let's get sexual

Hey the sun is out, wanna fuck in public?

Listen, it’s not my fault I have such a deliciously thick and juicy pussy🥺

Me: Oh, fuck, I tricked so many people into thinking I’m nice, that’s just how shit I am.

we’re gonna be weird adults

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

You’ll never guess which