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Therapist said to start a yandere bpd blog

new dream blunt rotation is the famous ppl u know of that u share a birthday with. mine are elvis, david bowie, stephen hawking, kim jong un, and noah cyrus

i was so confused until i realised i have the same birthday as OP LMAOO

the first time i played ace attorney i was so hyped and confident like oh i’m gonna nail this so good i love murder mysteries and then when the first trial started and the first ever question was ‘what is the name of the defendant’ i laughed out like like lol this is even easier than i though. a child’s play. i got this. what a pathetic question. but because english isn’t my first language and i’m still unfamiliar with many words, i assumed defendant=person who defends and with 100% confidence i selected ‘phoenix wright’ as an answer and everyone was like. phoenix you fucking dumbass loser you’re a disappointment to the legal system you shit for brains. and my self confidence has never recovered since