give me lakeclissy or give me death

One time, Gryffindor reached exactly 69 house points, and for two whole weeks they managed not to gain or lose any by being as boring as possible. It was finally broken when Hermione was awarded 10 points for some good Charms homework, and Ron was subtracted 20 for yelling “FUCKS SAKE HERMIONE” in response

it happened, only it wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s story

If Harry Potter ever sent out a nude by accident he could just be like “Meatus Deletus” lol

Wow

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

The way anime girls act about each other’s boobs but it’s guys and their huge fat knuts

Imagine your OTP(s) playing f***, marry, kill with famous superheroes. Unbeknownst to some or all, several of the heroes mentioned are the alter egos of people in the room. Whether people know that and are teasing or don’t know is up to you.

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