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Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Ester and Thane are intense lovers. They have an affinity for anything over the top and flashy, so it’s only natural that they spoil you endlessly. However, they don't like PDA. (if you’re a human/demon at least). Being in a relationship with anything other than their fellow angels would get them in lots of trouble. It would probably even get them kicked out of heaven, and they DO NOT want that. So if you're not an angel, PDA will be kept to a minimum. Behind closed doors is a very different story. Thane is obsessively clingy, constantly whining for attention as he spoils you with cute things. He touches you with no regard for your boundaries, and any rejection that comes his way only makes it worse. Thane gets off on the thought of commanding you, whereas Ester is a bit more reserved in his affections. In reality, he's just as unhinged and obsessed as Thane, but he does carefully coordinated actions to get you to trust him. Whereas Thane repeatedly shifts between being doting and cruel, Ester maintains the same level of stern affection. He prefers to force you to come to him rather than Thane's approach of forcing himself on you. Thane: “Oh my goodness! I’m literally dying over how adorable you are! You’re just begging for my attention, aren’t you? You’re such a cute little slut~” Ester: “ You shouldn’t tempt me so much, just wait till we get back to the house, kay?”

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

You saw how they killed hundreds of ghosts in that episode. These are two men who have absolutely no problem killing ghosts and stomping over other angels to get what they want, and you better believe that extends to you. While I don’t think they would ever hurt you directly, they would definitely make your life miserable if you refused to be with them. Heavenly law prevents them from harming humans directly, but if they ever encountered a rival, they would either make an exception or simply let a ghost kill them instead. Violence is kind of in their nature, so they honestly have no problem with it. Thane: “Make sure to never show your face around them again- The thought of them dating someone as mid as you makes me wanna highkey gag.” Ester: “Thinking you had a chance with them was your first mistake. Your second was pissing me off.”

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Once Thane and Ester abduct you, over time, their more violent traits will dull. Ester will become more outwardly affectionate, and Thane’s teasing remarks lose their sting. Thane and Ester do have a habit of mocking you, but it’s not personal; they just think they're above everyone else and haven’t gotten their egos checked. I do think that Thane and Ester get off on making you do sexually embarrassing acts, dressing you up in degrading costumes, making you cry, humiliating you, etc. But the moment you start sobbing instead of crying is the moment they realize they fucked up. They do have very sadistic tendencies, but they also know which lines not to cross. Once they’ve struck a nerve, they are quick to do damage control.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

While they both disregard your personal boundaries a ton, Thane does it way more than Ester. Thane’s personal favorite way to test your patience is his dollification kink. He likes to dress you up, and he's constantly spending money to buy new outfits for you. If you're lucky, he’ll just ask you to model a lolita dress or some fancy new style he saw on influencetagram. When you’re not so lucky… he forces you to wear these god-awful “Sexy costumes”. Like the skimpy ones from Spirit Halloween, only these are made of better materials. He’ll let you change yourself, but if you take too long, he gets frustrated and does it himself, forcefully pulling off your clothing and pinching roughly when you try to squirm out of his grip. Sometimes, he’ll just force you to keep it on for the entire day and nothing more, cuddling you on the couch while he mindlessly plays a new shooter. Other times, he’ll show you off to Ester, a sadistic grin on his face as he instructs you to spin and pose for his older brother. Ester has a different idea of fun, but he does keep his distance. He lets his brother do the button pushing while he sits back and makes sure you don't try anything. His personal favorite activity is these strange forced compliment sessions, in which he’ll sit you on his lap and make you praise him until he's gotten bored. Whether you fill the time with mindless worship or genuine compliments doesn’t matter; Ester just gets off on making you pay attention to him. Thane: “Cmonnnn! Just three more! I wanna see how you look in the nurse outfit! Then we can try on the swimsuits- wait, where are you going? Dont go! You still need to pose for pictures!” Ester: “Came to escape the queer eye, didn’t you? It’s okay- sexy baseball player isn’t your thing anyways. Why don’t I do you a favor and take it off for you?”

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

While Thane and Ester seem to be egotistical nepo baby maniacs, they truly do love their darling.  They’ve made it a point to never break heavenly law, and having a human/demon darling (or really just a darling in general) endangers their high-ranking position in heaven. They had anything they could ever want, but your love is worth risking everything. On dark, dim nights where no ghosts dare to appear, Ester and Thane will be as clingy as cats. Showering love onto their darling as they vent how stressed they feel about their father's expectations, losing to Panty and Stocking, etc. The pair are quite needy when they're not pretending to be better than everyone else- It’s actually quite shocking. Seeing them dressed down to T-shirts and thongs as they finally relax in peace with their darling. They melt into you like they’re soaking up a sunbeam, lounging on their massive bed as they finally relax. They might have to handcuff you, depending on how fussy you are. But a nap with the best angels in the world is sure to put you in a good mood. Thane: “Haah… Don’t move so much…” Ester: “If you keep squirming on me like that, we won’t get any rest at all…”

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Thane and Ester enjoy a little competition, yet if there's one thing they absolutely despise, it’s losing. Luckily, they’re never going to lose to you! Unless you are an extremely high-ranking angel, it’s almost certain that you’ll lose any fight. Panty and Stocking had a hard time defeating them, and in the end, they needed to team up with the demon sisters AND get new gear. While heavenly weapons can't kill humans, they still have plenty of ways to win. Thane's personal favorite is restraining you in compromising positions, while Ester prefers the more traditional approach of overpowering you with his physical strength. Even without weapons, their bodies are still toned AF, so you're pretty much destined to fail if you start a fight with them. Deep down, they understand why you’re acting like this. They have enough self-awareness to know that their obsessive affection isn’t suited for normal human beings. Any attempt to fight is rationalized as a captive animal pulling its fur out because it's stressed. You don’t hate them! You don't wanna leave, you’re just stressed from being inside all week! Don't worry- They’ll be good boyfriends and give you plenty of enrichment in the bedroom, mkay? Thane: “God, you're such a fucking footstool, you know that? I bet you threw that tantrum just so I could tie you up. It’s okay, we both know you like it, so there's no need to pretend you don't.” Ester: “You shouldn’t do something so careless. Fighting will always hurt you more than it hurts us.  I dont wanna break your ankle again, so just!- shhh shhh… It’s okay. Yeah, I know it hurts, just let me help you up…"

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape? Ester and Thane know that the relationship is serious. If it ever got out that they kidnapped you, it would be the end of everything. They take serious precautions to make sure you never escape, and any attempts at leaving are handled swiftly. They primarily use a collar, thick leather with a metal chip embedded that notifies them if you leave the church or try to take it off. They always make sure you have it on before they go on missions, since that's the only time the brothers aren’t there to supervise you. Thane enjoys decorating it in a pink and purple motif, including some gaudy-looking dog tags that say cliche stuff like “Princess” or “Slut”. Thane: “I know you’ve been trying your best, so I'll make it one notch looser than usual, yeah? We gotta go handle some lame ass ghost, but we’ll be back.” Ester: “It won’t take long, those chopped ass ghosts never do.”

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Thane and Ester love seeing you cry. Even before they officially kidnapped you, they would follow you around and do these small, infuriating actions in the hopes of getting you to cry. If you ever ask them why, the honest answer is that they think you deserve it. They were angels, God's purest and newest soldiers, and you just had to drag them down with you and all your impurity.  They aren’t meant to love you- to take delight when you smile, to feel all fuzzy when you praise them. It’s you’re fault they’re obsessed, and the least you could do is love them back. Ester usually cuts off Thane if he thinks he's going too far, but sometimes he doesn’t. Sometimes Thane gets carried away and bends your body a little too far. Their delicate faces betray how powerful they are. Thane once broke your wrist because you refused to pet him. Ester nearly killed you when you were in bed once; he was seconds away from crushing your windpipe completely… He only stopped because you passed out. They don’t mean to hurt you; they love you! But the love of an angel is so intense that it’s only meant for other angels. 

Thane: “Shit! Baby, I’m sorry!- I did tell you to pet me, didn’t I? It’s not my fault you can't do basic shit. Guess you’ll have to do better next time. Ester: “I wouldn’t have to go so hard if you just followed instructions. You made me get carried away, so just accept responsibility.”

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Thane and Ester are perfectly content to live their lives with you as they enact their heavenly duties. Slaying ghosts doesn’t take that long with all the new tech they have, and that leaves them with lots of time to spoil their darling. Once you get more accustomed to them, they can take you to all sorts of places, other cities, fancy restaurants, and the amusement park! They have so many ideas and plenty of time to spoil you! If you don't run, that is. If you’re concerned about the issue of morality, then don’t worry because Thane and Ester have a plan! While angels can live for- theoretically, all of human existence unless killed- They know that humans only live to about 80 on average. They sat you down on the bed and explained everything. When you die, they’ll personally escort your soul to heaven! Once you're checked in at the gates, they’ll do everything they can to make sure you’re comfortable. While you nervously thanked them for their “consideration,” you had to politely decline Thane's offer to kill you early. You’re not sure if he was joking or not, but you don't want to test it either. Thane: “It would be painless! Just a quick snap! We could even make it look like an accident if you want. Aren’t you at least a little curious to see what heaven looks like?” Ester: “Theres no need to rush. We have all the time in the world, so let's just enjoy it together while you still can.”

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Thane and Ester definitely get jealous, and they hate it too. They’re nepo babies who get everything they want, and they’ve never had to share before, so if you even hint that you like someone else, they get real pissed REAL fast. It’s a serious problem, too. With how much television, gaming, and internet content they consume, you would have figured that they understand the concept of a fictional crush, but they don't. You’ve watched hundreds of hours of television with Ester, but if you comment about how attractive the lead actor is, he gives you the death glare and turns off the TV. Thane gets so pissy when you talk about previous partners that you're basically forced to console him unless you want your arm broken. It sucks too because they don’t want to be jealous at all. Not only is it a sin, but it goes against everything they’ve ever known. If you're attempting to make them jealous on purpose for the sake of sex, it would be much safer for everyone to simply ask them for rough sex. Every time you get them jealous, you walk a thin line between getting fucked into next week and them conveniently forgetting to feed you for the next three days. Thane: “I DONT CARE! I don't care, I don't care, I don't care! Those stupid NPCs dont love you like me! Can’t they just take the L and fuck OFF- why do you still think about them! I don't care, I don't care, I don't care-” Ester: “Well, if that's how you feel, then you don’t need to be watching this. I didn’t give you TV privileges just to watch you simp over chopped guys.”

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

How they interact with you depends largely on whether they’ve kidnapped you or not. Before your abduction, they are fairly antagonistic, basically bullying you to get your attention as they slowly work out their feelings towards you. Once they realize their obsessive need to see you is love and not hatred, they decide to kidnap you and “make you pay.” They shift between being sadistic and doting, covering you with kisses one moment and degrading you the next. They just love you so much! They can’t help but love all sides of you, even the pathetic ones. It’s so embarrassing, though. They’ll lick your tears and get rock hard in those thin bodysuits they wear, and you have to pretend like nothing happened. (if you mention it they will jump on you.)   In very rare instances, when both of the angels are completely burned out, they act strangely indifferent to you. Ester will toss you a cheap microwave dinner and tell you to “entertain yourself”. They’re always so expressive, it's unnerving to see them so… blank. Any attempt to show them affection in this state will result in them shrugging you off. This usually happens after they get in trouble with their dad or- god forbid- they get in trouble about you. I wouldn’t worry too much- it usually goes away the next morning and they’re back to their normal antics.

Thane: “Can’t you just leave me alone… I dont wanna be with you every second of the god damn day.” Ester: “Go find something to do that isn’t bothering us.”

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

While I wish I could say these two are romantic savants who sweep you off your feet, they’re really not. They have as much rizz as a boy who pulls on girls' pigtails to get attention. While they’re definitely capable of showing affection, I don't think either of them has been in a relationship before. Angels usually mate for life once they find romantic partners, but Thane and Ester are both so young they honestly don't know where to start- and human courting is so much different from angel courting! Ester brings up the idea that you might like spending money like they do, so the next day they show up to your place and dump tons of human money onto you. You try to explain how complex human money is- and that if you spend a ton of cash, you're going to look suspicious to the IRS, but they are having none of it. They continue to make snide remarks. Saying that you look like you need the money, and how it was so hard watching you struggle to pay for actually nice clothes. They continue to follow you around before they kidnap you. You can’t actually tell if they like you during this period because all of their compliments are so backhanded. You wonder why they watch you in the first place if you're so “pathetic”.  Thane, in his attempt to impress you, throws out all of your old clothing and replaces it with fancy or unique clothing that he likes. Ester takes it upon himself to start making important life decisions on your behalf. He quits your job for you and deletes all of your social media accounts. You can’t help but get so frustrated! You scream at them and ask why they are so invested in someone they don’t even like, and they stare at you in blank shock…  They honestly don’t know why they care about you so much, why they jump through hoops just to see you every day, why they feel complete now that they’ve met you. They leave a minute later, and you honestly think that's the last you're going to see of them. You yelled so loudly at them. And you get the impression they hate being scolded. It isn’t until you wake up in an unfamiliar place, two angels at your side cooing over you, do you realize they won’t ever leave you alone.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

It's a known fact that these two are total crybabies when they're in trouble, and that extends to when they’re in hot water with you. The angels are plenty prideful, but that's not a mask they put on; they genuinely believe that they’re the best around, which is why it’s so painful when they get yelled at. In my opinion, while Thane and Ester do have plenty of sides to them, I don't think they have any “True Colors” besides the crybaby side they only show when they are scolded. They’re egotistical little shits inside and out. Thane: “This is so unfair! Those two cheugy angels need to team up with literal DEMONS to win against us and somehow we’re the bad guys?!” Ester: “Its… It’s not fair! We tried our hardest! They had to cheat to win!”

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

The brothers have different punishments depending on who you anger. If you anger one and attempt to bargain with the other in order to escape punishment, don’t expect to win. If you anger Ester and go beg Thane, He’ll likely convince his older brother to go easier on you, but unfortunately, that same trick does not work the other way around. There are very few things you could do to genuinely anger them. Any lashing out on your part usually results in them passive-aggressively cooing compliments at you, as if you were an adorable little kitten who decided to use its dull claws. They can restrain you in a matter of seconds with a simple, impossibly powerful grip on your wrist. What truly infuriates them is you hurting yourself or making escape attempts. Real punishments are often grueling, and the brothers aren’t above twisting an ankle or two for “your own good,” as they keep saying. Smaller, more petty punishments are common. The angels will occasionally do smaller punishments for petty reasons, but they’re honestly not much different from the regular antics they pull. It’s all fine and dandy until you refuse to play Thane’s game of “pull the slut on a leash” and then you find out your punishment for refusing is just the game again, but for longer. :(

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

As Ester and Thane slowly integrate themselves into your life, you find yourself losing more privileges as time goes on. Ester quits your job for you, Thane does your makeup and clothing- and after you're kidnapped, you're not allowed to leave the small church they call home while on earth. Everything is decided for you in the beginning; they want you to focus on them, so they do all the hard work for you!  Ester enjoys taking care of you, even if it’s only because he likes having control over you. He decides what you eat, what you can do with them during the day, and the content you consume. Once your house broken, they focus on giving you more choices, but they’re often too insignificant to matter. Forced dependence is a huge kink of theirs, and they simply adore it when you're so helpless~ Ester gets so happy when you start relying on him more; there's a big, annoying grin on his face when you ask him to pick something for you. The smallest things are up to him now, and he’s sure you’ll learn to enjoy it just as much as he does. After all, isn't it such a struggle to think for yourself? Just leave everything to your big, strong angels and you’ll be happy forever, yeah?

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Extremely. As mentioned previously in the punishment section, there's very little you could do to piss them off. Any breakdowns or lash outs you have are quickly solved with a firm grip on your neck and lots of kisses. They understand that angel courting habits are a tad more extreme than those of humans, but they have no problem waiting for you to love them in return. It’s funny because you expect the exact opposite; those stupid iPad babies typically lash out when they don’t get what they want when they want it. And if it were literally about anything else, then they totally would be huge babies about it- but this is about you. Angels mate for life, and they know they’ve found the one, so they’re more than willing to take their time with their darling. It’s not like they are going to die anytime soon, and with your soul being immortal, they can simply take you up to heaven and continue to love you there. Ester and Thane are stubborn at heart, but they also know they’ve got time, so why not simply enjoy the ride?

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Realistically speaking, the only way you could ever successfully escape is by dying and going to hell. It’s the one place they’ll never be able to go, but that doesn’t mean they’ll move on. Angels mate for life, and while thousands of people would kiss the ground they walk on, it's you or bust. They don’t want anyone else, and they’re willing to pull all the strings they physically can to get you back. They’ll beg their father and uncle to bring you to heaven, promising to be on their best behavior for the rest of their lives if it means they can just have this one good thing! Uncle Ramie and his brother can only take so much more of their constant begging, so they agree to bring you back. Once you’ve returned, they never let you out of their sight. Swearing up and down that they’ll protect you, but you can’t ever leave them like that again, okay?

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

Ester and Thane know that this kind of love isn’t normal for humans; they know that their love is painfully tight and suffocating, but that doesn't make them merciful. They can justify your punishments and injuries by saying it’s simply for your own good in the long term. But realistically, there's only so much mental gymnastics they can do before guilt starts to creep in. You didn’t ask for them to save you; you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. You sob and thrash whenever they hurt you, and a part of them can’t help but wince. Angels are supposed to be divine messengers of hope. They bring light and comfort to whoever they touch, and they’re hurting the one they care for the most… But it’s your fault. They were normal before they met you. Bringing divine punishment to whoever broke the laws of the heavenly kingdom. They’re the sheep dogs meant to protect the precious flock, but you're a lamb they can't help but tear open. You’ve ruined them, and the least you could do is let them ruin you. So, in short, no. They don’t feel guilty about abducting their darling. Any time they start feeling guilty, they immediately snap back to the mindset that you deserve this, even if you don’t. While they are willing to let you leave the house under supervision, it's a far cry from “letting you go”. The most you can hope for is the small periods of alone time when they’re forced to leave you in the house to fight ghosts.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Ester and Thane grew up getting whatever they wanted from their father and uncle. As the newest generation of angels, they get new tech, new clothes, new everything. They get anything they want, when they want it, but none of the flashy gadgets could ever fill the hole inside their hearts. They ignored it at first, and any emptiness they felt was simply boredom that could be filled with the next big thing. Thane filled his massive wardrobe with new and trendy clothes, and Ester continued to collect all sorts of ghost-killing gadgets; however,  it only got worse as time went on.  They were told they’ve been perfect since birth, god wouldn’t create them with flaws, that's what humans are for! It wasn’t until they met you that things just… clicked. They encountered thousands of humans before you; you shouldn’t matter, yet you do. Denying their advances only makes them want you more, and your savior angels quickly turn into little pests that no exterminator can remove.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Thane loves seeing all sides of you. He believes you shouldn’t have to hold back what you truly feel, and Ester says it’s okay to cry because they understand that all of this is stressful. They even encourage you to cry! Saying things about how holding your feelings in is only going to make things worse in the long term. While it seems like they’re trying to be genuine, they just want to see you cry to feed their GIANT dacryphilia kinks. Something inside them gets all excited whenever they see you cry. You've been inside too long, everything in this god forsaken church is so suffocating and tight, and you just wanna go outside, but you can't, so you just… Cry. You cry, and your mind betrays you, so you seek comfort in the arms of the very men who trap you. They are all you have, and they hold you so tight, cooing praise and insults as they lick and wipe the tears from your cheeks. You’ve been here so long you can’t even tell what day it is anymore, and you might be going crazy because how can their tight grip feel so comforting? They’ve hurt you so many times before, and you shouldn’t run to them, but you do. They lovingly pet you as they whisper sweet nothings. You accept their comfort without hesitation because you simply can’t find it anywhere else. No one would believe you. No one would take pity on you. Everyone wants the love of divine gods, so just suck it up. Their hard cocks pushing up against their thin bodysuits as they lead you to bed. Their words dance a thin line between sympathy and indifference as you get lost in the emotion of it all. They have so much love to give you, and you're done being alone in this huge church. After all, who would reject an angel?

Thane: “Shhhh… It’s okay. You cry so much it’s like you wanna turn me on. You were just made for us~ Our little heaven-sent slut. Perfect for us in every way… It’s okay, darling, just let it allll out.” Ester: “Not a single thought going through that pretty head of yours… You want us so badly you're not even fighting.”

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

This is the most headcannony thing so far, but they did turn Scanty and Kneesocks into a horse, so what if they could use transformation magic on you as well? They have all sorts of heavenly gadgets, there's gotta be at least one that turns you into a cute hybrid, right?  I feel like there could be plenty of misadventures with just that concept alone. What if you accidentally touched something meant to shrink down ghosts, and it shrank you down instead? Dating princes of heaven has its advantages, and all the places they can bring you is definitely one of them. Ever wanted to see France? Well, be a good girl and they’ll fly you to the tip of the Eiffel Tower. Maybe even give you their tips while you're at it. No, I’m totally not just thinking of ideas for future fics, what are you talking about?

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Trust. Exploit their trust, and you can escape much more easily. While true escape is impossible, you could hide from them for a few years if you're smart about it. Once they trust you enough, you will have plenty of opportunities to set up a proper escape attempt. The brothers are quick to trust you because they simply wish to be loved back. Don’t be too eager because that will simply make them suspicious, but if you can gain their favor at a moderate pace, then you’ll have access to resources you can use to hide from them long term. They’ll take off your tracking collar, and you’ll be able to leave the house on a regular basis. During that time, you can slowly but surely disable their security, but be aware that you’ll have to do plenty of sucking up during that time. While the brothers do yearn to have their affection reciprocated, they aren’t stupid. Be too obvious about sucking up, and they’ll catch on pretty soon that you're up to something. Even if they catch on, they won’t tell you at first, enjoying the opportunity to its fullest and sucking out every last bit of affection you're willing to offer. If you do end up succeeding, it could take them a while to find you. God is all-knowing, but he has way more important things to do than to track down a measly human for his nephews, so they have to go searching for you themselves. If you're smart about it and keep out of the public eye, you could stay hidden for years before they finally find you again. Let's just say I hope you enjoyed your alone time to the fullest because you're never escaping again with how feral they become. All of their angelic radiance is washed away; all that remains is the most pissed off men you’ve ever seen, and they’re going to make you pay for hurting them.

Thane: “You just really wanted to test our limits, didn’t you, bitch. We went half crazy trying to find you~ Don’t scare us like this again! If you apologize like your life fucking depends on it, we promise to only break half of your traitor body!”

Ester: “ You know that you deserve what happens next, right? Beg all you want, I’m not giving you a shred of mercy. Maybe we should just kill you. Take you to the one place you can never escape…”

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

They’ve hurt you plenty of times, and they won’t ever stop. Granted, most of the time, when they hurt you, it isn't on purpose; they’re simply too strong for their own good. They have a body made to go through concrete walls without a single scratch, so it’s only natural that their strength is too much for the human body to handle. Both of the brothers have to make a conscious effort to handle you gently unless they want to break a bone for the 20th time. Even something as simple as holding hands can result in broken fingers if they get too caught up in the moment. They were told long ago that angels should only mate with other angels because nothing else in this world could handle the love of a divine being, and they started getting well acquainted with that fact when they met you.  Ester and Thane dont relish in the act of hurting you, quite the opposite in fact. They cringe every time they hear the soft cracking of bones or your yelps of pain when they pull a muscle. They don’t wanna hurt you, but they can’t help but be fascinated by it. You cry whenever you're in pain, and it’s so easy for you to be in pain… A tiny papercut to them could be a stab wound to you. Your being is so brittle, and they’re so rough- your humanity is so startlingly real, they start to recognise how fragile humanity truly is.  You could never defend yourself against a ghost if you needed to, you can’t even defend yourself against other humans. You must feel so scared, you poor thing. They’ll do everything they can to protect you. No one would dare set foot in their cathedral, not one guarded by the princes of heaven. So just let them nurse you back to health while you take it easy, okay? They’ll bandage you up, and then you can all watch some TV together on the couch. You can’t fight back like this, so it’s the perfect opportunity for some kisses and cuddles. Thane: “I know you won't be able to walk anywhere for a while, but your legs were useless anyway. I’ll let you sit on my lap while we watch the movie! You’d like that, wouldn't you?” Ester: “We got carried away again… It’s alright, I’ll carry you to where you need to go. Let's just relax and give you a moment to chill out.”

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

While they do love and appreciate you, it’s impossible for them to see you as an equal. They’ve had it repeated to them since birth that angels are superior to everyone else, and that they’re the best angels of them all. With that being said, I don’t think they view you as a pet either; to them, you're simply a human. It’s their purpose to protect you, but you could never stand as their equal. They're destined to help rule over the divine kingdom of heaven, and you're fated to simply be a resident, one of millions. Don’t be fooled, however. You may be a human, but you’re their human, and they would do anything for you.  Your bond with them is forbidden, looked down upon by everyone they’ve ever known. If it ever got out that they had fallen in love with a human, then they would be banished from heaven. Fined an impossible amount, so they spend the rest of their days killing ghosts and trying to pay it off. While they would be extremely upset, they also wouldn’t let you go. They know it sounds really fucking cheesy, but they think you're worth falling for. Just don’t make them say it again, or they might actually throw up.

Thane: “I’d do anything for you… Really! I mean it.”

Ester: “I hear if you kiss an angel, you get a hundred years of happiness. Wanna try it out?”

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

They don’t even realize their pining before they snap. After a few chance encounters with you, they simply cannot get you out of their head. They’ve got time to kill, so they annoy you when they're not hunting ghosts. They flit about with you, going from place to place as you make conversation with them. They make up all sorts of excuses to be with you, even though they can’t really understand why they want to be around you in the first place. At first, they thought you might be some kind of succubus that put a spell on them, sent from hell to distract heaven's finest soldiers from their duties. The next week, they claim you're actually another angel in disguise sent to test their loyalty to the kingdom- oh, and your personal favorite was the time they claimed that you were actually a human witch who sold their soul for eternal beauty. Eventually, they stopped trying to prove you guilty of some invisible crime and simply claimed you were a toy to play with until they got bored. You should be relieved they’ve stopped hunting you, but the alternative wasn’t much better. You could only take so much of the whiny valley girl with a mullet and the arrogant asshole with a bowlcut. They try to help you, but every “miracle” only makes your life harder. Your boss hates you because the higher-ups like you more than him, despite you doing nothing to earn their favor. Thane single-handedly replaced your entire wardrobe with luxury brand clothing that you didn’t need, which might seem great until you realize that his definition of style only includes tight spandex and bodysuits. Ester takes it upon himself to make your life easier, paying for everything you need or want at the drop of a hat. It sounds nice until the little friend group you managed to get into suddenly abandons you because they think you're secretly a sugar baby (and they're really jealous). Eventually, you snap and yell at them. Why do they care so much if you’re just a toy? Can’t they find someone else to play with?!  Why do they even care about you!

Then they snap.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

The goal for them is to break you. Not completely, considering they like it when you have a little fight left. But if the only way for you to love them is for you to be broken, then they simply think of it as something that needs to be done. While they do have slight brat kinks, they like it much better when you’re all soft and pliant for them. There's nothing they like more than a teary-eyed darling that they can bend to their will. Once they think your house broken, they let you outside the church more often. Keeping you inside was a tactic they used to get you to only think about them, but now that you love them back, they have no issue letting you explore a little. After a while, you learn to find comfort in the pain. Ester and Thane are all you have, all you will ever have, so you simply learn to embrace their affection. Everything about them is so rough. So dominating and so complete. You struggled at first, but now you don’t want to be anywhere except in between them. The outside world was so cruel; the corruption of man spread to every corner in Daten city. You began to lose hope of ever finding true happiness… But Ester and Thane saved you. They saved you out of the kindness of their hearts, and now you can rest in eternal bliss at their side. You don’t need anyone else. You don’t want anyone else.

Bill Dickey

Bill's seen you around before at school, but he didn't really pay you any mind. He thought you were cute, but he brushed you off as some dumb bimbo that wouldn't blink twice at him. That was until you two were paired together for a group project.

At first, he was majorly bitchy. Kept whining about how he had to do the project with some stupid bitch that doesn't know her right from her left (his words). That was until the dream.

He was having one of his usual Startrek dreams where he was the hero, but instead of his usual damsel in distress, it was you. After that, Bill got more reserved around you, yet he was kinder. Rather than bitching every time you messed up on the project, he just kindly corrected you.

Over the next few days, you two sort of start to become closer. This is because Bill is lowkey plottin on you, and he finally found his chance to meet up with you outside of school when you mention how you're struggling with science.

"Omg, your soo good at this, i like cant get stoichi-whatever it's called" "Stoichiometry? It's so simple. If you want, I could tutor you outside of class" "Omg really?? You're like such a life saver Billy!" "Well I can have a stupid lab partner. You want to meet up at my place to do it?" "Oh def!!"

When the day finally arrives, at first, he was incredibly excited that he managed to find a way to get you over to his place, but then he realized... you're going over to his house. Where were you two meant to study? It cant be his room because he keeps all his superhero memorabilia up there and he doesn't want to risk you breaking it, and it definitely cant be the living room cause what is his stupid sister tries to interrupt you two. no he cant have that. His third and final option is the basement. It's a bit messy from the last time he and the gang had their meeting, but he thinks that if he tries hard enough he can clean it before you come over.

You get there, and now you're being tutored by bill. The chance to mansplain basic info to some pretty chick is majorly stroking his ego. You two are sitting on the couch in the basement with quite a bit of distance between you, but any time you ask for major help, he doesn't hesitate to lean all the way over to help correct you. His face is RED by time he's done you're so pretty up close and you smell so nice.

Over time, even once the project is done, the study sessions become a regular thing between you two, and it is NOT good for him. He's counting down the seconds until the next time he can get you into his basement. He can't stop thinking about you. Your voice, your smell, your lips. He'll never admit it, but he's OBSESSED. All that he's thinking about while tutoring you is the way that your lips would feel pressed against his. He's convinced you're a witch. That's gotta be the only explanation. There's no other reason he would be this obsessed with a woman. You have to have put some spell on him. You know what breaks all spells? A kiss. He's managed to convince himself that maybe if he kisses you, the illusion that your so... perfect, will leave him. And that's just what he plans to do at your next study session.

Here you two are again, same couch, same people, same reason, but everything feels different. You cant quite place what it is, but something about Bill is off today. Not in a bad way, but maybe he's a bit cleaner. Like he put a bit more effort into getting ready. Strange. Maybe you'll ask him about it.

While you're over there trying to place what seems so different, bill is trying to work up the balls to kiss you. He's convinced that whatever you've done to him will fade once he does it. He wont be so enamored by your laugh, and the way that your hair falls to frame your face. By the way that he can smell whatever new perfume you've decided to try, and the soft giggle you let out when you don't quite understand what he's saying. But what if it doesn't work. What if these feelings magnify ten fold after the kiss. What is he to do... He might as well just go for it and pray that he returns to normal. What he didn't realize is that he's staring at you while contemplating what to do.

"Hey Billy are you o-mph!" He cuts you off with a kiss. Its sloppy, and he tries to go in with too much tongue way too fast, trying to emulate what he's seen from his crappy pornos. Once he pulls away, both of you are a bit out of breath. You let out a little giggle at the dazed look on his face. "I was wondering when you were finally gonna kiss me"

Jerry Stokes

You and Jerry have lived next door to each other since before you could remember. He's always been sort of a shy kid, and you quite the opposite, but you two were forced to hang out with each other often enough as children that you two grew rather close. I suppose over the years, a distance has grown between the two of you, well with him hanging out with the club more and you with your more popular friends, but your mother has recently insisted that you stay at the Stokes place while she's out of town for a weekend trip.

You don't mind it much, thinking of it as a chance to reconnect with an old friend. Jerry also didn't mind it, well that was at first. This was until Bill and the rest of the gang got to him "You cant have a girl stay at your place" "god does she even know anything about lotr. she'll totally just mess up your stuff" "who knows, that girl's like stupid, maybe he'll get lucky" these, among many other claims are made by his little friend group. He tries his best to brush these comments off, but he's a bit worried. What if you two no longer have anything in common. What if he makes a fool of himself in front of you. He has always had a small crush on you, maybe this is his chance. His racing thoughts got cut off when he heard the doorbell ring 'shit its her'

He can hear you and his mom chatting down stairs, just basic stuff like "how have you been" "its been so long" and the likes. He overhears his mom call him downstairs and rushes down

"Hi Jer! I feel like we haven't talked in like agessss, what have you been up to?" "H-hey y/n.. uhh I haven't been doing much.."

His mom urges you two upstairs so you can catch up. At first it's a bit awkward, but then you start talking about some fashion magazine that you had been reading and its as though you two never stopped hanging out. He doesn't quite follow everything your saying, not knowing the difference between a halter top and a Henley, nevertheless, he smiled seeing the way that your eyes sparkled. Seeing how animated you got while talking about your interests. During your time apart, he had forgotten about how your smile could light up a room, but now that seems to be all he could focus on.

Over the short weekend, you two become closer than ever. He cant help but notice the way that you flutter your eyes at him when he talks about his interests. He finds everything that you do to be so cute, I suppose his old crush hit him hard. The weekend begins to come to an end, but a few hours before you leave, you remember something. An excuse to talk to Jerry more. Homecoming. You figure that if you ask him and he isn't busy, you two can hang out there and have a good time.

"hey Jer" "What's up y/n?" "Do you like.. have a date to hoco?" "Ah no.. parties aren't really my thing" "Awww, i was totally gonna ask if you wanted to like go with me or something"

He chokes when he hears you say that. There's no way his childhood crush is asking him to homecoming. He stutters out something along the lines of "Well I wouldn't mind going if it was with you.." "Great, then its a date!"

Whelp, now Jerrys out of commission. His brain short circuited hearing you say those words "its a date" did you mean that in the simple phrasing, or did you mean that its a DATE kind of date. Before he got the chance to ask, you hear the doorbell ring and your mother downstairs here to pick you up.

"Well, looks like I gotta go.. Ughhh I was having so much fun hereee, We should like totally do this again!!" "Y-yeah"

He's still so shocked that he barely processes your kiss to his cheek as you leave. All he can think about is the way that you looked staying at his house for the short weekend, whishing it lasted longer.

As the days passed, you two were back in school. You waved at each other in the halls, even going so far as to say high to each other. Doesn't seem so shocking, but its more than you two did previously. You started actually hanging out at his place again, realizing how much you two missed each other. You two eventually get closer, but Jerry still is unsure whether or not you consider your homecoming date to be an actual date. He certainly wants it to be, but do you?

Jerry is counting down the days until the dance, and wouldn't you know, its finally arrived. He's sweating BAD. He doesn't know what to do, he's worried that this was somehow just some cruel joke, but all of his fears melt away when he sees you in your dress. You're the most stunning woman he's ever laid his eyes on. Now, he has a whole new set of fears. 'What if he looks stupid standing next to you. ''What if you think he-' you cut off his racing thoughts

"You look very handsome today Jer!" "You do too. I mean- You look beautiful, not handsome- not that women cant be handsome but-" Your laughter cuts him off "You're so cute y'know" "bidibidibidi, okay buck!"

He freezes. There's no way that the hottest girl he knows just called him cute and THAT was his response. He wants to crawl into a hole and die, but you grab his hand and lead him into the school gym. At first, you two just sit around and talk but then your favorite song comes on.

"OMG i LOVE this songgg!! We HAVE to dance" "I don't know.. I don't really do dancing" "Come onnnnn its gonna be so funnn. Please Jerrr"

He cant resist the way that you look at him, so he gives in. You two dance for a while, but then the up beat pop songs switch to a more slow, romantic kind of vibe. Jerry contemplates going to sit back down, but then you pull him in. You place his hands on your waist, while you wrap yours around his neck. He wonders if you can feel him trembling under your gaze. If you can tell that he's freaking out at the closeness of your proximity. Your scent overwhelms his senses and all he can think about is you. He decides he's finally gonna do it. He's gonna lean in and kiss you, but that's when the genres switch again. You pull away, complaining about your heels making your feet hurt. Damn.. he missed his chance. You can tell that he's a bit sulky after the dance, but you assume its because he still wanted to dance

"Come on Jer, we can go back to dancing in a bit, I just need a moment to rest" "Alright.."

The dance finally comes to an end. You two walk home together, and you stop in front of your house to talk for a bit before you head in and he goes home.

"It's getting late, I guess it's time for me to go" "Without a kiss goodbye? what kind of a date is this"

He stops in his tracks. So this WAS a date, and she WANTS you to kiss her. He turns back to face you and he begins to lean in. He pauses a bit halfway, but you don't hesitate to meet him in the middle. It was simply a quick peck, yet Jerry swears he felt fireworks.

"That's much better"

He stumbles off back to his house as he hears you say goodnight.

Pete Dinuzio

Pete had no intention of falling for you. It started off as a bet between the group. Pete claimed that he would be able to make out with one of the ditzy popular girls before the end of the month. That's how he met you.

He's had his eye on you for a short while. but never planned on talking to you. You were just good fuel for his late night fantasies, but when the bet was made, he decided he simply couldn't miss his chance at you. Even with all your pink, he sees a Scream pin on your backpack. Bingo. That's his in. His conversation starter. He waits until he catches you alone to talk to you about it.

"So.. you like Horror movies?" he nods towards your pin "Oh totally!!! I think they're like majorly cool, but they give me the wiggins haha" "Then how did someone like you sit through Scream?" "oh well.. I started it cause my friends told me that Bill and Stu were like majorly hot, I was like majorly freaked the whole time I watched it though. I like cant watch horror movies by myself or else I get suuuuuper paranoid"

You couldn't make this any easier for him. Over time, he keeps approaching you to make conversation. You two actually begin to become rather close friends, close enough to where you're willing to be seen outside of school with him. Its nearing the end of the month, and he doesn't want to lose this bet, so he invites you over for a movie night.

"I don't know Pete, I'm gonna like shriek and its gonna be so embarassinggg" " Come on man, you have nothing to worry about, I'm gonna be right next to you the whole time" "Okayyy, but don't get mad when I have nightmares, its gonna be your fault" "I could never get mad at you doll" "Haha You gotta cool it with that nickname Pete" "Never"

This comes as a surprise to him. He actually meant those words. "I could never get mad at you." I suppose over these past few weeks, he's gotten rather attached to you. I suppose its become a bit more serious than just a little bet to him. Maybe this was a bad idea, what if you find out that it was just a bet. Well i guess there's little chance of that. What if you don't want to kiss him and you hate him after this.. Eh you're just some dumb bimbo, it's not like it matters if you two are friends after this right?

He gets his house ready, luckily for him, his brothers and his dad are out of the house for now so he wont have to deal with them coming over and messing things up. He planned to get this kiss by the end of the night and he has it planned perfectly. He's gonna smoke some, offer some to you, play some horror film he has laying around, and you'll be so scared that you'll turn to him for comfort. Once you've calmed down, you'll realize how brave he is and you'll kiss him. Easy. It's foolproof, nothings gonna mess it up.

The doorbell rings.

Pete makes sure that everything's where he needs it to be. Its all perfect so he opens the door

"Hey y/-" "Hey Pete! I hope you don't mind that I brought some friends along with me.. I thought it would be nice if we had a few more people!"

It's ruined. Now he's gotta come up with a new plan. What were you thinking bringing three of your friends over, now he's never gonna win the bet...

You all come inside and settle down, you next to Pete, your friends kinda just on the couch by y'all. Some of them mutter about how the place reeks of weed, but you tell them to be nice.

"Sooo what movies are we gonna watch Pete?" " Oh well I was thinking we could start with a classic, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, then we could do Black Christmas, and maybe Hellraiser." "Sounds awesome, I'll try not to get too scared" "You can hold onto me if you get to frightened" "Maybe I'll take you up of that offer"

Okay, this isn't totally ruined, maybe he can get you alone later, or maybe your friends will leave or fall asleep and then you two can have a chance alone.

He starts up a movie, and he keeps glancing at you through the corner of his eye. You seem so interested. You go on about how you feel bad about how they're treating Franklin. He thought it was so cute how worked up you got over some fictional guy. He wonders if you would feel bad for him when he got harassed at school.

Around 30 minutes into the second film, your friends drag you into another room. Pete tries his best to listen in without making it too obvious. He hears them complaining about how boring this is and saying they want to leave. He hears you begin your words of protests but your friends cut you off saying that either you can stay or you can go with them but either way they're leaving.

Pete's given up, its clear that his plan was a bust and he's going to have it held over his head by his friends for the next millennia. He sees you guys coming out and your friends heading for the door, but you're walking over to the couch. What, are you going to give him some dumb excuse as to why you have to leave? He's surprised when you sit down next to him.

"Apparently, they had some curfiew" "And you don't?" "Luckily, I told my parents about my plans and they were cool with me staying as long as I want" "So you still want to stay, Doll?" "Of course I do, I'm having a great time with you, Petey!"

The plan is back on, but now Pete isn't as sure that he should stick to it exactly. Rather than trying to coerce you into kissing him, he decides to just let the night go how it wants, and if the time feels right, he'll lean in.

You two got 45 minutes into the third movie before you stopped paying attention to the film, both to enamored with talking to each other to pay attention to what's going on, Kirsty Cottons screams being rather nice background noise to your conversation.

"You're saying that you would rather be stalked by Candyman than Ghostface?" "I'm saying I'd rather be stalked by neither, but at least I know who Candyman is, Ghostface could be anyone, it could be my father!" "But your father could be easier to get away from than some ghost!" "Yeah.."

You notice the way that Pete's face falls when you bring up his father, so you try your best to change the subject.

"Okay, fuck marry kill... Pinhead, Bubba Sawyer, and Nosferatu" "...Can I kill them all??" "Noooo you have to play alonggggg" "Fine, ill fuck pinhead cause you know hes gotta be into some weird shit" "Are you into weird shit?" "Only if you are"

you let out a giggle at this, so Pete assumes his charms are working

"Okay, getting back on track, what about the other two?" "I'd marry Bubba Sawyer, less money to have to spend on meat" "So you're killing Nosferatu??" "Would you not?" "Eh, I suppose out of those three I'd kill him too." "Exactly!"

As your conversation begins to fade, Pete sees you looking at his lips. He decides that now is his chance, so he leans in and kisses you. At first you start to pull away in shock, but then you decide to deepen the kiss.

Pete is ecstatic, it's better than he ever could've imagined, but something feels wrong. He kissed you, but he won the bet. What if word gets back to you on this. I suppose that's just an issue for another day

Josh Levy

Josh was in shock when he first saw you in Joes. He was convinced you've gotta be lost. Boy did you look it, but you still perused the shelves with a determined look on your face. He wondered what someone like you could be in here for, while he was busy thinking, you noticed him and your face lit up. You begun to walk up to him, but at first he ignored you because he was convinced you had to be trying to get someone else's attention, that was until he heard

"Hey! we go to the same school right?? I think I have you in social studies... You're like... Josh right?"

he looks as though you've just thrown a bunch of freeze potions on him the way that the man stood still when he heard you say his name

"I.. Is that not your name? If it isn't then I'm like so sorry, I've never been too good with names-" "No, Josh is right" "Oh radical! I was just wondering if you could like help me find the latest Star Wars volume? My little brother is like totally into it and his birthday is coming up soon so I thought it would be like so bitchin if I could buy him a copy for his birthday!" "I-uhm I could definitely help you find it" "Awesome! You're a total lifesaver Joshie!!"

Even while dazed that you're actually talking to him, he manages to help you find the right comic you're looking for. You decide to ask for his number just in case you need more nerd help for your brother, maybe you could even ask for some comic recommendations for him!

While you're overjoyed that you found someone that could help you out with your little brothers interests, Josh is stunned that a hot chick like you asked for his number. HIS. He's convinced that this has gotta be some sort of prank.

He rushes straight home because he's realized he's running late to the club meeting. They'll shit their pants when he tells them about this interaction. The only thing is, they don't believe him. You got his number, but he didn't manage to get yours. They, being the high school boys that they are, decide to make fun of him. That is, until you talk to him in school. You stopped him in the hallway early morning while he was talking to his friends.

"OMG Josh thank you for your help before! He was like so psyched when I gave him his present!!" "I'm happy to help"

And then you threw your arms around him. You're hugging him. In public. In school. In front of his friends. I guess they cant make fun of him for making up a girl anymore.

You wave goodbye and run off towards your friends before he can fully process the hug, that's when he hears the bell ring. I suppose he's gotta go to class.

Later that day, you decided to give him a call.

"Who is this?" "Hey Josh, its me y/n! I like totally forgot to call you before, I was so busy with my brother's birthday and spending time with my family, y'know?" "Its fine, did you need something"

Little did you two know, that conversation of yours would last literal hours, you two only realized it when you noticed that the moon was out.

Over the weeks, you and Josh began to get closer, he even went to your house once or twice. You loved the way that he got along with your brother, talking about Doctor Who and Star Trek. It's nice to see your younger brother getting along with someone, and Josh certainly does look cute when he's using his little nerd terms, he even learned.. what was it.. Klingon? God he's such a dweeb. But he's your dweeb.. Well, not YOUR dweeb, but like a dweeb that you're friends with. Right. Just friends.

Its just another day where Josh came over to your place, and you two are just hanging out in the living room with the TV on. It was playing Sabrina the Teenage Witch. You had originally turned the show on to introduce Josh to one of your favorite shows, but then he started talking about how the cat reminded him of some creature from the X-Files. God he's so cute when he's talking about the little shows he's into. Oh my.. you're totally into this dork.

"I could totally kiss you right now" "and then they- wait what..?"

Holy shit... you just said that out loud. You told him you could kiss him. I mean you totally would if he wanted to but like what if he didn't. Come on y/n he's just staring at you, you've gotta say something

"I said I could like totally kiss you right now" "O-Oh"

Okay and you doubled down. What's the worst that could happen. he could reject you. Maybe he isn't into you the way you're into him, but there's no way it'll become too awkward if he isn't right?

While you're freaking out, so is he.

She likes me. She likes ME. I mean I would definitely kiss her too. I guess i could tell her that. But what if she's joking. His thoughts are erratic. He can feel his palms getting sweaty and his mouth getting dry. He cant leave you hanging, he's gotta say something.

"I wouldn't mind it if you kissed me..." "Really?" "Really."

Your eyes begin to flutter close as you begin to lead forward, his mind is racing but all the thoughts stop when your lips touch. All he can think about now are how soft your lips are and how sweet you smell.

You pull away. He has a look of disbelief on his face

"God the guys aren't going to believe this" "You're such a dork!"

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