im lonely

what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is

y'all ugly

Eye of the beholder my man

behold these nuts g

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

whats a little tongue between friends

One day you’ll sit in the sun and things won’t feel so bad

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from