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WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

This is my favorite thing ever

THE COLORS GUYS. THE COLOOORRRS!

This is fucking gorgeous

this is amazing

My favorite

Video: Deadpool Pancake Art

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

“god, you’re so tight” “thanks you’re pretty cool too”

if i ever fall asleep on you, you are 100% allowed to take a picture of us both

This is important.

But you aren’t allowed to post it anywhere unless I look cute.

exactly, needs approval before social media posting, BUT if you wish to secretly take one and not mention it & send it to me one day with thoughtful words, I could care less how bad I look you are winning in my book.

The Ministry is going to be pissed…

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

Fucking genius!

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