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moonbyul is uncomfortable showing skin? no problem, you can stay completely covered for the whole concert.

wheein wants to try drumming? here you go, a whole set of drums.

hwasa wants to give a speech on how fucked up the beauty standards are in korea? abso-fucking-lutely, you get 20 whole minutes for that.

JUNGKOOK WAS CRYING BECAUSE HE MADE A MISTAKE WHILE PERFORMING EUPHORIA AND EVERY BTS MEMBER RASHED OVER TO CONSOL HIM. THEY WERE ALL TAKEN ABACK. THEY REALLY CARE A LOT ABOUT THE YOUNGEST.

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jeongguk: [raises hand]

manager: your club penguin memberships will still remain active

Chris Evans: *likes his own tweet*

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

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Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

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Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

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Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Villain: Wait. What, no, no, I meant, like my brother is, I mean I think you are a fine person, I just meant, the whole you know other thing

Spiderman: I’m going to punch you to save you from yourself

DO THESE PEOPLE NOT SLEEP? (RM) DO THESE PEOPLE NOT REST? (RM) ARE THESE PEOPLE EVEN HUMAN? (RM) IS HE HUMAN? (RM). LIKE HOW CAN YOU BE PART OF THE PRODUCING OF EVERY FREAKING ALBUM BTS CAME UP WITH, BE ON TOUR, PROMOTE, TALK IN THE NAME OF BTS, WRITE LYRICS, MONITOR EVERYONE, MAKE SURE THE TEAM IS DOING OK, SHOOT BON VOYAGE, RUN EPISODES, SEASON’S GREETINGS, FANSIGNS? FAN MEETINGS, PRACTICE CHOREOGRAPHY, AND SONGS, BE MORE THAN HALF THE TIME ON  A PLANE … AND STILL HAVE SPARE TIME TO PRODUCE ANOTHER MIXTAPE?????????????????? JUST EXPLAIN TO ME HOW. I SWEAR YOU GUYS IF YOU DON’T HIPE THIS WHEN HE PROBABLY POURED HIS BLOOD, SWEAT ,AND TEARS TRYING TO FIND TIME TO WORK ON IT IM-