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@rose-lost-her-braincell

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jairus666

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Digital circus is an isekai. hear me out here it's another world other than earth, entered possibly by the destruction/death of the body/mind Cain is the harem leader (leads the adventures and shit) Pomni is the new "Level one player" with an OP skill (makes the NPCs Self Aware) Kinger is the god of the world (might be at the very least one of the devs or QA testers of the Circus)

Jax is the tsundere (possibly yandere)

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I FUCKING CALLED IT ON KINGER

They're putting yuri in the water

they're turning the Friggin Frogs Trans.

pukicho

I had a cool dream where I was hooting at an owl so I could get it to hoot back at me and my hoots attracted a wolf

pukicho

Dream haters are sickly freaks who die in damp caves due to malnutrition

sage-alturez

what about dream lovers, pukicho?

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one-time-i-dreamt

A company was putting Markiplier in an aquarium bcause they were going to actually put him in a real submarine, and I had to help him because they were trying to take away his human rights.

one-time-i-dreamt

Unlrelated to the image, when i went to go to tumblr to post this shitty meme, Instead of typing "tumblr.com" into the URL bar.... i instead typed "kill yourself" think i need to talk to my therapist again soon.

#losing my goddamn mind

i finally got the motivation to draw again, and figured we could all use something good, so here's Sage bein a wholesome little ball of shark.

#i just want to show random people on the internet my art #art #digital art #keep going #yes those are bottom surgery scars #the scars all have meaning to me

insomniac-arrest

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

thedogeveryonehates

kind of a milf. reblog

asharomi

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HRT: (Haunted Regal Titties)

pukicho

I like to wake up and go to bed

pukicho

Never mind, too relatable. I like to piss and eat mildew.

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thats still pretty relatable puki

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I used to be something, man. I used to consume the blood of children, man, I used to have an esoteric and forgotten name, which, like me, was only a whisper from the great oaks of the forest, man. Man, i used to be worshiped like a god, man. man, those were the days. Man has no respect for the old gods of the wild woods, man. (Pic unrelated)

#creature posting

pukicho

My crappy first attempt at astrophotography on a 50mm lens went better than expected. I got a fucking PLANET in there.

sage-alturez

oh @rose-lost-her-braincell . got another one.

every-cool-name-is-taken

Bad news guys but the new vine that’s touting the fact that it doesn’t use AI is actually being used to scrape more content FOR ai. They don’t want ai content being used to train their ai to avoid rampancy. From their website, you can see that they’re powered by something called Rabble.

If you go to the rabble website, you see this:

If you click “and other stuff”, you see this:

They’re using it to train an ai called Nostr. Don’t use it unless you want them to scrape whatever you put on their and put it into their ai.

the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

Fuck; wrong there and I can’t edit it without editing the original post and then re-reblogging it.

sage-alturez

alternatively, fill with with poisoned content. i think nightshade still works, last i heard

Sage? More like RAGE WHERES YOUR ANGER RISE RISE RISE RISE

my rage is a quiet thing, an assassin awaiting it's moment. My anger is a small hidden thing, a venomous secret. It is unseen, but it is everywhere. my anger is the cold wind. the winters grasp on the hearts of my enemies. the passion in the hearts of my friends. you will not not see the face of my anger, but you will know when it is there. also i just... like... prefer to be chill as fuck. I get more good friends that way.

#My blade was blessed by autistic dwarves #so you know it's good #be afraid

pukicho

Just invented Bobe. Expect to find Bobe in the market Q2 2026

pukicho

Thank you investors for the billions of dollars

m0untaingiraffe

May I ask what does Bobe do?

pukicho

We're SO glad you asked! We use state-of-the-art functions to streamline and expand workflow opportunities across the board! Think of us like a "do-better" button, for you AND for your wallet.

pukicho

So fucking horrible that it feels real

sage-alturez

one more buzzword and I'll do it.

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*Turns you into soup*

YOU FOOL, YOU BAFOON, YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE, I AM A THICC BEEF STEW. NONE OF THE WEAK WATERY SOUP CRAP, I AM SLOW COOKED TO PERFECTION

BOO

because you took a swig of sweet baby rays before running out of the house. You will not go gentle into this good night, for souped up on the sweet nectar of God, you are now essentially a human nuclear recoilless gun.

No mortal shall oppose you now, for you have ascended to a plane of existence touched by no other living man.

Your opponents will not even realize what is happening before a beam of fissile material transfers five hundred kilotons worth of TNT through their chest, killing them instantly.

#You are above humanity now #You are a god #The entire world is at your fingertips #and you can do anything you want on a whim

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