SACRED SADISM

Sacred Sadism Impact Pony

The Impact Pony is a fully functional spanking horse-style piece of sex furniture. Intuitively sculpted from salvaged pine & upholstered with brass tacks, foam and soft, rubbery “leaf”. It’s a supreme joy to be bent over!! 

$1,275.00 + S&H 

The Petal Paddle - Sycamore and Carnation

This ruler style paddle is made of a sturdy sycamore with a verdant display of carnation and fern specimens frozen in time beneath its resin coating. For when your sapling needs an effective study aid for their botany lessons ;)

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The Little Grass Cut - Deodar Cedar

Think of it as The Grass Cut’s slutty little sibling; half the size, but double the bite. This smaller version of the original piece retains the shape and sensation with an easier to manipulate compact body. The cedar handle provides a satisfying grip and the plastic grass delivers the ASMR inducing sound of wind through the fields, allowing you to reap exactly what you sow. 

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$189.00 +S&H  

Bougainvillea Brush

Like it’s cousin The Kink Tamer Turf, this paddle brush style impact paddle offers up both a stinging spank and an irritating frictive tease.

Crafted of sycamore and ornamented by an actual pressed bougainvillea blossom, the resin coated side of this paddle delivers a hard, authoritative smack with a demure floral wink. The plastic “grass” bristles of the brush counter the impact with scratchy, sadistic sensation play options to tame your tangled little brat.

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$200 + S&H  

The Stinging Tickle - Deodar Cedar

This mischievous, discreet flogger can deliver goosebumps and whimpers. Made of flexible silicone “grass” this toy is easy to carry with you for a quick reminder of organic supremacy or a delightful teasing reward for obedient earth stewardship. With their sexy cedar silhouette and lustrous finish, they are cute, and will be sure to please.

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$75.00 + S&H 

Lil Thwack - Mahogany

This diminutive version of the Bush Thwack is light and precise with its thudding blows. Fashioned specifically for those who love deep tissue bruising and sting-free impact, the tiny thwack is sure to please the punch-play loving sadist or masochist in you. The understated mahogany handle is coated in resin for a smooth, seductive finish. (This object is NON-INSERTABLE)

$90.00 + S&H  

The Farmer’s Crop - Walnut

With some plants, all it takes to yield a bounteous harvest is a little bit of training. The squash winds around a trellis, the tomato is bound to its cage. Become the master gardener you know you are with this pragmatic tool for guiding your saplings on the path towards growth. Pruning, shaping and trimming your little crop is imperative to it’s development, and with this authoritative tool you will be sure to leave your mark on this season’s sampling. The brooding walnut handle becomes one with your helpful hand and the bamboo and plastic plant guide you to your most powerful of purposes; mould your farm into a cornucopia of sensuous delights.

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$75.00 + S&H   

GARDEN SPADE • This  narrow, medium sized succulent anal seed is the perfect fit for a lively romp in the greenhouse.  Your little rectal friend boasts a comfortable 3.25″ insertable length, 4.125” girth and 4.25 inches of rubbery, seductive aloe vera tail. The insertable seed is made from siberian elm wood and sealed with 10+ coats of our non-toxic, non-porous resin finish.

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$115.00 + S&H 

The Little Grass Cut - Oak

Think of it as The Grass Cut’s slutty little sibling; half the size, but double the bite. This smaller version of the original piece retains the shape and sensation  with an easier to manipulate compact body. The oak handle provides a satisfying grip and the plastic grass delivers the ASMR inducing sound of wind through the fields, allowing you to reap exactly what you sow. SWISH SWISH, BITCH ;)

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$189.00 +S&H 

Lil Thwack - Sycamore

This diminutive version of the Bush Thwack is light and precise with its thudding blows. Fashioned specifically for those who love deep tissue bruising and sting-free impact, the tiny thwack is sure to please the punch-play loving sadist or masochist in you.

$75.00 + S&H  

The Pith • Deadly Oleander

Oleander is a shrub or small tree in the dogbane family apocynaceae, toxic in all its parts...it is one of the most poisonous commonly grown garden plants and the departure point for this pressed flower and resin flogger. This sensorially soothing, yet brutal rubber swatter is married with the the essence and energy of the oleander encased in its black acacia handle where hand pressed flowers and leaves from the plant lay just beneath your touch. Anything closer could be deadly, but you know you are in total control when you brandish or are branded with this haunting and exquisite work of art.

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$210.00 + S&H 

The Stinging Tickle • Clones

These mischievous, discreet floggers can deliver goosebumps and whimpers. Made of flexible silicone “grass” and a silky deodar cedar handles, these tools are easy to carry with you for a quick reminder of organic supremacy or a delightful teasing reward for obedient earth stewardship. These two are specially crafted to work in tandem for double handed flogging and would prefer to stay together, forever.

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$120.00 + S&H 

The Stinging Tickle • Blue Gum Eucalyptus

This mischievous, discreet flogger can deliver goosebumps and whimpers. Made of flexible silicone “grass” and a silky eucalyptus handle this toy is easy to carry with you for a quick reminder of organic supremacy or a delightful teasing reward for obedient earth stewardship. She is cute.

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$75.00 + S&H

The Tap Root

This dual purpose flogger and insertable wooden circlusion tool may well be the first ecofetishist hybrid of its kind. The rubber flogger portion is modeled after the aloe squarrosa and provides a stinging, sensorially satisfying swat or tickle and tease play. The hand carved walnut circlusion tool follows a classic design, curved for a satisfying sensation and is sealed with our non-toxic resin finish. This tool will tap you, until you choose to tap out...

SOLD (This style of plant is no longer available.)

$230.00 + S&H 

The Desert Flail

This nasty little plant wants to hear their screams, wants see them cry and wants watch while they beg before it. With four rubber succulent plant bodies attached to a sturdy stem, you will find yourself wielding this weapon like the master gardener you are. The copper handle provides an easy slim grip by which you may control your cowering subjects while the succulent flails provide a cat-o-nine-tails-like swish. You will be sure to get some desert rain after utilizing this punishing plant.

SOLD (This style of plant is no longer available.)

$60.00 + S&H 

The (New) Succulent Swatter • Copper

This deliciously visceral flogger leaves a powerful sting and sensual auditory impact.  Modeled in durable, flexible rubber after the aloe squarrosa, this wild little toy is an evil accomplice to your naturally sadistic fantasies. The hand-polished handle is made of bright, smooth copper and provides a soothing texture to cool warmed flesh. Hear her majestic thwack and feel your pistil moisten…

SOLD (This style of plant is no longer available.)

$60.00 + S&H 

The Kink Tamer • Turf

Oh, ok, that makes sense. Many people stumble upon their intro to BDSM play through so called “vanilla” sex. This hair brush come spanking paddle nods to that time tested rite-of-passage into impact play for many people and we wanted to honor that here by marrying our own ecofetish aesthetic with a classic paddle silhouette and sensation. The prickly plastic grass bristles create a unique counterpoint to the stinging whack of the bright ash wood paddle and can discreetly be placed in the bathroom or boudoir as a sculptural curiosity or conversation starter.

SOLD

$150.00 + S&H