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“Doesn’t get more truer than that.”
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“I swear, people just like to add extra letters to works just to fuck with people,” Val chuckled.
“Doesn’t get more truer than that.”

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“I take it you don’t read the news. How embarrassing for you.”
"That’s a bold assumption. It’s also wrong. However, I’m going to need you to refresh my memory. What newsworthy crime did you commit?”
“I happen to know that some of them do it intentionally just to piss people off. I guess I’m lucky, they usually don’t fuck mine up too badly, although I did get Alan one time…” She shrugged and laughed. “I love your name, by the way. Mine’s Allison, it’s a bit more boring.”
The blonde was too wrapped up in her own thoughts to recognize or respond to the other’s compliment. "How does one get Alan out of Allison? That doesn’t even make sense. That’s like writing Stan instead of Sage. It just doesn’t add up.”
“Yeah, that’s kinda what led to the problem.”
"I see... Well, I don't know what to tell you.”
“I’ve met three Sage’s in my life– well, now four I guess– and none of them have spelled them the ways you’ve listed. It’s always S-A-G-E. I swear some people are so dump.”
"I don’t think anyone actually does, unless their parents decided the normal spelling was too common and wanted to be creative, but even so... The ‘Y’ doesn’t need to be there.”

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“She’s a nosy, invasive asshole.”
"Alright, well have you tried talking to her?”
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rosita: dnt need medical help thnks xxx
rosita: well grad school isnt a walk im the park
sage: if you're sure
Of course Sage would laugh at a joke about old people dying. “Yeah, long live.” He paused, before throwing a thumb over his shoulder. “I, uh, should probably get going. We should talk later.” He already started walking backwards as he spoke.
“Yeah, sure,” she replied, turning on her heels and walking in the opposite direction. “You still have my number,” she added, turning around so that she was facing him again. “Let me know when you wanna sort out the thing.”
“Cool beans,” he replied, impressed (but still anxious as hell). “Assistech is really taking off– except our clients keep dying.” He offered yet another stupid smile at his joke, half-desperate to get away.
"Well, congratulations,” she replied, trying to keep a straight face but breaking it within seconds to laugh. She wasn’t sure what about what he said was so funny, but regardless, it tickled her. “Long live Assistech.”
“I don’t think you can technically call it re-divorcing.” He cracked a half grin, a horrible attempt to lighten the mood. “Work, huh? Still at that magazine?” He was visibly nervous, almost scared that someone was going to be able to see their relationship status printed out in floating words beside them.
Even though Julius was now smiling, Sage’s frown refused to fade. “Then don’t,” she replied with a shrug of her shoulders. “Yeah... I’m an editor now,” she replied, straightening up a bit. She loved an opportunity to brag about her position. It made her feel important, and she loved to feel important.

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He paused, taken aback. “I– I wasn’t saying that. But we might as well take care of our little… problem, you know? I’m not being ridiculous here!” Great, three minutes in and they were already arguing. Just like old times!
“I never said you were,” she replied, taking a long sip from her Starbucks cup to buy herself some time to think of a response. “While re-divorcing you sounds like a dream, I have work to do, so it’ll have to wait.”
“Um… nothing else? Not here to… finalize anything?” He raised an eyebrow and slowly shook his head, unsure if she actually remembered their situation.
“No, nothing at all.” If she were looking for closure, this meeting would have been planned, not by chance. “This may be hard to believe, but my life doesn’t revolve around you.”
MSG TO: SAGE
Gail: got it. what's his name?
Sage: nicholas, but he'll respond to nick too.
Surprise struck him when he saw a very, very familiar face. “Sage!” he sputtered, eyes comically wide. “Uh, hi! What… are you doing here?”
"Living,” she replied tersely, not wanting to have too deep of a conversation with the male. “I assume you’re doing the same.”
“Well, I have gotten C-A-M-M-Y-L, K-A-M-M-Y, K-A-M-I-L-L, C-A-M-Y-L-E. I have even gotten Camel before. Who names their child Camel? Though my name is french I feel like Camille is not that difficult.. But I have just resulted to saying Cam instead. Still I have gotten it spelled with a K.”
"No, Camille’s not difficult at all. I can understand adding an ‘h’ between the ‘c’ and the ‘a’, but Camel’s just lazy.”

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“We’ll let everyone know what kind of corrupt business they’re running.”
“There’ll be a 20/20 special about us... Or better, BBC. Everyone gets BBC.”
MSG TO: SAGE
Gail: don't worry about it, I'm fine with kids.
Gail: i'll just be sure to watch my mouth around him. he should learn the major cuss words from you, not me.
Sage: that's all i'm asking, but don't sweat it if one slips. tell him it's a "grown ups only" word or something.