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someone stole the silk from their soul &. turned them into this. so when you see a monster next, always remember this. do not fear the thing in front of you. fear the thing that created it instead.
private &. selective headcanon influenced bruce banner as penned by jade
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tony gives bruce a pair of black balenciaga platform crocs. bruce loves them unironically. they are his going out shoes.
he shows up 9 months later with a unicorn frappaccino &. a pair of platform crocs. ‘ hello. ‘
Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters
“What are you doing?”
“What did you knock over?”
“Don’t eat that!”
“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”
“Plastic isn’t food.”
“How did you get up there?”
“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”
“I have to pee – can you move?”
“It’s so early, please stop.”
“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”
“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”
“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”
“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”
-points to mirror- “That’s you!”
“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”
“You haven’t moved in hours.”
“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”
“You have the cutest nose.”
“Look at those feet-ies!”
“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”
“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”
“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”
“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”
“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”
“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”
“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”
- boops nose -
we’re playing spongebob jeopardy with my 12th graders and they’re getting brutal
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Send for your muse to do one of the following to mine.
Carries, bridal style.
Kisses cheek.
Tickles sides.
Growls at
Tackles to the ground.
Slaps.
Cries in front of.
Holds and refuses to let go.
Protects.
KICKS.
Bites.
Holds hand.
Winks at.
Steals a kiss.
Dances with.
stabs.
Yells at
stares at.
Sniffs.
pats head.
Pins down.
Blocks their exit.
Glares at.
attacks.
gives flowers.
sings to.
proposes to.
gazes into their eyes.
blushes at.
asks out on a date.
breaks up with.
runs away from (flustered)
chases.
begs for forgiveness.
rejects them.
Sneaks up on.
gets caught following them.
Hides from
Scares them.
comforts them.
headbutts
nose boop.
forehead flick.
runs away with.
shares a treat.
flirts with.
BADLY, flirts with.
breaks down in front of them.
Cuddles with.
shoves away.
pulls in closer.
leans in to kiss but then stops themselves.
Tries to confess their feelings but chickens out.
reads to them
whispers into their ear
Invades personal space.
tries to make them laugh.
apologies to.
trips them.
catches them.
eyes them up and down.
smirks at
rolls eyes at
playfully shoves.
I’ve been cleaning my house but this is a meme call!
Bruce’s Pokémon companion is a cute little bulbasaur who is known to be a little fighty
“When you love someone, they become your reason.”
— David Levithan (via skeetulriich)
the supportive male friendship we deserve
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don’t look too closely at this i just wanted to make this dumb joke
because of bruce wanting kids but not trusting himself to have them because of the hulk, he’s super fond of ALL kids. the hulk is too.
for the longest time bruce really wanted children. he wanted a child to support &. to give the world too &. he truly thought he got that chance with betty. when the incident happened &. the hulk came around, he knew that he would never have kids &. that hurt for a bit.
he could never allow himself to have a child with the hulk &. the potential harm he could cause to a child. he does regret not having kids, he feels it in his bones but he knows it’s for the best.
‘ HULK SMASH ! ‘
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❝ Too shy, or too scared? ❞
the winter solider / accepting / @builthero
‘ a little bit of both. ‘ he can feel the nerves deep in his stomach. tony is much too close &. he’s too distracting. bruce looks back down to his work ( a book that was cowritten by his father ) &. frowns. he feels like a college freshman again, betty’s pretty smile distracting him in the lab.
perhaps he has a bit of a type. betty didn’t beat around the bush &. neither did tony. it’s almost the exact opposite of bruce when it comes to these kinds of things. he’s too cerebral, too much in his head &. his self doubts slow him down.
he flips a page in the physics books &. frowns at one of the equations. perhaps he could afford to be forward, just this once. bruce glances up at tony through his eyelashes ( he has that smile on his face ) &. it spurs him on.
‘ when we get finished here, do you want to go grab some dinner? i know this great thai i haven’t been to in years. ‘ he gives tony a small smile. ‘ it’ll get us away from the place. i think we’ve been in here for over six hours &. we could use some fresh air. what do you say ? ‘
❝ If it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it? ❞
the winter solider / accepting / @arrowloosed
‘ of course i would, clint. ‘ trust is a huge thing to bruce &. there are few people that he truly trusts. there’s betty ( he’ll always love her ) &. somehow tony wormed his way into his heart quickly followed by the rest of the team. that trust started to bleed over onto the other guy, both with dealing with him &. the hulk’s own feelings for them.
‘ there isn’t many that i would trust with my life, you know. ‘ he looks down at his hands, frowning. people have been after his life, after the other guy’s life again &. again. they want his blood, they want to control him &. it’s enough to make him never want to step outside again, but he must. ‘ but you? i’d trust you with it. ‘
