sorry, something has gone wrong

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

i’m lowkey kind of interested in everything that is unknown to me

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

hey sorry i said those weird and pathetic things. do you still think i’m mysterious and alluring

I think we could really make inroads at dismantling the two gender system if we simply implement ranked choice gender

thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

@elodieunderglass horses?

Isn't she enchanting? Don't you love her? I love that her betting slips (guaranteed to fail!) were considered talismanic against accidents. I love that not even Yutaka Take could pick her up and carry her home over his shoulder. I love that she's been retired with all honour instead of minced. epic. brilliant. just goes to show that Northern Dancer and Nijinsky in your pedigree can't overcome a natural talent for Loss. nobody else is doing it like her.