~SLUTTY SAILOR~

this move is very dangerous and should not be attempted by weak niggas, those scared to have children, or anyone under the age of 21. The giver may experience the following:

- being called “daddy” or “muthafucker” X times

- listening to uncontrollable orgasms

- scratch marks

-fatigue or tiredness

- leg and thigh “grabs” restricting giver of movement once position has restarted

-sweats

- uncontrollable oral sex once postion has been fulfilled

if taken in proper doses, the giver may receive morning compliments and breakfast in bed

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi- You’re pretty

Rasberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.