Seventeen going to Dinoâs Birthday Party: A Dino Birthday Special
Episode 11: Where Seventeen tries to plan and prepare for Dinoâs birthday by splitting up into their units to get things done.
A/N: I may or not have been trying to stall time to have this special posted as the 11th episode cause you know 11 feb is chanâs birthday haha okay im sorry my brain stopped functioning and it this special somehow ended up being episode eleven...Â
Jeonghan: "Okay children we need to do something special for my baby! He's finally turning 5!"
Scoups: "Um Chan's gonna be 18 what are you talking about?"
Jeonghan: "We need FIVE candles for his cake, we need FIVE presents, we need FIVE balloons, we need to buy five of everything because he is FIVEEEE!!!"
Joshua: "I love you Jeonghan but I think you have problems with facing the fact that Dino is growing up..."
Hoshi: "I think it's time to let go of that fact that he isn't 5 years old anymore"
Vernon: âThe last time I checked⌠Chan hasnât been 5 years old in letâs see⌠about THIRTEEN YEARS?!?!â
Jeonghan: "My baby is FIVEEEE!!!"
Seungkwan: "This is absurd, you guys didn't do anything for my birthday... this is unfair! WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE?!"
Seungkwan: âI TURNED 18 BEFORE THAT CHILD DIDâ
Jeonghan: âHE IS A BABY NOT A CHILDâ
The8: "Your birthday passed?"
Jun: "I thought Seungkwan's birthdayâs in December"
Woozi: "No that's Joshua's birthday"
Jun: "Then when's Seungkwan's birthday?"
Vernon: "No cursing on Dino's birthday it's bad luck for the birthday boy"
Jeonghan: "You mean birthday baby"
Seungkwan: "Who cares?!?!?! It's Dino that'll have bad luck NOT ME and my birthday for your information is in January!"
Woozi: âNo one asked for when your birthday wasâ
Seungkwan: "UGH fine and anyway Vernon you curse all the time..."
Vernon: "Gangsta-sol rests on birthdays, on birthdays I sing happy songs and give presents"
Joshua: âThat sounds more like Santa Clausâ
Jeonghan: "Okay attention to the less beautiful human beings, please gather before me"
Wonwoo: "Is hyung the birthday party planner?"
Jun: "Yeah he thinks no one can do a better job than he can..."
Jeonghan: "Okay so we are going to split up into our units to split the tasks, the hip hop unit will be going to buy the cake and present, the vocal unit will be decorating the house and the performance unit will be stalling time and making sure that Dino doesn't come home"
Mingyu: "Why do we have to do the errands? You always give us the tougher ones..." *pouts*
Jeonghan: "Because Dino is my baby and Jeonghan the Angel says so!"
Jeonghan: "and also because my hair is superior"
Scoups: "Don't fight with Jeonghan, you'll never win if he brings his hair into the fight"
Mingyu: "Fine but we are stopping by KFC before we come home"
Mingyu: "and also the famous bakery"
Scoups: "Alright, we have to get Chan's birthday cake anyways"
Mingyu: "and the candy store!"
Scoups: "I guess we can get Chan some candy for his birthday right?"
Mingyu: "AND AND AND the pancake and waffles cafe!!"
Wonwoo: âUm Mingyu I think you are getting too carried awayâŚâ
Scoups: "... It's okay if we have a slight detour right?"
Scoups: "Now you're just being greedy"
Mingyu:Â âPOPPPPCORNNNN!!!â
Jun: "Is this your birthday or Dino's?"
Seungkwan: "You mean mine since yâall never even bothered to celebrate mine?!?!"
Mingyu: âNO itâs MAH birthday since Iâm gonna get some cake!â
Seungkwan: âBACK OFF MINGYU ITS MY BIRTHDAYâ
Mingyu: âOH YEAH? WEâLL SEE WHO GETS TO BLOW OUT THE CANDLESSSS!!!â
Jeonghan: âSHUT UP ITS MY BABYâS BIRTHDAY! DONâT YOU BOTH DARE RUIN THIS FOR HIM OR ELSE I WILL SKIN YOU TWO ALIVE AND SELL YOUR SKINS AND USE IT AS MY CARPET!â
*on the way to the toy shop with the hip hop unit*
Mingyu: âI hate Seungkwan⌠heâs trying to steal my birthdayâŚâ
Scoups: âOkay ONE, your birthday is in April. TWO, itâs neither yours nor Seungkwanâs birthday, itâs DINOâs. THREE, we are already going to all the places you want to go so plea-â
Mingyu: âOHHH CAKE!â *runs to the bakeryâs display windowâ
Scoups: âannnnddd I guess weâll be buying Chanâs birthday cake first thenâ *sighs*
Mingyu: âCAN I EAT IT?â
Vernon: âNo, itâs just for display, itâs not even real, itâs just made out of styr-â
Vernon: âMingyu you canât eat Styrofoam!â
Mingyu: âITâS CAKE IâM GONNA EAT IT!â
Vernon: âITâS NOT!â *attempts to take the display cake away*
Mingyu: âGET YOUR OWN CAKE VERNON THIS IS MINEEEEE!!!â
Vernon: âI DONâT WANT YOUR DUMB ASS CAKE IâM TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE MAN!â
Mingyu: âIF YOU WANT TO SAVE ME THEN YOU SHOULD LET ME EAT THIS CAKE SO I WONâT DIE OF STRAVATION!â
Mingyu: *chokes and collapses*
Scoups: âI knew this was going to happen somedayâ
Wonwoo: âSomeone save Mingyu!!â
Vernon: âOkay hang on, let me google how to save someone who is choking on styrofoamâ
Wonwoo: âAre you serious with me now?â
Vernon: âWhy am I not getting any reception?!?!â *hits phone*
Mingyu: *coughs out white foam*
Wonwoo: âCOUPS HYUNG!!!â
Scoups: âHold on, hold on, Iâm buying Dinoâs cake, if I donât buy it Jeonghan will either nag at me every single day until my ear bleeds and I die because of excessive bleeding or he will just take a knife and stab me until I die. And just between you and me, I think I rather have the latterâ
Wonwoo: âBut if you donât do something now, MINGYUâS GONNA DIEEEEâ
Scoups: âYEAH YEAH GIVE ME A MOMENT WONWOOâ
Wonwoo: âAM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT MINGYU?â
Vernon: âokay for once google was uselessâ
Wonwoo: âHELLO IS THIS THE HOSPITAL MY FRIEND IS CHOKING ON STYROFOAM CAN YOU- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT IT ISNâT AN EMERGENCY? HELLO? HELLO??? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON MY CALL???!!!â
Wonwoo: âYes Mingyu?â *crying*
Mingyu: âI-I donât think⌠Iâm going to make itâŚâ *chokes*
Wonwoo: âDonât say that! Youâre gonna live! I wonât let you dieeee!â
Mingyu: âWonwooâŚ. If I dieâŚâ
Wonwoo: âYes?â *cries harder*
Mingyu: âPlease bring lots of food to my funeralâ
Wonwoo: âAnything for you Mingyu, Iâm sorry you had to leave this wayâŚâ *hugs gyu tightly on the floor*
Wonwoo: âNO MINGYU OMG DONâT DIE ON ME! THERE WERE SO MANY THINGS THAT I HAVENâT TOLD YOU! YOU CANâT LEAVE ME!â
Mingyu: âG-go-goodbye WonwooâŚ.â
Wonwoo: âI canât believe⌠heâsâŚ. goneâŚ.â *SOBS*
Scoups: âOh look, they sell donuts here tooâ
Mingyu: *gets up* âWHERE?!?!â
Scoups: âJust joking, alright boys letâs goâ
Mingyu: âB-but I came back from the dead for donutsâŚ.â
Vernon: âThey said to wait for the person to cough first and if the personâs nails and lips starts to turn blue then you can stand behind the person and put your arms around his waist and make a fist with your hand and place it above his navel and then- â
Scoups: âHeâs not choking anymore HansolâŚâ
Wonwoo: âMy life is a lieâ
*meanwhile at the dorm with the vocal unit*
Jeonghan: âIâm going to blow up the balloons, Joshua and Woozi, you two will hang up the banner and posters, DK and Seungkwan can you set up the Karaoke set and games?â
Joshua: *grabs banner from the floor*
Joshua: âWoozi can you stop lying on the sofa and help me with this banner?â
Joshua: âIâm waiting for you WooziâŚ.â
Woozi: âYeah continue to wait thenâ
Joshua: âWoozi I canât hang this banner up alone!â
Woozi: âIâll come help you as soon as Jeonghan cuts his hairâ
Joshua: âThatâs never happeningâŚâ
Woozi: âAnd so is me helping you hang that bannerâ *smiles*
Woozi: âIâm very glad we had this talk Joshuaâ *pats Joshua on the back and walks into bedroom*
Joshua: âWell first he forgets about my existence in the vocal unit and now thisâ
DK: âWhat games did Jeonghan hyung write down?â
Seungkwan: âAccording to this listâŚ. Weâre gonna play⌠hide and seek, musical chairs⌠and pin the tail on the donkey?â
DK: âWhat is this? A kidâs party?!â
Seungkwan: âDID YOU FORGET THAT HE THINKS DINO IS FIVE?â
DK: âIn that case, that donkey better not be meâ
Seungkwan: âThat actually⌠doesnât sound too badâ *evil plots*
DK: âOh you know what? We should set up the Karaoke set firstâ *takes console out of the dusty box*
Seungkwan: âEW THE DUSTâ
DK: âItâs grosser than Mingyuâs snot bubblesâ
DK: âYeah you donât want to know Kwan⌠you donât want to knowâŚâ
Seungkwan: âOkay questionâ
Seungkwan: âDo I plug in the pink, blue or yellow plug into the TV?â
DK: âThatâs a good questionâŚ. You know what? Letâs just try it allâ
Seungkwan: *plugs the blue one in*
Seungkwan: âNope not the blue oneâ *yanks it out*
Seungkwan: âPink one?â
TV: *sparks up and makes hissing noises*
Seungkwan: âOKAY OKAY HOLY CRAP ITS NOT THE PINK ONE!!!â *unplugs pink one*
Joshua: âHannieâŚ. Can you get Woozi to do something? I still havenât put up any postersâ
Jeonghan: âJihoon! Can you put up ONE poster please?â
Jeonghan: âI see that you havenât cleaned up your room since a week ago when I told you to, and also you havenât been writing or composing any songs what have you been doing in your room? Itâs becoming a pig sty, oh god have you been eating pizza in this room?! I told you to clean it up-â
Woozi: âOkay! Okay! what do you want me to do?!â
Jeonghan: âHelp Joshie with the postersâ
Seungkwan: âLETS SEE IF ITS WORKING PROPERLY THENâ *switches it on*
DK: âWonât Jeonghan scream at us?â
Seungkwan: âOopsy too lateâ *clicks song*
DK: âPICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME UP!â
Seungkwan: âI WANT YOU TO PICK ME UP!â
DK: âPICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK MEâ
Seungkwan: *dances to Pick Me*
DK: âI WANT YOU TO PICK ME-â
Seungkwan: *lets go of microphone and hits the TV screen*
DK: âOmg you broke the TV Seungkwan BOOâ
Seungkwan: âI said sorry!â
DK: âNO you said oopsâ
Seungkwan: âWell oops means sorry!â
Seungkwan: âDID YOU JUST PUSH ME?â
DK: âI said oops which means sorryâ
Seungkwan: *pushes seokmin making him knock over a glass over water and spilling it onto the karaoke console*
DK: âThey are gonna freak out, both the karaoke console and the TV are friedâ
Seungkwan: âWell itâs not our fault⌠itâs Jeonghanâs for putting two irresponsible kids to such difficult tasksâ
DK: âNow the problem is⌠how and where shall we hide this?â
DK & Seungkwan: *looks at each otherÂ
DK & Seungkwan: *quietly turns the tv off and puts everything into the store room*
Joshua: âWhat the heck is that?!â
Woozi: âA dinosaur poster with Michael Jacksonâs head on the Dinosaurâs body, I call it Michael Roarsonâ
Woozi: âDino likes Michael Jackson and he likes dinosaurs, so why not combine it into one and itâll be the best poster of the century!â
Jeonghan: âYouâre gonna give the child nightmaresâ
Woozi: âYes! Itâll finally scare him enough so heâll stop talking about Michael Jackson and I can sell them away and make tons of money, now step two of my plan is to find out where Chan keeps his limited edition MJ itemsâ
Jeonghan: âDid you say something Jihoon?â
*meanwhile with the performance unit*
Dino: âWhere have you guys been???â
Dino: âYou three said you wanted to watch this movie and told me to go buy it at 8 in the morning and which by the way only opens at 10am, I waited 2 hours just to get the ticket and another 2 hours for you all to walk HERE!!â
Hoshi: âSorry Chan, we were busy listening to Jeongh-â
Hoshi: âI mean listening to Jeonghan talk about his hairâ *awkward laughs*
The8: âHow about we treat to popcorn and snacksâ
Hoshi: âYou know since its your b-â
The8: *steps of hoshiâs feet*
Hoshi: âOwwieee Minghao!â
The8: âSorry I thought I saw a bug and I wanted to kill itâ
Dino: âHyungs⌠you are acting weirdly...â
Jun: âMy boy, when have you not seen us act normally?â
Dino: âYou have a point thereâ
The8: âDinosaur gummies for Chan!â *hands him a packet*
Dino: âI DONâT KNOW WHAT IS BETTER, THAT ITâS GUMMIES OR THAT ITâS SHAPED LIKE DINOSAURSâ *hugs packet*
Hoshi: âCan I have one?â
Hoshi: âSelfish brat I bought that for you! Do you think youâre the king just because its your bir-â
The8: *pours his cup of coke onto hoshi*
Hoshi: âAHHHHHHH ITâSSS COLLDDDDDâ
The8: âOops it just slipped out of my handsâ
Hoshi: âOnto my head?!?!â
Jun: âOkay Chan letâs just leave the two weirdos out here and letâs go watch the movie, if anyone asks you, you donât know themâ
Dino: *nods head like a lilâ child*
Jun: âDo you feel cold chan?â
Dino: âYesâ *pouts as he chews on his gummies*
Jun: âOkay you can use my jacketâ #mama jun mode on
Hoshi: âIâm cold too! Why isnât anyone asking me if Iâm cold?â
The8: âBecause no one caresâ
Hoshi: âUGH itâs not like you care about chan either, youâre just giving him special attention today because itâs his damn birt-â
The8: *whacks hoshi with his chocolate bar*
The8: âI can do this all day hyungâ
Hoshi: âI miss WooziâŚâ *sobs*
*halfway through the movie
Dino: "Stop pushing me hyung!"
Hoshi:Â âHush it childâ
Dino:Â âWhy are we going back to the dorm? We didnât even get to finish watching the movie!â
Seventeen: "SURPRISEEE!!!"
Dino: "I can't believe you did all of this for me! A dinosaur cake oh my god, dinosaur balloons...is⌠is... is that a dinosaur poster with a michael jackson face on top of its body?!"
Jeonghan: âErm⌠*looks at poster* ⌠yes?â
Woozi: âI did it, you better be happyâ
Dino: âI l-love itâ *fake smiles*
Mingyu: *chokes and coughs out white styrofoam*
Dino: âIsâŚ. Mingyu okay?â
Wonwoo: âDonât ask Chan, some things are better left unknownâ
Scoups: âI got you your cake do you like it?â
Dino: âYES itâs a giant dinosaur! Can I eat his head please?â
Joshua: âHello Chan please look at the banner that I put up ALL BY MYSELFâ
Woozi: âJoshua can you stop yelling, Iâm just next to you. Iâm not deafâ
Dino: âIt says Happy birthday chan youâre finallyâŚ. five?â
Joshua: âJeonghan thinks youâre five years oldâ
Dino: âOf course he doesâ
Jeonghan: âNUGU AEGI?â
Dino: âNot this again... hyung do I really have to?â
Dino: âJ-Jeonghanâs aegiâ *mentally stabs self*
Jeonghan: âTIME TO SING YOU YOUR BIRTHDAY SONG!â
Seventeen: âHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DINOâ
Jeonghan: âYOU MEAN BABY DINO DID YOU EVEN READ THE LYRICS I SENT YOU ALL?!?!?!â
Seventeen: âHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUâ *claps hands*
Mingyu: *blows out the candles*
Jeonghan: âSeriously Mingyu what did I tell you?â
Seungkwan: âNOT FAIR YOU GUYS DIDNâT CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY I SHOULD BE THE ONES BLOWING OUT THE CANDLES WHY DOES MINGYU GET TO???â
Mingyu: âBecause itâs my birthday!â
Seungkwan: âOH you really want to do this Kim Mingyu? Letâs see whose birthday it really is!â
Seungkwan: *cuts the cake and bites it*
Scoups: âYO DUDE THAT CAKE IS FOR CHAN!â
Jun: âItâs okay Dino, itâs okayâ *hugs the baby*
Mingyu: *runs up to poster with a marker and cancels chanâs name and writes his name instead*
Mingyu: âNow it says Happy birthday Mingyu youâre finally five!â *claps for self*
Woozi: âIâm not the one who hung up the poster but I feel like I need to hit someoneâ
Seungkwan: *runs towards presents*
Mingyu: âOh no Iâm going to open them!â
Seungkwan: âNot if I get there first!â
Mingyu & Seungkwan: *starts ripping the wrapping paper*
Jeonghan: âWHAT THE HECKâ
Jeonghan: âI TOLD YOU NOT TO RUIN HIS BIRTHDAY DIDNâT I?â
Mingyu: âBut itâs my birthdayâ
Jeonghan: *grabs mingyu by the collar*
Jeonghan: âI will break everything that you love and care aboutâ
Jeonghan: âNo, Iâm going to break all the snacks he secretly hid in this dorm and throw them out of the windowâ
Mingyu: âNO NOT MY FOOD!!!â
Jeonghan: âTHEN BEHAVE!!!â
Dino: âOh well, itâs okay it was a fun birthday anyways, as long as we are together and not apartâ
Joshua: âAwwww what an angel, you really are Jeonghanâs babyâ
Joshua: âY-you know ca-cause Jeonghan is an angel?â
Scoups: âIâm happy you had a good birthday Chanâ
Dino: âI got to watch a movie with the performance unit hyungs, even though Hoshi and The8 kept fightingâŚâ
Hoshi: âIt was Minghao that hit me, stepped on me, poured his drink on me!â
The8: âThatâs because Soonyoung kept mentioning Dinoâs birthday!â
Hoshi: âWhat so you want me to lie???â
Dino: âAnd the hip hop unit hyungs bought me my favourite cake even though I havenât tasted itâŚâ
Vernon: âNow Iâm fully equipped with the knowledge from google of how to save a person who is choking from styrofoamâ
Wonwoo: âI wish youâre the one who is choking right now because no one would know how to save youâ
Vernon: âWhat did I ever do to you?â
Wonwoo: âFor not saving Mingyuâ
Vernon: âI TOLD YOU ITS NOT ME! IT WAS THE RECEPTION OF MY PHONE!â
Joshua: âI still want to get rid of that phone so badlyâ
Dino: âAnd the vocal unit hyungs decorated the dorm so nicely⌠even if that Michael Jackson head is just pasted on the dinosaurâs bodyâ
Hoshi: âDid my woozi do that? Itâs a WORK OF ART!!! Can I keep it?â
Woozi: âI rather have Dino hate it and burn it then to let you keep itâ
Seungkwan: âOKAY ITS TIME FOR GAMES! WE ARE PLAYING⌠PIN THE TAIL ON THE DOKYEOM!â
DK: âYou mean Donkeyâ
Seungkwan: âNo I mean Dokyeomâ
DK: âIs that a real pin? With a sharp pointy tip? You canât pin that on me!â
Seungkwan: *puts a blindfold on Chan*
DK: âWhat are you all just gonna watch?â
Dino: âWhere is Dokyeom hyung? I canât seeâ *swings arm around*
Woozi: âTake three steps to your right, then five steps in front, heâs hiding in the corner of the house by the dining tableâ
Dino: *tries to pin it on Dokyeom*
DK: âAHHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE GET THIS CHILD AWAY FROM ME THIS IS A DANGEROUS GAME!â
Jeonghan: âYOU MEAN BABY HE IS A BABY EVERYONE GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!â
Scoups: âHold upâŚ. Whereâs our TV?â
phew that was a long one, I hoped you all enjoyed it :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE OH SO LILâ ONE! :)
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