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i'm the stripper that Loves you

ok who wants my devotion

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

we should create a new public holiday where we pick a landlord at random and burn it at the stake on the city square. everyone would rejoice and dance and drink and not go to work and not pay rent on that day. we do it in each big city every year until there is no landlord left.

Breakups suck when you're horny fr fr

Oomfies who's willing to let me hit. I feel like with a mutual it's fine we're basically a polycule really.