly* Oh no, you’re writing down all the dumb shit I’m saying, aren’t you?
Me: *Slowly closes the notebook and slides it back in my pocket*
Me: *Laughs nervously*
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Herrera: What do you do as a welder on a sub?
Class Director: Pipe break. Pipe need fix.
Long: If I 4.0 the next exam, will you admit Davante Adams is the best receiver?
E-Funds Instructor: If you 4.0, I will admit my opinion is biased and I am wrong.
Long: *surprised Pikachu face*
Class: *Remembering it’s next to impossible to 4.0*
E-Funds Instructor: *Grinning* But I’m not.
*During lab*
Graham: You’ve got rizz, Petty Officer.
E-Funds Instructor: … Thank you?
Graham: You’re welcome.
Graham: I chipped my tooth today chewing on a can.
Me: …Why?
Graham: Why not?
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Mills: Do people like me?
Crawford: No.
Mills: …
E-Funds Instructor: *explaining how submarine evacuation works* You put on the suit, then the tank fills with water and you give the Morse code 3 knocks ready to go…
Me who actually knows Morse code, thinking: But… 3 knocks is just… S…
Sea story from E-Funds Instructor:
CSS: Sorry, we’re out of snacks. You’ll just have to wait until dinner…
Crew: What about peanut butter?
CSS: What?
Crew: Peanut butter.
CSS: … Well, yes, we still have peanut butter but we don’t have anything to go with it–
Crew: Give us peanut butter.
CSS: …
Crew: …
CSS: … Okay
Crew: *proceeds to eat spoonfuls of peanut butter straight out of the jar*
Bonus:
CSS: Guess what, you’re gonna love this, we have NUTELLA.
Crew: … Where’s the peanut butter?
CSS: …
Crew: *On the verge of rioting* Where. Is. The. Peanut. Butter.
CSS: Well, see, w-we kinda thought it might be, you know, better, to mix it up a bit, you know–
Crew: WHERE’S THE PEANUT BUTTER?!?
CSS: *shrinking in on himself and looking like he wants to disappear* You… have nutella…?
Crew: *Demonic screeching*
Herrera: What time do we muster tomorrow?
Graham: Noon.
Herrera: So 11?
Graham: …
Herrera: Is noon 11 or 12?
Graham: Did you really just ask that?
Herrera: Oh it must be 12 because of the concept of “afternoon”
Herrera: I figured it out
Graham: Sharks are smooth in all directions.
Me: What.
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Vinson: The concept of time travel is all wrong! *goes on to explain dark matter and advanced theories of physics and the universe*
Me: *whispers in horror* Don’t you have a 2.7 GPA?
E-Funds Instructor: Wanna hear a dad joke?
Class: *If it means we can bullshit more and not talk about circuit operations then…* Haha yes
E-Funds Instructor: Why do Navy boats in Norway have barcodes?
Class: *awkward silence*
E-Funds Instructor: Because when they get home, you have to scan ‘da Navy in.
Class: *Erupts in obnoxious fake laughter*
*Someone shows up 30 sec late to muster*
Kennedy: Shitbag.
Simmons: Shitbag.
Graham: Shitbag.
Mills (who’s known for showing up late but miraculously didn’t this time): Shitbag.
Kennedy: …
Simmons: …
Graham: …
Mills: What?
Graham (about Morgan): Will he lose his memories when I kill him?
Martin: No, but he’ll get a different body.
Graham: Hm. Maybe he’ll come back as a goblin.
Martin: Yeah. Or some kind of dwarvin creature.
Graham: That’d be awesome.
Morgan: *looks like he’s completely on board with this idea*
Me: *in the background wondering why the fuck my classmates are talking about killing each other and reincarnation when we’re supposed to be talking about transistors*