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Okay just for fun, here are some of Makani’s favorite movies, since his favorites are all cheesy monster flicks.
(And yes these are my picks because I’ve seen them all. Hehehe.)
Makani’s ultimate favorite is at the end!
1. The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962)
Crazy guy marries lady, lady gets in car accident, crazy guy keeps her head alive in a little pan. She’s also psychic. The best part of this movie is that the crazy husband keeps trying so hard to kill other women so he can get a new body for his wife.
2. Carnival of Souls (1962)
This one is just a classic, and it’s one where Makani likes both the black and white AND the color (hes usually a purist about it being in black and white.) This time it’s a crazy LADY who’s a church organist who feels weirdly drawn to this spooky carnival. A carnival…OF SOULS!
3. Squirm (1976)
As a rule, Makani usually finds “giant bug attacks town” movies to be a little blasé, but Squirm works because of the ridiculous amount of worms. It’s not several giant worms, it’s BILLIONS OF REGULAR SIZED WORMS. It’s so silly as a concept it’s never actually scary, just fun.
Last but not least, Makani’s favorite film…
4. Octaman (1971)
There’s NOTHING Makani loves more in a movie than a guy in a stupid rubber monster suit. Octaman cuts right to the chase. The monster shows up really quickly into the movie’s run time, he kidnaps ladies, it’s amazing. Makani could watch this over and over and over again.
Anyone wanna do a movie night with Makani? 🍿
うずまき
tropic paradise
// how long until the last episode of TADC is on YouTube, I’m avoiding spoilers on TikTok like a crazed driver swerving in traffic, someone is gonna get hurt eventually

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Happy Sinday everybody, this is letting you know in case you didn’t already Makani is a ~~~bottom~~~ ain’t he great
You want MORE random NSFW facts about Makani? No? Well you’re getting them anyway!
His favorite positions are anything where he gets to see his partner, either on his back or in the other guy’s lap (he loves chair sex, it turns out)
This has been mentioned before, but holy crap is he a monsterfucker. That’s probably his biggest turn on. If you’re a normal guy you can still activate that part of his brain by getting toys that look like tentacles, his next biggest (secret) kink.
Secret? Of course! Makani is such a shy person he *hates* admitting he has kinks. He thinks it makes him a pervert.
The good news is, though, once you get him out of his shell and make him not-a-virgin, you’re gonna get about four months where that’s ALL he wants to do, since he realizes how much he likes sex. Poor guy didn’t have it for so long, anybody who will fuck this loser will open up his WORLD. So be ready for him to pounce on you every time you come home.
// I can’t believe in my old blog Makani was dating Tenna. How did he pull such a baddie???
// I started my period and I don’t have money for pads :) I have 4 leftover I can use then…who knows!
// I found three pads (not four) which may get me through today (probably not but we can dream) and after that…? I dunno lol just bleed all over myself until Thursday
// I started my period and I don’t have money for pads :) I have 4 leftover I can use then…who knows!
// if Sunday is Sinday can Saturday be Smoochday 👉👈

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tropic paradise
We’re different people now, we don’t have to dwell on what we did as kids. Right.
Okay, so he was right, he thinks? He was so desperate to find Cesare again he’s moving too fast- if that wasn’t confirmation just now that the other man had moved on (or, at least, wanted Makani to,) it was at least a calm down, we haven’t all been lonely and isolated from a thousand years.
He doesn’t let go of his arm, but Makani emotionally pulls himself back- his voice even getting deeper and raspier again, less like that old version of himself. He nods, continuing,
“Yeah, it has been awhile, hasn’t it? We’re different people now. Well…” he smirks a little in Cesare’s direction, “maybe not all of us. You’re still the same.”
“Although, you have a cool business now, and friends, and even arch-enemies, that’s cool. A well rounded guy has to have-“
He pauses walking, forgetting for a second to put that wall back up when he spots the pier, blinking at the lights and quietly whispering woah.
Boats, food trucks, vendors- something called adult face paint? (Was the paint different?) There were lights, and smells, and music, and Cesare was right, there were people, but not too many.
He doesn’t know how seeing the water and boats makes him feel. It makes a rock form in his chest- he hadn’t been back to Venice, or any town that really looked too much like it, for some time. And if he was, he stayed away from the areas that felt too…familiar.
And yet, he was enchanted, because he never allowed himself to go out and do stuff like this, interact with people. He unconsciously grips Cesare’s arm tighter, both out of anxiety and excitement, forgetting for a moment he was trying to pull himself back. He doesn’t like you like that anymore, calm down. Make yourself less…this.
“What do um…what do we do? Here?” He blinks and turns again. “…whatever we want?”
💀 ⸺ “ Yeah! Whatever we want. ” [ that's what the future's all about right? ( to an extent? ) Makani's grip on his arm awakens something PROTECTIVE in Cesare ; he remembers yearning to walk arm in arm with him like this, having to reserve it for quiet nights when they were alone. even if Makani doesn't end up feeling the same for him as he did then, he hopes he can make him feel SAFE in his company.
he shrugs with a ' nonchalant ' smile, hoping to be reassuring. the hold on his arm in return is firm and sure. ]
“ It's been a long time since I've gone out and had fun, gonna be real. I may be a well - rounded, charismatic small - business owner ; but I've been doing overtime at the cubicle. Just being out with you is already a breath of fresh air. ” [ and a blast from the past, but he's too shy to comment. of COURSE he'd choose the pier for their ( unofficial ) date! he's a SAP, and the ocean reminds him of his long lost love! ]
“ Soo, YOU eat. I heard fair food is real good ; the crew has talked up churros and funnel cakes ... I know there's some artists and musicians around ... Oh, and I think there are some dinky fair games we could win prizes from, like temporary tattoos and stuffed animals ..! ”
[ he'd be a BEAST at the Test of Strength hammer game, he wonders if they'd have it … ]
He can’t help but cover his mouth and laugh. He doesn’t even know if Cesare realizes he’s doing it, but he’s trying so hard to be cool. It was like when they first started…being romantic, he guessed-Cesare always tried to be cool in front of him. It’s in the way he talks and kind of slings his head around like he’s got rubber in his neck, so cool and casual. Talks up a big game but acts like it’s not even a big deal, really. He doesn’t have to do that, Makani thinks he’s cool anyway. He thought the puppets were cool, too, even if no one else seemed to. How cool is it to just make something with your own two hands and be passionate about it?
But Cesare makes him laugh. And being with him now, walking among other people, it makes him realize; they’re the only two people in the world who could possibly understand each other.
Cesare was, clearly, way more social than him. At least to the extent that he can get people to do what he wants, and if people find it off-putting, it was just part of the character. Makani had spent most of his thousand years doing things he wasn’t sure he was supposed to be proud of, but it was all done mostly in shadow, away from people. (It made sense to Makani that Cesare still wanted some kind of spotlight, that was him alright.) Maybe Cesare really had made some friends. But no one in the whole world knew where they had been, where they were from, what it was like to be perpetually alive-and-dead.
Walking together now, Makani felt the entire world was contained between the two of them.
“Ooh wait, games? Dude, I’m amazing at the one where you throw the thing at the thing!” He pauses for a second. “Throw the dart at the balloon. Do you think they have that? Hey, maybe we can win a goldfish. We’ll name it Patata and raise it well.”
Makani just wants a weird man. Get him a weird man. He will treasure that weird man for the rest of his days.
// despite everything, we stay positive. I’m trying to, at least. Thanks to the kindness of strangers I’ve been able to fill up my car this week when I wouldn’t have before. (I need to fill it up at least two more times and now I gotta find a way to get toilet paper…that’s a problem for another day.) We don’t have a lot of food but we do have it. Lights are on, waters working, no one’s getting evicted. My car needs repairs but I can drive it for now at least. I’m going for a promotion at work, I probably won’t get it, but I’m trying anyway. I’m reading Project Hail Mary and it’s SO good, I can’t wait to watch the movie when I’m done.
Things aren’t great. But I’m trying to stay happy.
// cool my father in law with dementia dunked all our toilet paper rolls in the toilet. :)
And I’m already having to beg for gas money, do yall think I have money for toilet paper? Hell no!

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𖦏_ STUDYING in kind with I HAVE NO MOUTH && I MUST SCREAM && LAMECH [ BIBLICAL CAIN'S KILLER ] In The Book of Jasher , DIVINE MACHINERY , TRANSHUMANISM , COMPUTERCHESS , MILITARY TECH / COMPUTER SCIENCE , ENIAC [ 1945 ] . FORENSIC ENTOMOLOGY / NEUROSCIENCE , 90s TECH / THE MILLENNIUM BUG && FINDING MEANING IN A STAGNANT LIFE .
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𖦏_ featuring verses including MAIN , HUMAN [ PAST EXCLUSIVELY ] , I HAVE NO MOUTH && I MUST SCREAM && more . ཐིཋྀ .
// ah Jesus it’s TADC episode 9 theatre day tomorrow
Time to start BLOCKING SOME TAGS