THE UNBOUND STARGAZER
HELLO, BLOG-O-VERSE!
DONāT MIND ME, JUST PASSINā THROUGH-!
NAMEāS BI-ā¦I MEAN ALEX! ALEX CAESAR, IāLL BE STICKINā AROUND AWHILE!
(Eugh, I canāt believe the big frilly know-it-all stuck me hereā¦Itās okay, you can pretend to be one of these meatsacks for a bit, you can DO this.)
Annnnnyway-Iām a TOTALLY NORMAL person here to check out that big olā academy You got there in Paldea-I mean, I know more than most of you combined but hey, itās-interesting! Now would any of you tell me the best directions on how to get into that big hole ya got there? I mean-Itās just one Teeny Little hole, no oneās gonna mind ONE silly guy jumpinā in, right?













