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There must be someone out there who have the same number of hair strands as yours

There’s no proof that you aren’t hallucinating your entire life

The bourgeoisie weren't ready to close the stores for the safety of their employees, but have closed them for the safety of the goods.

You rhink you're unique until you choose your username

Asking for money. When you're poor it's begging, when you're rich, it's a fundraiser.

The main problem with society is too many people pointing out the problems and not enough trying to solve them.

If you could colonise Mars, it would only take two generations before there were conspiracy theories that we never came from Earth in the first place.

That Minneapolis store owner must feel like shit for calling the cops on George Floyd.

If humans successfully colonize another planet, eventually some of their descendants might think that Earth is a hoax.

IMPORTANT PSA: No, you did not win a gift card.

The person who killed Batman’s parents helped save lives

We are getting to the point in modern history where an onion article is more believable than real life events

If companies would put mute buttons on microwaves they'd be rich

The human population will not become extinct during anyones' lifetime

Just like bacteria aren't aware of our existence, there could be giants around us that we cannot see cause we are too tiny to make sense of them

Seeing a 5 finger cartoon hand is weirder that finding a 4 finger cartoon hand

You never appreciate how well your nostrils work until they get stuffy.