ghoul

It’s two am and I tried not to laugh

If this isn’t accurate, I don’t know what is.

50s bitches will see a movie called something like "The Giant Evil Bug From Jupiter" and have nightmares about it for weeks

theyr making a radiohead song

who

who do you think

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

we slidin