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Seventeen going to Dinoâs Birthday Party: A Dino Birthday Special
Episode 11: Where Seventeen tries to plan and prepare for Dinoâs birthday by splitting up into their units to get things done.
A/N: I may or not have been trying to stall time to have this special posted as the 11th episode cause you know 11 feb is chanâs birthday haha okay im sorry my brain stopped functioning and it this special somehow ended up being episode elevenâŚÂ
Jeonghan: âOkay children we need to do something special for my baby! Heâs finally turning 5!â
Scoups:
Scoups: âUm Chanâs gonna be 18 what are you talking about?â
Jeonghan: âWe need FIVE candles for his cake, we need FIVE presents, we need FIVE balloons, we need to buy five of everything because he is FIVEEEE!!!â
Joshua: âI love you Jeonghan but I think you have problems with facing the fact that Dino is growing upâŚâ
Jeonghan:
Hoshi: âI think itâs time to let go of that fact that he isnât 5 years old anymoreâ
Vernon: âThe last time I checked⌠Chan hasnât been 5 years old in letâs see⌠about THIRTEEN YEARS?!?!â
Jeonghan: âMy baby is FIVEEEE!!!â
Seungkwan: âThis is absurd, you guys didnât do anything for my birthday⌠this is unfair! WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE?!â
Seungkwan: âI TURNED 18 BEFORE THAT CHILD DIDâ
Jeonghan: âHE IS A BABY NOT A CHILDâ
The8: âYour birthday passed?â
Jun: âI thought Seungkwanâs birthdayâs in Decemberâ
Woozi: âNo thatâs Joshuaâs birthdayâ
Jun: âThen whenâs Seungkwanâs birthday?â
Seungkwan: âF-â
Joshua: âFebruary?â
Vernon: âNo cursing on Dinoâs birthday itâs bad luck for the birthday boyâ
Jeonghan: âYou mean birthday babyâ
Seungkwan: âWho cares?!?!?! Itâs Dino thatâll have bad luck NOT ME and my birthday for your information is in January!â
Woozi: âNo one asked for when your birthday wasâ
Seungkwan: âUGH fine and anyway Vernon you curse all the timeâŚâ
Vernon: âGangsta-sol rests on birthdays, on birthdays I sing happy songs and give presentsâ
Joshua: âThat sounds more like Santa Clauseâ
Jeonghan: âOkay attention to the less beautiful human beings, please gather before meâ
Wonwoo: âIs hyung the birthday party planner?â
Jun: âYeah he thinks no one can do a better job than he canâŚâ
Jeonghan: âOkay so we are going to split up into our units to split the tasks, the hip hop unit will be going to buy the cake and present, the vocal unit will be decorating the house and the performance unit will be stalling time and making sure that Dino doesnât come homeâ
Mingyu: âWhy do we have to do the errands? You always give us the tougher onesâŚâ *pouts*
Jeonghan: âBecause Dino is my baby and Jeonghan the Angel says so!â
Mingyu: âWha-â
Jeonghan: âand also because my hair is superiorâ
Scoups: âDonât fight with Jeonghan, youâll never win if he brings his hair into the fightâ
Mingyu: âŚ
Mingyu: âFine but we are stopping by KFC before we come homeâ
Scoups: âOkay dealâ
Mingyu: âand also the famous bakeryâ
Scoups: âAlright, we have to get Chanâs birthday cake anywaysâ
Mingyu: âand the candy store!â
Scoups: âI guess we can get Chan some candy for his birthday right?â
Mingyu: âAND AND AND the pancake and waffles cafe!!â
Wonwoo: âUm Mingyu I think you are getting too carried awayâŚâ
Scoups: â⌠Itâs okay if we have a slight detour right?â
Mingyu: âAND POPCORN!â
Scoups:
Scoups: âNow youâre just being greedyâ
Mingyu:Â âPOPPPPCORNNNN!!!â
Jun: âIs this your birthday or Dinoâs?â
Mingyu: âMineâ
Seungkwan: âYou mean mine since yâall never even bothered to celebrate mine?!?!â
Mingyu: âNO itâs MAH birthday since Iâm gonna get some cake!â
Seungkwan: âBACK OFF MINGYU ITS MY BIRTHDAYâ
Mingyu: âOH YEAH? WEâLL SEE WHO GETS TO BLOW OUT THE CANDLESSSS!!!â
Jeonghan: âSHUT UP ITS MY BABYâS BIRTHDAY! DONâT YOU BOTH DARE RUIN THIS FOR HIM OR ELSE I WILL SKIN YOU TWO ALIVE AND SELL YOUR SKINS AND USE IT AS MY CARPET!â
*on the way to the toy shop with the hip hop unit*
Mingyu: âI hate Seungkwan⌠heâs trying to steal my birthdayâŚâ
Scoups: âOkay ONE, your birthday is in April. TWO, itâs neither yours nor Seungkwanâs birthday, itâs DINOâs. THREE, we are already going to all the places you want to go so plea-â
Mingyu: âOHHH CAKE!â *runs to the bakeryâs display windowâ
Scoups: âannnnddd I guess weâll be buying Chanâs birthday cake first thenâ *sighs*
Mingyu: âCAN I EAT IT?â
Vernon: âNo, itâs just for display, itâs not even real, itâs just made out of styr-â
Mingyu: *opens mouth*
Vernon: âMingyu you canât eat Styrofoam!â
Mingyu: âITâS CAKE IâM GONNA EAT IT!â
Vernon: âITâS NOT!â *attempts to take the display cake away*
Mingyu: âGET YOUR OWN CAKE VERNON THIS IS MINEEEEE!!!â
Vernon: âI DONâT WANT YOUR DUMB ASS CAKE IâM TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE MAN!â
Mingyu: âIF YOU WANT TO SAVE ME THEN YOU SHOULD LET ME EAT THIS CAKE SO I WONâT DIE OF STRAVATION!â
Mingyu: *takes a bite*
Vernon: âOh my godâ
Mingyu: *chokes and collapses*
Wonwoo: âMINGYU!â
Scoups: âI knew this was going to happen somedayâ
Wonwoo: âSomeone save Mingyu!!â
Vernon: âOkay hang on, let me google how to save someone who is choking on styrofoamâ
Wonwoo: âAre you serious with me now?â
Vernon: âWhy am I not getting any reception?!?!â *hits phone*
Mingyu: *coughs out white foam*
Wonwoo: âCOUPS HYUNG!!!â
Scoups: âHold on, hold on, Iâm buying Dinoâs cake, if I donât buy it Jeonghan will either nag at me every single day until my ear bleeds and I die because of excessive bleeding or he will just take a knife and stab me until I die. And just between you and me, I think I rather have the latterâ
Wonwoo: âBut if you donât do something now, MINGYUâS GONNA DIEEEEâ
Scoups: âYEAH YEAH GIVE ME A MOMENT WONWOOâ
Mingyu: *CHOKEESSSS*
Wonwoo: âAM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT MINGYU?â
Mingyu: *nods head*
Vernon: âokay for once google was uselessâ
Wonwoo: âHELLO IS THIS THE HOSPITAL MY FRIEND IS CHOKING ON STYROFOAM CAN YOU- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT IT ISNâT AN EMERGENCY? HELLO? HELLO??? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON MY CALL???!!!â
Mingyu: âW-won-wooâ
Wonwoo: âYes Mingyu?â *crying*
Mingyu: âI-I donât think⌠Iâm going to make itâŚâ *chokes*
Wonwoo: âDonât say that! Youâre gonna live! I wonât let you dieeee!â
Mingyu: âWonwooâŚ. If I dieâŚâ
Wonwoo: âYes?â *cries harder*
Mingyu: âPlease bring lots of food to my funeralâ
Wonwoo: âAnything for you Mingyu, Iâm sorry you had to leave this wayâŚâ *hugs gyu tightly on the floor*
Mingyu: *closes eyes*
Wonwoo: âNO MINGYU OMG DONâT DIE ON ME! THERE WERE SO MANY THINGS THAT I HAVENâT TOLD YOU! YOU CANâT LEAVE ME!â
Mingyu: âG-go-goodbye WonwooâŚ.â
Wonwoo: âI canât believe⌠heâsâŚ. goneâŚ.â *SOBS*
Scoups: âOh look, they sell donuts here tooâ
Mingyu: *gets up* âWHERE?!?!â
Scoups: âJust joking, alright boys letâs goâ
Wonwoo:
Mingyu: âB-but I came back from the dead for donutsâŚ.â
Vernon: âThey said to wait for the person to cough first and if the personâs nails and lips starts to turn blue then you can stand behind the person and put your arms around his waist and make a fist with your hand and place it above his navel and then- â
Scoups: âHeâs not choking anymore HansolâŚâ
Vernon: âOhâ
Wonwoo: âMy life is a lieâ
*meanwhile at the dorm with the vocal unit*
Jeonghan: âIâm going to blow up the balloons, Joshua and Woozi, you two will hang up the banner and posters, DK and Seungkwan can you set up the Karaoke set and games?â
Joshua: *grabs banner from the floor*
Joshua: âWoozi can you stop lying on the sofa and help me with this banner?â
Woozi: âSureâ
Joshua:
Joshua: âIâm waiting for you WooziâŚ.â
Woozi: âYeah continue to wait thenâ
Joshua: âWoozi I canât hang this banner up alone!â
Woozi: âIâll come help you as soon as Jeonghan cuts his hairâ
Joshua:
Joshua: âThatâs never happeningâŚâ
Woozi: âAnd so is me helping you hang that bannerâ *smiles*
Woozi: âIâm very glad we had this talk Joshuaâ *pats Joshua on the back and walks into bedroom*
Joshua: âWell first he forgets about my existence in the vocal unit and now thisâ
DK: âWhat games did Jeonghan hyung write down?â
Seungkwan: âAccording to this listâŚ. Weâre gonna play⌠hide and seek, musical chairs⌠and pin the tail on the donkey?â
DK: âWhat is this? A kidâs party?!â
Seungkwan: âDID YOU FORGET THAT HE THINKS DINO IS FIVE?â
DK:
DK: âIn that case, that donkey better not be meâ
Seungkwan: âThat actually⌠doesnât sound too badâ *evil plots*
DK: âOh you know what? We should set up the Karaoke set firstâ *takes console out of the dusty box*
Seungkwan: âEW THE DUSTâ
DK: âItâs grosser than Mingyuâs snot bubblesâ
Seungkwan:
DK: âYeah you donât want to know Kwan⌠you donât want to knowâŚâ
Seungkwan: âOkay questionâ
Seungkwan: âDo I plug in the pink, blue or yellow plug into the TV?â
DK: âThatâs a good questionâŚ. You know what? Letâs just try it allâ
Seungkwan: *plugs the blue one in*
Seungkwan: âNope not the blue oneâ *yanks it out*
Seungkwan: âPink one?â
TV: *sparks up and makes hissing noises*
Seungkwan: âOKAY OKAY HOLY CRAP ITS NOT THE PINK ONE!!!â *unplugs pink one*
Joshua: âHannieâŚ. Can you get Woozi to do something? I still havenât put up any postersâ
Jeonghan: âJihoon! Can you put up ONE poster please?â
Woozi: âNoâ
Jeonghan: âI see that you havenât cleaned up your room since a week ago when I told you to, and also you havenât been writing or composing any songs what have you been doing in your room? Itâs becoming a pig sty, oh god have you been eating pizza in this room?! I told you to clean it up-â
Woozi: âOkay! Okay! what do you want me to do?!â
Jeonghan: âHelp Joshie with the postersâ
Woozi: *sighs*
DK: âALL DONEâ
Seungkwan: âLETS SEE IF ITS WORKING PROPERLY THENâ *switches it on*
DK: âWonât Jeonghan scream at us?â
Seungkwan: âOopsy too lateâ *clicks song*
*song starts*
DK: âPICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME UP!â
Seungkwan: âI WANT YOU TO PICK ME UP!â
DK: âPICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK MEâ
Seungkwan: *dances to Pick Me*
DK: âI WANT YOU TO PICK ME-â
Seungkwan: *lets go of microphone and hits the TV screen*
DK:
Seungkwan: âoopsâ
DK: âOmg you broke the TV Seungkwan BOOâ
Seungkwan: âI said sorry!â
DK: âNO you said oopsâ
Seungkwan: âWell oops means sorry!â
DK: *pushes kwan*
DK: âoopsâ
Seungkwan: âDID YOU JUST PUSH ME?â
DK: âI said oops which means sorryâ
Seungkwan: *pushes seokmin making him knock over a glass over water and spilling it onto the karaoke console*
DK: âThey are gonna freak out, both the karaoke console and the TV are friedâ
Seungkwan: âWell itâs not our fault⌠itâs Jeonghanâs for putting two irresponsible kids to such difficult tasksâ
DK: âNow the problem is⌠how and where shall we hide this?â
DK & Seungkwan: *looks at each otherÂ
DK & Seungkwan: *quietly turns the tv off and puts everything into the store room*
Joshua: O.O
Joshua: âWhat the heck is that?!â
Woozi: âA dinosaur poster with Michael Jacksonâs head on the Dinosaurâs body, I call it Michael Roarsonâ
Jeonghan: âGeniusâ
Woozi: âDino likes Michael Jackson and he likes dinosaurs, so why not combine it into one and itâll be the best poster of the century!â
Jeonghan: âYouâre gonna give the child nightmaresâ
Woozi: âYes! Itâll finally scare him enough so heâll stop talking about Michael Jackson and I can sell them away and make tons of money, now step two of my plan is to find out where Chan keeps his limited edition MJ itemsâ
Jeonghan: âDid you say something Jihoon?â
*meanwhile with the performance unit*
Dino: âWhere have you guys been???â
Jun: âWalking?â
Dino: âYou three said you wanted to watch this movie and told me to go buy it at 8 in the morning and which by the way only opens at 10am, I waited 2 hours just to get the ticket and another 2 hours for you all to walk HERE!!â
Hoshi: âSorry Chan, we were busy listening to Jeongh-â
The8: *elbows hoshi*
Hoshi: âI mean listening to Jeonghan talk about his hairâ *awkward laughs*
The8: âHow about we treat to popcorn and snacksâ
Hoshi: âYou know since its your b-â
The8: *steps of hoshiâs feet*
Dino: âMy what?â
Hoshi: âOwwieee Minghao!â
The8: âSorry I thought I saw a bug and I wanted to kill itâ
Dino: âHyungs⌠you are acting weirdlyâŚâ
Jun: âMy boy, when have you not seen us act normally?â
Dino: âYou have a point thereâ
The8: âDinosaur gummies for Chan!â *hands him a packet*
Dino: âI DONâT KNOW WHAT IS BETTER, THAT ITâS GUMMIES OR THAT ITâS SHAPED LIKE DINOSAURSâ *hugs packet*
Hoshi: âCan I have one?â
Dino: âNOâ
Hoshi: âSelfish brat I bought that for you! Do you think youâre the king just because its your bir-â
The8: *pours his cup of coke onto hoshi*
Hoshi: âAHHHHHHH ITâSSS COLLDDDDDâ
The8: âOops it just slipped out of my handsâ
Hoshi: âOnto my head?!?!â
The8: âYeahâ
Jun: âOkay Chan letâs just leave the two weirdos out here and letâs go watch the movie, if anyone asks you, you donât know themâ
Dino: *nods head like a lilâ child*
*in the theatre*
Jun: âDo you feel cold chan?â
Dino: âYesâ *pouts as he chews on his gummies*
Jun: âOkay you can use my jacketâ #mama jun mode on
Hoshi: âIâm cold too! Why isnât anyone asking me if Iâm cold?â
The8: âBecause no one caresâ
Hoshi: âUGH itâs not like you care about chan either, youâre just giving him special attention today because itâs his damn birt-â
The8: *whacks hoshi with his chocolate bar*
Hoshi: âOW MINGHAO!â
The8: âI can do this all day hyungâ
Hoshi: âI miss WooziâŚâ *sobs*
*halfway through the movie
Dino: âStop pushing me hyung!â
Hoshi:Â âHush it childâ
Dino:Â âWhy are we going back to the dorm? We didnât even get to finish watching the movie!â
Dino: *opens door*
Seventeen: âSURPRISEEE!!!â
Dino: *jumps in shock*
Dino: âI canât believe you did all of this for me! A dinosaur cake oh my god, dinosaur balloonsâŚis⌠is⌠is that a dinosaur poster with a michael jackson face on top of its body?!â
Jeonghan: âErm⌠*looks at poster* ⌠yes?â
Dino:
Woozi: âI did it, you better be happyâ
Dino:
Dino: âI l-love itâ *fake smiles*
Mingyu: *chokes and coughs out white styrofoam*
Dino: âIsâŚ. Mingyu okay?â
Wonwoo: âDonât ask Chan, some things are better left unknownâ
Scoups: âI got you your cake do you like it?â
Dino: âYES itâs a giant dinosaur! Can I eat his head please?â
Joshua: âHello Chan please look at the banner that I put up ALL BY MYSELFâ
Woozi: âJoshua can you stop yelling, Iâm just next to you. Iâm not deafâ
Dino: âIt says Happy birthday chan youâre finallyâŚ. five?â
Joshua: âJeonghan thinks youâre five years oldâ
Dino: âOf course he doesâ
Jeonghan: âNUGU AEGI?â
Dino: âNot this again⌠hyung do I really have to?â
Jeonghan: âYesâ
Dino: âJ-Jeonghanâs aegiâ *mentally stabs self*
Jeonghan: âTIME TO SING YOU YOUR BIRTHDAY SONG!â
Seventeen: âHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DINOâ
Jeonghan: âYOU MEAN BABY DINO DID YOU EVEN READ THE LYRICS I SENT YOU ALL?!?!?!â
Jun: âFrankly noâ
Seventeen: âHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUâ *claps hands*
Mingyu: *blows out the candles*
Jeonghan: âSeriously Mingyu what did I tell you?â
Seungkwan: âNOT FAIR YOU GUYS DIDNâT CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY I SHOULD BE THE ONES BLOWING OUT THE CANDLES WHY DOES MINGYU GET TO???â
Mingyu: âBecause itâs my birthday!â
Seungkwan: âOH you really want to do this Kim Mingyu? Letâs see whose birthday it really is!â
Seungkwan: *cuts the cake and bites it*
Mingyu: *gasps*
Mingyu: âMY CAKE!â
Scoups: âYO DUDE THAT CAKE IS FOR CHAN!â
Dino: *cries*
Jun: âItâs okay Dino, itâs okayâ *hugs the baby*
Mingyu: *runs up to poster with a marker and cancels chanâs name and writes his name instead*
Mingyu: âNow it says Happy birthday Mingyu youâre finally five!â *claps for self*
Seungkwan: *gasps*
Woozi: âIâm not the one who hung up the poster but I feel like I need to hit someoneâ
Seungkwan: *runs towards presents*
Mingyu: âOh no Iâm going to open them!â
Seungkwan: âNot if I get there first!â
Mingyu & Seungkwan: *starts ripping the wrapping paper*
Jeonghan: âWHAT THE HECKâ
Mingyu & Seungkwan:
Jeonghan: âI TOLD YOU NOT TO RUIN HIS BIRTHDAY DIDNâT I?â
Mingyu: âBut itâs my birthdayâ
Jeonghan: *grabs mingyu by the collar*
Jeonghan: âI will break everything that you love and care aboutâ
Wonwoo: âMe?â
Jeonghan: âNo, Iâm going to break all the snacks he secretly hid in this dorm and throw them out of the windowâ
Mingyu: âNO NOT MY FOOD!!!â
Jeonghan: âTHEN BEHAVE!!!â
Dino: âOh well, itâs okay it was a fun birthday anyways, as long as we are together and not apartâ
Joshua: âAwwww what an angel, you really are Jeonghanâs babyâ
Vernon:
Joshua: âY-you know ca-cause Jeonghan is an angel?â
Scoups: âIâm happy you had a good birthday Chanâ
Dino: âI got to watch a movie with the performance unit hyungs, even though Hoshi and The8 kept fightingâŚâ
Jeonghan: *glares*
Hoshi: âIt was Minghao that hit me, stepped on me, poured his drink on me!â
The8: âThatâs because Soonyoung kept mentioning Dinoâs birthday!â
Hoshi: âWhat so you want me to lie???â
Dino: âAnd the hip hop unit hyungs bought me my favourite cake even though I havenât tasted itâŚâ
Jeonghan: *GLARES*
Seungkwan: âWHATâ
Vernon: âNow Iâm fully equipped with the knowledge from google of how to save a person who is choking from styrofoamâ
Wonwoo: âI wish youâre the one who is choking right now because no one would know how to save youâ
Vernon: âWhat did I ever do to you?â
Wonwoo: âFor not saving Mingyuâ
Vernon: âI TOLD YOU ITS NOT ME! IT WAS THE RECEPTION OF MY PHONE!â
Joshua: âI still want to get rid of that phone so badlyâ
Dino: âAnd the vocal unit hyungs decorated the dorm so nicely⌠even if that Michael Jackson head is just pasted on the dinosaurâs bodyâ
Hoshi: âDid my woozi do that? Itâs a WORK OF ART!!! Can I keep it?â
Woozi: âI rather have Dino hate it and burn it then to let you keep itâ
Seungkwan: âOKAY ITS TIME FOR GAMES! WE ARE PLAYING⌠PIN THE TAIL ON THE DOKYEOM!â
DK: âYou mean Donkeyâ
Seungkwan: âNo I mean Dokyeomâ
DK: âIs that a real pin? With a sharp pointy tip? You canât pin that on me!â
Seungkwan: *puts a blindfold on Chan*
DK: âWhat are you all just gonna watch?â
Dino: âWhere is Dokyeom hyung? I canât seeâ *swings arm around*
DK: *runs away*
Woozi: âTake three steps to your right, then five steps in front, heâs hiding in the corner of the house by the dining tableâ
Dino: *tries to pin it on Dokyeom*
DK: âAHHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE GET THIS CHILD AWAY FROM ME THIS IS A DANGEROUS GAME!â
Jeonghan: âYOU MEAN BABY HE IS A BABY EVERYONE GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!â
Scoups: âHold upâŚ. Whereâs our TV?â
phew that was a long one, I hoped you all enjoyed it :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE OH SO LILâ ONE! :)
masterlist â¨
Read the previous episode: Seventeen going to a SHINee Concert
When China Line goes for a walk :â)
what goes down during seventeenâs practice (someone pls control these kids)
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Seventeen going to a Buffet Pt.1
Episode Eight: Where Seventeen is about to head for the buffet restaurant but Wonwoo decides to take his revenge on Mingyu.
*at the dorm*
Joshua: âWait whereâs Mingyu?â
Hoshi: âHmmmm I saw him wake up at 5am to get ready thoughâŚâ
Jun: âLemme guess heâs already at the buffet and probably cleared out all the food there?â
Scoups: âNice guess Jun but his voucher is still with meâŚâ
Woozi: âI think heâs in the toilet making space for the foodâ
Vernon: âNastyâ
Jeonghan: âSo thatâs where the smell was coming from, I thought it was the smell of my hair rotting but then again what are the chances right?â
Wonwoo: âI can wait for himâŚ.â
Scoups: âOkay then, weâll go first and meet you two there, hereâs your voucher and Mingyuâsâ
Wonwoo: âOkieâ
Mingyu: âHey whereâs everyone?â
Wonwoo: âThey left firstâ
Mingyu:
Mingyu: âMY BUFFET VOUCHERRRR!!!!â
Wonwoo: âOh⌠do you mean⌠THIS?â *waves voucher in the air*
Mingyu: *eyes sparkle*
Mingyu: âYay Wonwoo you are the best! Did I ever tell you that youâre my favourite person in Seventeen?â *jumps to snatch it*
Wonwoo: *pulls it away*
Mingyu: *flops onto cold floor*
Mingyu: âHEY WHAT GIVES!â
Wonwoo: âIf you want this voucher you have to work for itâ
Mingyu: âNO WAY I AM GONNA-â
Wonwoo: âHmmmmmm I starting to feel a little thirsty, how nice would it be to have a glass of lemonade right now?â
Mingyu: *runs into kitchen*
Mingyu: *pours lemonade into a glass*
Mingyu: âHere you goâ
Wonwoo: âI want it freshly madeâ
Mingyu: âWHAT?! You couldâve told me earlier!â
Wonwoo: âI guess Iâll just give this voucher to someone else thenâŚ.â
Mingyu: *DASHES INTO KITCHEN AND SQUEEZES FIVE LEMONS*
Wonwoo: âHmmmm not bad, could use a little sugar thoughâ
Mingyu: *grabs sugar and adds a teaspoon*
Wonwoo: âSigh the lemonade is making my stomach growl a littleâŚ. Maybe some Korean pancakes would make me feel betterâŚâ
Mingyu: âORRRR we could always just go to the buffet!â
Wonwoo: âMaybe I should just go to the buffet by myself thenâŚâ
Mingyu: âDid you say Korean pancake? How many do you want?â
Mingyu: *runs into kitchen*
Mingyu: âHere you go Wonwooâ
Wonwoo: âMaster Wonwooâ
Mingyu:
Wonwoo: *stands up*
Mingyu: âOKAY FINE!â
Wonwoo: *sits down*
Mingyu: âMa-ma-master Won-Won-WonwooâŚâ *sighs*
Wonwoo: âNow letâs taste itâ
Wonwoo: *takes a bite and spits it out*
Mingyu: âWhat? Is it not to your liking M-m-master Wo-Wonwooâ
Wonwoo: âAt first I was feeling a little bad for doing this but after eating this I remembered why I decided to take revenge on youâ
Mingyu: âBut I secretly ate- I mean I was doing a taste test and it was fine!â
Wonwoo: âWhat do you think is wrong with it?â
Mingyu: âNothing?â
Wonwoo: âThink harderâ
Mingyu: âYou want it to be crispier?â
Wonwoo: *shakes head*
Mingyu: âYou donât eat spring onions?â
Wonwoo: âNoâ
Mingyu: âYouâŚ.. youâŚ.. want Korean chili paste?â
Wonwoo:
Mingyu: âThen what?â
Wonwoo: âI DONâT EAT SEAFOODDDDD MINGYU!!!â
Mingyu: âOh really? Since when?â
Wonwoo:
Wonwoo: *gets up*
Mingyu: âALRIGHT ALRIGHT IâM SORRY IâLL TAKE THE SEAFOOD OUT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?â
Wonwoo: âI want to watch the TVâ
Mingyu: *turns it on*
Wonwoo: âNow what was it that you said before? Who was your favourite person again?â
Mingyu: âNot youâ
Wonwoo: âWhat did you say?!â
Mingyu: âWonwooâ
Wonwoo: âIn a sentence pleaseâ *turns on phone recorder*
Mingyu: âWonwoo is my favourite person in Seventeenâ
Wonwoo: âWhatâs your favourite thing about me?â
Mingyu: âDo I really have to?â
Wonwoo: âI mean if you donât want your buffet voucher, then itâs fine by meâ
Mingyu: âMy favourite thing about Wonwoo is hisâŚ.. hisâŚ..â
Wonwoo: *glares*
Mingyu: âRap?â
Wonwoo: âandâ
Mingyu: âHis sense of style?â
Wonwoo: âNot exactly the most convincing but itâll doâ
Mingyu: TT
Wonwoo: âMy arms are aching latelyâŚ. Maybe Iâve been practising too hardâ
Mingyu: *massages wonwooâs shoulders immediately*
Wonwoo: âI said armsâ
Mingyu: *massages wonwooâs arms*
Wonwoo: âNow singâ
Mingyu:
Wonwoo: âSING!â
Mingyu: âE-ev-everyday bo-boom boom?â
Wonwoo: âDifferent songâ
Mingyu: âErrrrrâ
Wonwoo: *gets up*
Mingyu: âYeahh, I check in Seoul Cityâ
Wonwoo: âA soft songâ
Mingyu: *cries*
Mingyu: âI just want it simpleeeeeâ
Wonwoo: âI changed my mind, I want a cute songâ
Mingyu: âI⌠Iâm a little teapot, short and stoutâ
Wonwoo: âDonât lie youâre tallâ
Mingyu: âIf youâre happy and you know it clap your hands?â
Hoshi: âWAKE UPPPPP!â
Wonwoo: *wakes up*
Wonwoo: âWhatâs happening? Whereâs Mingyu? Whereâs my pancake?â
DK: âWhat are you talking about? Mingyuâs sleeping and there is no pancakeâ
Seungkwan: âOh ladiessss, this is your storyyyy IJE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE WAKE UP!â
Vernon: âShut up kwan heâs already awake!â
Seungkwan: âYouâre just salty cause you arenât as faboolous as meâ *struts away*
Dino: âAnyways hyung, you were⌠clapping your hands in your sleep?â
Wonwoo: âI was what?â
DK: âDid you dream of something that made you happy?â
Wonwoo: âSecretâ
Mingyu: âI heard pancake, whereâs the pancake?â
The8: âDude thereâs no pancake, whatâs up with you guys and the pancake?â
Mingyu: âAwwww booooooâ
Seungkwan: âYeah yeah, boo boo I loserâ
Wonwoo: âWell⌠it was nice while it lastedâ
Hoshi: âWhat was nice?â
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Seventeen going to the Bank
Episode Six: Seventeen visits the bank but encountered a robber.
Jeonghan: âFinally my baby dino is old enough to open his own personal bank accountâ
Dino: âHow many times do I have to tell you hyung, Iâm 18â
Jeonghan: âHello miss, my son here would like to register his first bank accountâ
Dino: âI have like 3 bank accounts hyung I do not need another oneâ
Jun: âAre you going to start an account too Wonwoo?â
Wonwoo: âNope, I already have oneâ
Jun: âThen? are you going to put money into your account?â
Wonwoo: âI donât have any savings, I spent it all of it last week on that haircut remember?â
Jun: âThen why did you bring your bank book with you?â
Wonwoo: âMingyu told me not to tell youâ
Jun: âMingyu?! What did the tall thing tell you!â
Wonwoo: âŚ.
Jun: âŚ
Wonwoo: âOkay fine. Mingyu told me to withdraw money from my account to buy him more foodâ
Jun: âHe did what now?â
Mingyu: âI said not to tell him WonwooâŚâ
Jun: âStop using Wonwooâs hard earned money to buy snacks! you have like 10 boxes of chips that havenât been openedâ
Mingyu: âOne can never have too many snacks Junâ
Wonwoo: âSo⌠do I withdraw the money or not?"Â
Jun: "Noâ
Mingyu: âYES!â
Jun: âWhy canât you use your own money?â
Wonwoo: âCause he has no money in his account?â
Mingyu: âthanks a lot wonwooâ
Jun: âYou donât even have a single cent in your account?â
Mingyu: âIt was well spent!â
Jun: âIt was on food wasnât it?â
*gunshots*
Robber: âPut the money in the duffel bag now, the rest of you get down and put your hands up where I can see them!â
Seungkwan: âIâm too young and fabulous to die!â
Joshua: âIn the holy name I pray, please protect us dear lordâ
Hoshi: *puts hands up* âMansae-â
Robber: âWho the hell said that?! If any of you make a sound and Iâll put a bullet through your headâ
DK: âJust a clarification though Mr Scary Robber, are you going to cut open my head with a scalpel and put the bullet in or-?"Â
The8: "Seokmin, nowâs not a good time to be curiousâ
Robber: *puts gun at dkâs temple* âDo you want to find out?â
Woozi: âWell good riddanceâ
DK: âHonestly?"Â
Robber: "Yes, strange horse-looking boyâ
The8: âAre you serious right now?â
Hoshi: âMust. Fight. Temptation. To. Dance. To. Mansae. GAHHHHHâ
Scoups: âHosh. NOâ
DK: âIn all honesty, I actually really want to know thoughâ *smiles*
Robber: âOkay, Iâll grant you your wish and let you find outâ
DK: âI didnât wish for it but alrighty!â
Robber: *pulls trigger*Â
Scoups: "Alright! Hold up! Hold up! Sorry Mr robber-nim, please just ignore him, heâs my child and he is a little⌠you knowâ *circles finger around his head*
DK: âWhat does that mean?â
DK: âAre you implying that Iâm crazy?!â
Scoups: âOmg SeokminâŚâ
Seungkwan: âYeah Dorkyeom, heâs calling you crazyâ divaboo alert
Vernon: âNot now kwan⌠bad timing to be sassy"Â
Hoshi: "Must. Contain. The. Need. To. Swing. Arms. In. The. Air.â
Seungkwan: âWhat? Iâm just stating a fact, we were all thinking it, Iâm just saying what everyone else was thinking out loud!â
Vernon: âDivaboo tone it down will ya?â
DK: âYou want to know what crazy is? Iâll show you crazy!"Â
DK: *gets up from floor and starts doing his horse dance while screaming*
Seungkwan: "I can do better than that"Â
Seungkwan: *takes something from the floor as a microphone and starts singing and dancing like itâs his solo debut*
Robber: "What is this situation?"Â
DK: *scREAms*
Seungkwan: *starts high note battle*
Joshua: "VOCAL TEAM HIGH NOTE BATTLE!â
Jeonghan: *screams from over the counter*
Woozi: *screams a note so high that it made the robber drop his gun*
Robber: âWhat in godâs name was that?!â
Hoshi: âMANSAE MANSAE MANSAE YEH MANSAE MANSAE MANSAE YEHHH *does mansae choreography*Â
Jun: âMOVE IT HOSH! IâM IN THE CENTER!â
Jun: *hits robber in the eye as he swings his arms*
Robber: âOW!!! WHAT THE HECK THAT WAS MY EYE!!!â
Jun: âSorry?â
Jeonghan: *giraffe mode on*
The8: *dabbing mode on* stop Minghao 2017
Dino: *Michael chanson mode on*
Wonwoo: *gives deep stare to robber*
Robber: "AHHHHH what is this noise? What is this stare⌠it makes me feel somewhat emotionally detachedâŚ?? it makes me reflect about the despicable life Iâm livingâŚâ
Robber: âWhy are so many children dancing about?! OMG are they multiplying?!?! How many are there? 10? 20? 30?!!â *collapses*
The Po-Po: âYou have the right to remain silent, whatever you say may be used against you in courtâ *handcuffs the robber*
Robber: *still counting*
The Po-Po: âWell done kids, I donât know how you did it, weâve been trying to catch this robber for a year now"Â
Scoups: "Oh well, my kids just did whatever they usually do at home⌠and also in every public place known to man-kind, so donât worry too much about it Mr Officer"Â
The Po-Po: "You guys make a good squad, maybe after your career ends you guys can join the police force, weâll call you squad number 17"Â
Dino: "Woahhh I always wanted to be a police officer hyung! I can have guns and shoot people-â *pew pew*
Jeonghan: âNo! Gunâs are too dangerous for toddlers!â
The Po-Po: âAs a reward, hereâs some vouchers to a buffet, please accept it and enjoy your dayâ
Wonwoo: âI know someone who would be very happy to accept itâ *glances over at Mingyu who is currently stuffing free mints into his pockets*
Mingyu: *whispers* âWonwoo can I borrow your pocket?â
Woozi: âI have an idea, if you want an eternal endless supply of mints, why donât you just take that empty cardboard box there and sit in it and stay there?âÂ
The Po-Po: âThanks once again boys!â
Scoups: âNo, I should be the one thanking you police officer, with this buffet vouchers I saved almost $130 on expenses for their food!â
The8: âActually Sir can I have your number, I have something important to discuss with you about, itâs regarding a boy named Kim Mingy-â
Scoups: *covers Minghaoâs mouth*
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Seventeen going to the Hair Salon
Episode Five: Where Seventeen goes to the Hair Salon to get ready for their comeback after Self-proclaimed Hair Stylist Mingyu had a dream about Cheetos.
Vernon:Â "Someone tell me why we are going to a hair salon again?â
Jun:Â "ask that tall thingâ
Mingyu:Â "I swear I have a vision for our new concept, we will have our hair styled up like bad boys and wear jackets, weâll look so cool!â
Dino:Â "Chanâs in! Chan wants to look mature and steal the heart of our carats! Maybe Iâll finally get a girlfriend and weâll live happily ever afterâ
Jeonghan:Â "No dino, youâre a baby, I didnât raise you to become a bad boy let alone date someone"
Dino: âYou know that Chan needs a girlfriend to get married sooner or laterâŚâ
Jeonghan:Â âUnless the option âneverâ is available, if not I pick laterâ
Dino:Â âWha- unbelievable â
Mingyu:Â "Okay, so hereâs the thing, I had a dream last night about Cheetos and I was inspired for my new hairstyle"
Scoups:Â "No Mingyu, omg please donât tell me you-â
Mingyu:Â "I dyed my hair orange! Like Cheetos!â
Mingyu:Â *pulls cap off his head*
Scoups:Â "Oh god please tell me itâs not permanent"
Mingyu:Â "why? is it bad?â
Scoups: "WellâŚ. if you look at it from an artistic point of view from the left it kinda looks bett- noâŚ. maybe if I tilt my head to the right it will look nice- nope, no it still looks badâŚ. likeâŚ. REALLY BADâ
Mingyu: âWhat would you know about art?â *folds arms*
Scoups:Â âI know enough to know that the bright orange is blinding my eyesâ
Mingyu:Â *puts cap back on*
Mingyu:Â "Mingyu regrets nothing"
DK:Â âImagine if we ever go to America, the salons there will be so cool! If we ever go to LA or New York, letâs go do our hair thereâ
Joshua:Â âWhy?â
DK:Â âThere will be professional hair stylists and everything!â
Joshua:Â âNot to burst your bubble or anything but do you by chance think that your hair will be styled by celebrity hair stylists or something?â
DK: âWhat⌠am I wrong?â
Joshua:Â âI have nothing to say to youâ
DK:Â âHow about Jeju then? Do they even have salons like this in Jeju?â
Seungkwan:Â âThey obviously doâ
DK:Â âBut isnât Jeju all trees and stuff?â
Seungkwan:Â âOmg I live in Jeju not a freaking countryside, what do you think people do when they want to get their hair cut?!?!â
DK:Â âHow about China- â
Jun:Â âDonât even try asking dokyeomâ
Wonwoo: "Ohh Mingyuu~ does my hair look nice?â *skips over to Mingyu*
Mingyu:Â "yes of course, I chose it!"Â *flips cheetos hair*
Wonwoo:Â *heart flutters from compliment*Â
Mingyu:Â "Now go to the cashier and payâ
Wonwoo: "Okey dokey~â *skips*
Cashier:Â "Thatâll be $215.00, would you like to pay by cash or card?â
Wonwoo: "âŚâ
Cashier:Â "Sir?â
Wonwoo:Â âBut I only trimmed my hair, I didnât even dye it or do any hair treatments, there must be some sort of mistakeâ
Cashier: âOh yeah, there was a mistake, my bad⌠Your friend chose for you the âShort but not too Shortâ hair style featured in the 2016 Fall New York Fashion Week by MJâ
Dino:Â âMichael Jackson?â
Vernon:Â âNo man, Marc Jacobsâ
Dino:Â âDonât jUdGe mEhâ
Cashier:Â âThatâll be $1,570.00 in totalâ
Wonwoo:Â âASHJKAGCNSIZDJQLZXKJSK KIM MINGYUUUUUâ
Jeonghan:Â "I swear Mingyu, if you cut my hair even shorter than it already is, I will personally rip your head off"
Woozi:Â âI swear if you dye my hair a shade lighter than charcoal black, I will decrease your lines from one to none and I will personally see to it that the cause of your death is by a guitar swing to your headâ
Mingyu:Â O.OÂ
Mingyu:Â "I donât think you two should look in the mirror then"Â *runs for dear lyfe*
Wonwoo:Â *cries*
Hoshi:Â âWhy, whatâs wrong do you not like your hair?â
Wonwoo: âNo⌠but I paid over a thousand bucks for this dumb hair styleâ
The8: âEven I can cut that hair style at homeâŚâ
The8:Â âFor freeâ
Hoshi: âMinghao⌠itâs the holidays cut him some slackâ
The8:Â âSavagehao doesnât rest, even for the holidaysâ
Jun:Â âWell I blame coups for letting Mingyu go to the convenience store for that cheetosâ
The8: âDonât ReMinD MEHâ
Wonwoo:Â âI HATE MINGYUâ
The8:Â âIf it makes you feel better any better, I hate Mingyu tooâ
Hoshi:Â âDoes that even console you?â
Wonwoo:Â âIt- â
Hoshi:Â âHold that thought, I feel like peeingâ
Woozi:Â âNot this again Soonyoung, I told you to stop telling people that you need to pee in publicâ
Hoshi:Â âI know but- â
Woozi:Â âDo you feel no shame?â probably not
Hoshi:Â âI love you Woozi and I mean I love you A WHOLE LOT, but I have to tell you that shame is not a registered word in Kwon Soonyoungâs dictionary, now someone tell me where the toilet is or Iâm gonna pee my pantsâ
Woozi: âEvery day I regret not auditioning at another entertainmentâŚâ
Hair Stylist:Â âThereâs one but itâs 7.5 kilometres away from here, by the super martâ
Hoshi:Â âStylist-nim you say what now?â
Wonwoo:Â âOhhh I like that super mart, I heard they sell special edition books there! Hoshi can you buy me the hard cover version of Me Before You?â
Hoshi:Â âIn T-minus 5, Hoshiâs gonna blowâ
Jun:Â âFive as in 5 minutes or-?â
Hoshi:Â âAs in 5 seconds JUN!â
Woozi: âWhen my mum asked me why I picked Pledis when there were so many other entertainments around, I told her it was the nearest to my school so I could sleep in for an additional 10 minutes. I knew I shouldâve listened to her and been less lazy and joined another companyâŚâ
Hoshi:Â âOKAY OKAY HOSHI IS NOT GONNA MAKE IT! DO YOU HAVE A PLASTIC BOTTLE???!!!â
Woozi: âShouldâve listened to herâŚ. this isnât worth those precious 10 minutes of sleepâÂ
Wonwoo: âBut I want my bookâŚâ *pouts*
The8:Â âHereâs a bottle hyungâ
Hoshi: âTHANKS MINGHAOâ *runs off to somewhere no one can see him*
Wonwoo: âThat bottleâŚ. looks oddly familiarâŚâ
The8: âItâs Mingyuâsâ *evil smirk*
The8: âI almost went to jail that day because of that idiotâ
Jun: âThis is why, Minghao you are my favourite⌠and then of course its Wonwooâ
The8:Â âThis is only part one of my revenge plot against Mingyuâ
Wonwoo: *gasp*
Hoshi: âAll done!â *passes bottle back to Minghao*
The8: âOH MINGYUUU~âÂ
What happens next is up to your own imagination
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