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you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

i hope a major terrorism event hjappens in the next 5 years that makes all superhero films totally unviable. like a guy dressed in a leotard calls himself "the dc marvel" and flies a boeing into the white house

mind ya business

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it’s none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out ‘OK! i guess i’ll stop researching quantum physics…’ and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive

Isn’t that already how it’s studied

Look a this photograph

I open tumblr, I talk to myself then I leave