i’m luck’s last match struck

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

Hard times are coming.

you think it’s hot out now? just wait till hell opens to swallow mitch mcconnell

If you’ll wear Meta Glasses, you’ll wear a wire. No question. Move around fed.

literally what is the point in being cruel? im going to kill us all if one more person is cruel

diversity win! the menacing orb that descends from the ceiling and watches everything you do is italian

25% is better than 0%. trying a little is better than not trying at all. eating a protein bar is better than nothing. using dry shampoo is better than not showering. cleaning one section of your room or house is better than not cleaning any of it. writing a paragraph of your essay is better than not starting it. whatever you can manage today is okay. you can try again tomorrow. little steps are to be proud of.

the bush is a portal to the entire pie dimension perhaps

sorry no i can't make it i'm sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day