Nohbdy

come to the galar region we got

don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away

I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:

ok so big car means small dick. big shoes mean big dick. to find the optimal piece of manmeat one must find someone who drives a tiny car and wears big shOH NO.

I was looking up Chuck E Cheese Lore