SadisticFucker

‘‘soon I’ll be in your house’’

so youve accepted that youre an inferior cunt. now what? now its time to update your grammar of course! the rules for writing like a good cunt are simple so ill help you :)

1. turn off autocorrect and autocapitalisation on your phone. this will let the world see how dumb you really are and how bad you are at writing right

2. never. backspace. if youve started a sentence a dumb way or somethings not making sense you dont get to back out of it. try to make sense but you dont deserve the option to hide how dumb you are

3. only ever use big letters for Men and words about Men (like You when youre talking to a Man). your sentences look much better and much more cunty if you make your letters small

4. cut apostrophes. youre still understandable but youll look so much dumber! its great

5. cut commas. youll look so much more like a dumb cunt when your sentences are choppy or run on for too long :)

6. try to use small words instead of big ones. you dont have to talk so noone understands you, but no Man will be interested in the big words in your brain. keep it simple stupid!

7. stay away from txt speak. write dumber, but too many numbers and silly abbreviations and youll ruin it! Men find that annoying and you never want to be annoying right?