sweet disposition

short prompts:

 ‘you accidentally shipped this weird thing to my apartment’

 ‘we tried to grab the last copy of that book in the book shop’

 ‘my roommate’s best friend is really obnoxious but also really hot’

 ‘we’re the only ones in this subway car and the metro broke down’

 ‘i’m really passionate about this cause and i will give you this flier if i have to shove it down your throat’

 ‘it’s pouring and my final paper is in my bag so i guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together’

 ‘i have been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today’

 ‘clearly we are both really uncomfortable at this party’

 ‘it’s 3am, dead of winter, and some motherfucker set off the fire alarm and i am being very vocal about how i’m going to make that fucker pay’

 ‘you’re the fucker that set off the fire alarm with your awful cooking’

 ‘i’m the fucker that set off the fire alarm with my awful cooking’

 ‘you’ve been playing guitar in the hall since three in the morning and i came down to tell you to shut the fuck up’

 ‘i saw you throw that wrapper on the ground and there’s a trash can right over there dickwheeze’

 ‘i’ve done my share of cleaning my part of the apartment but yours is really messy and i’ve changed the wifi password until you’ve done your share’

 ‘i know you’re my best friend’s sibling/partner but i really like you and i can’t stay away’

 ‘hey we’ve been internet friends for a while and i’m moving to your area soon so we should meet up’

 ‘you used to be a total geek in high school and i used to bully you, but now you’re really hot and i want to hook up’

 ‘i was drunk and thought this was my apartment. you shouldn’t leave your doors unlocked’

 ‘i’m trying to read on the train and you’re making that really difficult by blasting music through your headphones. wait that’s my favorite band’

 ‘you’re the new employee and i’m basically a veteran so i’ll be training you for a while’

 ‘i’m your new neighbor and my bedroom window is dangerously close to yours, do u wanna stay up all night and talk about life’

 ‘yeah well i don’t care if you found it that’s my favorite fucking pen you dildo give it back i need that’

 ‘you’re really cute and i’m really into you but you’re polyamorous and i’m new to that so you’re gonna have to show me the ropes’

longer prompts:

muse a‘s old drug dealer got arrested, so muse b was given all of their old clients. the first time muse a buys off of their new dealer, they find muse b strikingly attractive but is unsure whether or not they should do anything about it. because of this, muse a starts buying drugs more frequently to see muse b, even inviting them to parties and asking them to hang out. will they keep it strictly professional, or let their romantic desires get in the way?

muse a and muse b are best friends; they’ve been platonic pals for a while. muse b and his long-time girlfriend broke up about three months ago, and she’s begun to date someone new. muse a, on the other hand, has been receiving obnoxious unwanted attention from a guy at school. one afternoon, while hanging out, muse a keeps getting texts from the irritating admirer. muse b decides to take care of things for muse a: he texts the guy telling him that he’s her boyfriend, and that he needs to back off. muse a is grateful, but then reminds him that he didn’t think his plan through very well: word has spread that muse a and muse b are together. to serve both their purposes- hopefully making muse b’s ex jealous, and keeping up the ruse that saved muse a- they decide to pretend to date.

muse a and muse b are siblings and are forced to stick together because their family is undergoing a lot of issues at the moment. they never really got along as kids, but now they’re all that they have. sometimes muse a, being the older sibling, snaps at muse b when they can no longer take the pressure of being protective, but muse b knows that no matter what muse a says or does, there’s always some type of familial love behind it.

muse a was new to town and moved into the house next door to muse b when they were very young. they grew up together and were inseparable best friends for years. as teenagers, they were the same. but because of their bond muse a and muse b would sometimes accidentally end up making out at parties and just basically have no personal boundaries. then muse a starts noticing the way that muse b looks at them, how they always want to hold hands, how they always sit really close to them/cuddle them when they hang out.

muse a confessed their love for muse b, their best friend. however, muse b said that they did not see the relationship in that kind of light and rejected muse a. muse a tries to cope with the heartbreak when muse b arrives at their doorstep and kisses them with a passion neither of them have ever felt before. when they wake up together in bed in the morning, muse b insists it was a mistake and leaves before they can be stopped. lather, rinse, repeat. (i have a strong passion for aus where best friends fall in love can u tell)

originally, muse a and muse b weren’t each other’s biggest fans as their marriage was arranged. though, as time goes on and they spend more and more time together, they find that they actually have a lot more in common than they think and grow closer. muse a sees the relationship as more of a friendship and avoids kissing/fucking/showing affection to muse b whenever possible and assumes they feel the same, but muse b starts genuinely falling in love with muse a.

so u know those aus where u have ur soulmate’s name tattooed on your wrist??? so what if muse a meets muse b one day and immediately falls for them. glancing at their wrist, muse a comes to the disappointing realization that they are not indeed soulmates. despite this, muse a introduces themselves as the name on muse b’s wrist and have to hide the real name on their wrist while they date and grow closer. (there’s like a million different ways this could end, use ur imagination)