you know when you go to sleep with autoplay on and the audio infiltrates your dream and then you wake up out of confusion like "why is ryan gosling giving me the downlow on chris chan"

my favorite fandom thing is when fans get a little bored and deviate from the canon and just start to get weird with it like yeah man sure make ryland grace fuck the puppeteer who gives af

twilight is like endgame if all the avengers showed up and talked to thanos and then thanos was just like "i'll see you again... one day" and then everyone went home and the movie ended

*erotically* i want bad things to happen to that old man

so i started liking body pillows ironically but i dont think its ironic anymore

people writing the raunchiest smut ive ever read in my life about the astronaut and the rock is the reason you can pry twitter from my cold dead hands

leon kennedy is canonically married to chris redfield and i know this in my heart

i believe it is a canon event that once you take the plunge into fanfiction for WHATEVER FANDOM it is inevitable that you will accidentally and almost immediately stumble across a piece so devastating it leaves you unable to leave your bed for days