Ken Levine

Well everyone, it’s been real. I’ve had a marvellous time impersonating one of my heroes, but it’s time for me to call it quits. Keeping the blog running beyond April Fool’s not only defeats the joke but is, frankly, a little creepy. Everything will stay the same until this weekend, when I’ll formally archive it. Thanks for being awesome tumblr, I had a great time. Happy April Fools And Ken, I know you were here, I hope you weren’t too terrified. 

“Okay so here’s the thing.My dislike for the book is no secret, nor have I tried to keep it so. And Dr Tenenbaum is a strong female character, who certainly doesn’t need to be defined by some fifty shades of grey farce of a romance with Frank Fontaine. Whether or not there actually was something between the two of them is wholly irrelevant to the series as a whole. It matters very little in her character development whether she had a passing fling with her employer, and it’s a really stupid thing to argue about-- especially since the entire thing is based on nothing more than fanfiction. Everyone’s free to write fanfiction, I don’t care, go for it. Were Fontaine and Tenenbaum together during Bioshock? No. Could they have been before? Of course. The possibilities are infinite.”

“...you might have to dig her up first.”

april fool’s, bitches.

“........it’s Ken”

erases your character model.