malevolent backroomz

I FIRMLY believe Captain becomes more agile when you’re not looking at him. Because how did he get up those stairs above the endless pit, that Mary had to crawl on, and she’s half his size, SOMEHOW fit through that tiny hatch, and then climb up the stairs onto the main floor. How did buddy do that??? Cartoon logic?

Also…he can get on his knees whenever he wants. Do what that you will.

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I think the worst part about mfs loving the white boy from The Backrooms is that he in no way is the go to Problematic Tumblrboy. Clark is. Clark IS the perfect Pathetic Man archetype that Tumblr loves to babygirlify and fawn over. He's self obsessed, vain, arrogant, angry, pathetic, making a midlife crisis everyone's problem- he's got all the things that I have seen people love in a fictional man time and time again. He's right there. It's just- y'know. He's black.