Windjammer

Do you two have anything around here that doesn’t taste like acetone?

No. Wanna go with me? 

“Admittedly, I was pretty curious.”

It’s ridiculous.

That’s what the invitations said. You could put a stop to it if you wanted to though, it’s half your house. 

Since all the alcohol is apparently pretty awful stuff I’m not sure I could stop it even if that were half true. 

Bottoms up.

You made it. 

I think I need a drink before I try to start dancing. 

I didn’t know we were dancing. No one tells me anything. 

It’s...

That’s because you have rowing and whatever other activities you do to burn up the carbs. The rest of us generally try to avoid all bread meals. 

So go rowing with me. 

Have mum buy you one. It’ll bring out your eyes.

How sweet.

As long as you eat some of the rolls so that I don’t, you can have whatever else you like. 

I don’t know what you’re talking about. If you have the chance to eat an all-bread meal then by God, you take it. Unless there’s crab.

Hey ugly.

Oh Christ. Here, take the beer. 

Okay. I really wanted the crab.

“More for me. I figured this beats cooking., and after today you could not pay me enough to stand for a second longer.”

You pansy. 

Beer, orange juice, water. Something my grandmother gave me that’s supposed to make your hair shinier but that I haven’t been brave enough to try and I don’t really recommend you do either. And whatever Mara has in there. 

Beer, beef, crab on top, this, this, one roll. Water, same, not as fun. Orange juice, green beans, roll. 

“Oi, you hungry? I got enough to feed a troll.” 

No. I never want to see food again.

We have beef or crab. And a few sides. I also have a box full rolls, if you feel like making an entire meal out of bread. Which I wouldn’t entirely judge. 

What do you have to drink?

Owl Post || Sailor

Give me thirty.