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Hey I've left asks on Ryker's account but he's inactive or just ignoring them or something but is he okay? I saw he reblogged the ask you got about him but that's all he's really done recently. I don't know how to reach out because I'm not really close or anything. I've wanted to join the Vortex on Discord again but I didn't like a few people in there and the way they spoke over him and over other people, so I can't really contact him either but I think you guys are close or something.
just because i walk ryker around on a leash doesn't mean i own him. if he isn't responding to your anons that means that he doesn't want to talk to random people about personal things!
he's busy enough as it is, man and i'm certainly not his secretary.
Genuinely can people leave my fucking friends alone. How parasocial can you get. I am no one important for you to be fussing over especially if I don't even know you.
Leave Spidey alone. The amount of anons people leave them about me is annoying & fucking weird. Anon, you're a fucking weirdo I mean it. I am not your fucking friend & I am sick of this. If you neeeeed so desperately to know about me—ask ME.
But I'd rather you didn't. If you're the same person whose been begging me for weeks to write you specific Adrian smut—no. I write when I want to I am not your content machine. Now get the fuck out of my mate's anons, thanks.
vent incoming because im fucking sick of this shit atp
scroll if you'd like but i AM sick of the amount of people that seem to think that someone being on the ace spectrum = lack of sex drive / romantic feelings.
ACE PEOPLE CAN BE PERVERTS.
i am a pervert, and i'm proud of it too. i keep seeing people pull this card on characters such as adrian chase and ryland grace, removing CANON evidence of characters like them actively enjoying sexual activities and romantic interactions (adrian engaging in a threesome, getting upset that he wasnt invited to an orgy, and grace with his ex etc etc) just to fit them into a stereotypical box that media has made asexuality into.
we can have sex drives, we can love just as much as everyone else does. we can want everything while also choosing to do it in a DIFFERENT matter. its a spectrum for christs sake.
being asexual, ace, aroace etc DOES NOT ALWAYS EQUAL 'i hate sex' 'i dont like love' 'i dont feel it', people FEEL DIFFERENTLY we dont always feel the same way, i for example definitely am different to other people on the ace spectrum and thats okay.
so to the people who ARENT on the spectrum, STOP commentating on characters sexuality when you dont know SHIT about said sexuality. its embarrassing, do your research before you speak please!!
and remember, living a pervert life is a GOOD life. and i will not be ashamed of that.
You should know that Ryker is literally evil and you shouldn't even talk to him. He's trying to ruin people businesses!! He's a literal monster, he'll hurt you too. That's what happens when you date someone with ASPD all of them are evil fucked up manipulators! Like ANTI SOCIAL IS IN THE NAME!!! People like that can't change he's heartless you you should see this now. He's dirty and he'll infect you too the hasn't already! He's probably already in your head and you don't even know it!
villiainizing someone's disorder that they can't control is genuinely FUCKING disgusting. i know who sent this and both of you + whatever yall are doing are genuinely gross asf. jump in traffic.
AAAHHHH his aspd is SO realistic it feels like ryker is coming inside of me!!!!!!!
Keep in mind, this is from a boy who is actively in a online relationship with a woman who is already in a relationship in real life. To call me evil for something I can't help whilst intentionally involving yourself in something you CAN HELP? Wild. And you both wonder why you can't keep friends—yet the anti-social guy can.
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It hurts to know that when you sucked my creativity out for your own selfish greed & used my energy to gain success from my ideas—you still celebrate whenever you think of something new. As if the remains of what was left of me haven't been the thing fuelling you this entire time, as if the fumes you run on aren't leftovers of my mind.
If I see that you have once again used the words that I once I sang to you to entertain the masses like those notes are your own to share—be forewarned success is not what you'll accomplish. A short lived spark, it'll be your last one. I loved you. But you can't even say sorry.
Content Wanring: Gay Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Creampie, MLM, Cis On Trans, 69, Oral Sex
Going to the lakehouse with Adrian whose mostly excited because he'll get to see cool birds & animals & he wants to show you around & teach you things. But eventually you end up on the jetty with him nearby the boathouse where he gets almost too turned on when you ask to rub him down with tanning oil. He rubs you down too, but neglects to mention that he really wants in your pants.
He doesn't ask not because he's being creepy but because he knows you—knows if you don't want to he'll get a slap for this. But you do, so his big, oily hand slips down into your swimmers as he plays with your pussy & holds you back against his chest with his other arm making sure you can't squirm away from his fingers.
Proceeding that—that man goes to town in the munch department. He loves eating you up, licking, sucking, fingering you at varying paces whatever he can make you make those noises that make his cock throb & his pretty face contort into that happy surprise every time he does something right. He's an overachiever & makes sure that you cum twice before he finally focuses on himself.
His body on yours—it's slick & hot from the sun, firm & soft at the same time. Asking you to please give him head, he doesn't just ask he begs, pleads you, needy & whiny saying if you do it for him he'll keep eating you out—& he does, & every time you take him in your mouth he's shaking, petting your head & showing his appreciation by eagerly lapping at you as if he's dying of thirst.
When the sex comes—he moves like he's scared to hurt you. He knows he's a got a big fucking dick, he knows not everyone can take it. At first, on your sides so you can be fully open to him. When he's confident, missionary is where he gains a bit more speed & planks over you braced on his forearms & shaking as he sweats & smiles down at you whenever you moan. His hips move as do waves; rolling in & out making sure to grind his short pubic hair into your most sensitive places until you're shaking as much as he is.
Finishing in prone—butt up for him so he can fuck himself silly using your body moving faster & harder. His thumb grazes along the inside of your crack lashing to brush the pucker there. Your body has been used to the pounding, with the sudden pause & his slick thumb rubbing circles around the sensitive ring of flesh your burning body under the sun & the heat of his own flushes upon the realistion. Adrian is utterly fascinated with your asshole.
"I read something," The moment he speaks you know you're in for a rude surprise. Whenever he informs of you something he's read you know deep in your heart of hearts it's some god damn fucking bullshit he's done half an amount of research on then decided to guess the rest. "About trans guys? About... inside."
His thumb presses into you just enough the pressure makes you clench—hard, choking his cock earning a heavy throb inside you as a weight pulling down at your pelvis leaving you breathless & whining, trying to wriggle to get him moving but the panting, sweating, foggy-glasses man simply takes several quick hard breaths as he adjusts his glasses, sniffles, & keeps his focus on your ass.
"You guys grow prostates, right? Or, they kind of spawn in?" You're sorely mistaken this time—Adrian's actually correct about something for once. Now his thumb is carefully slipping into you with hips bowing forward at the same time easing discomfort to trade it for pleasure. "Can I find it? Can I... touch it? I promise it'll be nice! Hey, maybe next time you can find mine? I'll let you peg me if you let me fuck your ass?"
You can't help but to give in to his proposal. He's already in you, he already feels so damn good that a now just can't seem to form on your lips. Besides—as you begin to open your mouth, Adrian's thumb decides that inside your ass is the perfect place to nestle. It's thick, slick, warm & whilst your mouth is already hanging open all he draws out of you a deep low moan. That digit works to stretch you, twisting & pressing definitely searching for that sweet little button he knows you have.
It's not before long that both his thumbs are opening you wide, massaging the rim as his filling oh so ever wonderful shaft that stretches the front of you keeps moving—fucking you in deep firm strokes hitting that core of nerves until you're left drooling against the towel. The hypnotic motions leave you barely even registering when he's pulled out, pressed at the back, but you do feel a dribble of sun-warmed oil pouring down your lower back & inside you.
At the same time, he begin to enter you. It's slow but once he's seated he can't control the pace. "You're ass is so fuckin' tight babe—oh my fucking god you feel good. Fuuuck, my boy... I need to cum! God I need to cum... am I hitting that spot, babe? Fuck, please tell me I'm hitting it because I can't hold it in~!"
Whining as he begins begging for you to please, please let him finish inside. Of course you say yes & when the final throws he pushes his whole weight onto you & stills himself deep at that glorious simultaneous orgasm—whimpering & kissing all over your neck & shoulders showering so many compliments all over you that it's bordering on overstimulating.
"I love you, my good boy, the best boy, my sweetest thing oh good god I love you... my bay boy you're so sexy, so handsome, so sweet..."
It's so sudden when he suddenly pulls out, leaving you barely recovered he gets up, runs down the jetty as he dives over screaming about how awesome sex is & disappears into the cold water eventually asking you to join. But you'd rather just watch him swim.
hiii sorry i'm too nervous to do this via discord, but this person https://necrophilicmuse.tumblr.com/?source=share who goes by krewa on discord and is in your discord now was kicked out of another ac discord for harassing trans people in there and i don't feel comfortable interacting with them being in the vortex server. you don't need to post this, i just wanted to let you know and i swear i'm not trying to stir up trouble, i think there are some moots in your server who may have been in the other server when this happened.
Hi Jade. A little tip for next time—remember that we have logs turned on in the server & we are aware it was you that sent this ask. Secondly, if you have problems with someone, you need to DM evidence of said transphobia to the correct source. I'm certain you used that line knowing that I myself am a trans man & we're likely hoping I would act on a whim—but I do not act on random hearsay without evidence.
Lastly, it is suspicious that you said this, couldn't step forward when I addressed it, left immediately & then blocked all the staff when we tried to contact you about this concerning query. If this other member truly was as evil as you say, you would be wanting justice, not running away & hiding when asked to provide the proof.
Do not waste my time again. Thanks. If anyone does happen to have evidence of this, please come forward immediately.
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I want to write more kink-centered content. Thoughts?
I love writing mildly distressing yet sexually gratifying content. My "fake hostage" scenario really brought me back to my perverted roots & whilst I love fluffy cutesy smut where Adrian is all gentle & tender—I lowkey really want to just write something rough & dirty, a little taboo, a little scary, sprinkle in fear with arousal & some decently planned out kinks. Maybe I'll post my primal play blurb soon. Or do y'all fuck with watersports? Questions, questions...
We shouldn't be doing this... but god, you are too damn good to be true & so I must.
Content Warnings: Couch sex, Spooning, Spooning Sex, Adrian Chase Is Pathethic, Whining, Humping, Creampie.
He knows it's bad; you know it's bad too. Everyone's right there on the floor while you agreed to share the couch together. It's starts subtle, facing him, Adrian constantly shifting trying to get comfortable in the meantime you're complaining quietly that he's too hot & too squirmy. Adrian speaks to you through gritted teeth trying to be quiet & yet what comes out is a hissed:
"It's not my fault you're giving me a boner! Can you scoot back?!"
His words make you tense, shiver, the mere concept that you are giving Adrian fucking Chase a hard on is one you can't wrap your head around. It's probably the close proximity, likely the sensation of your warmth. Flipping over to face away doesn't help it just gives him access to your ass. Access that then grants him permission to hump you when you wriggle back against him—totally not intentionally or anything!
It progresses, you ask if he wants to put it between your legs & his eager nodding shakes the whole couch. Breathing on the back of your neck pressing warm sticky lips there with every inhale of his sounding uneven—he can barely catch his breath & you haven't even done anything to him. He keeps whispering to you, just one word: "Please." He says it like it's the only word he remembers.
Once you finally let him rest between the apex of your thighs & rut himself into oblivion, you can feel Adrian leaking all over your underwear. His arms around you pin you tight to his chest—a seatbelt locking you in where he can rub & with some spit & sweat Adrian finds a heavenly beat. In the dark beneath the blanket all you can hear is his cock popping in & out from between your thighs.
Turned on, desperate, you shift to move your underwear slightly. Just enough so he can slip inside. The noise that follows when he makes contact it low bordering gutteral, enough that Adrian must bite down on the back of your neck so he doesn't wake the entire team.
"S-so... warm... f-fuck—might cum, I might cum. Is that okay? Can I cum? God you feel like velvet, silk, f-fucking wet rayon—gnnn-ahhh I want inside please, please inside you please let me—hahh... let me inside?"
As he begs the tip is already nudging. He's pulling back & trying to push inside, trying so hard just to poke at least the tip—that keeps sliding to your most sensitive peak when he pops out & misses—into you. You give in, lift your leg, & Adrian's jerky motion spears him about halfway instantly. It hurts deliciously, it makes you yelp, but he squeezes tighter. Now it's "thank you" he only seems to know how to say. Rocking & pushing digging deeper & deeper until he's seated inside. The excitement is exquisite, he's pulsing so heavy, so thick, stretching you out in ways you've never known & shifting your body until you're half-prone on the couch with an arm & leg dangling.
His humping turns needy. A rhythm of fucking you in deep short strokes & bouncing his cockhead off your cervix. You're certain at this point if anyone woke up all they would hear are the dull thudding sounding of hips to fabric & your incessant whines that you bury into the pillow. Inside you burns, he moves too fast & too good, whimpering until each noise dissolves into a steady string of low throaty growls. Until they stop.
They stop because they turn into a strangled thin cry from his chest. His pistioning hips lock still & you feel every powerful wave—he's cumming. He didn't ask, & you kick a little trying to beg him to pull out. But he doesn't. He stays like that for several minutes sweating on you, squeezing you until he's shaking—finally, rolling to hold you spooning again but doesn't bother disconnect the pair of you. No, he'll come out naturally when his erection finally softens. But for now, he kisses your ear:
"Thanks... needed that. Y'so awesome-sauce I wanna bang you every day... g'night, pretty thing..."
Only to fall right asleep. He'll catch you up with an orgasm in the morning, for sure.
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summary: you get a migraine after work and adrian has made it his job to take care of you. (very brief plot)
minors dni! tags: puppy play, collaring/ leashing, cunnilingus, brief commands, soft dom!reader, adrian calls reader ma'am and miss, reader calls adrian pup, pet, and good boy, lots of praise from reader
note: if you ain't a freak this ain't for you baby boo
it was what it felt like an excruciatingly long day at checkmate HQ. you were almost kind of a pity hire but the team knew that you had the gumption to know what you were doing anyways. adrian's begging totally didn't have anything to do with it either. it did. you've had many secretary jobs before—this one in particular was way different. emails upon emails were nothing but the status reports on the team in which you had to report back to harcourt about was a different world. and oh, my god—was harcourt riding up your asshole about whatever you were doing wrong the entire. fucking. day. not to mention the migraine that was shanking your temples. this whole thing was still new to you as much as it was to adrian. your boyfriend was just as frustrated as you were and from how you were acting today–he was getting that feeling from you too. adrian studies you a lot and whenever you had days like this he caught on pretty quickly.
adrian was waiting patiently at home since his shift ended early. your head is pulsing and ears are ringing when you arrive after. it was late and this migraine was killing you. as you set down all of your things you mumble all sorts of obscenities to yourself.
adrian perks up and studies you with a tilt of his head. "you okay, babe?"
"shhhh." you silenced. "hurts." you point to your head and wince.
"oh, okay. gotcha." he whispers. he gets up from his place on the couch and walks to the bathroom to fetch you some ibuprofen from the medicine cabinent; making his way into the kitchen he grabs a water bottle from the bottom drawer of the fridge.
adrian hands you the items with a soft smile. "here. you need anything else, sweetheart? i can get you your pjs and put on some soothing music–y'know like the water one that sounds like it's raining in the ocean?" your boyfriend explains lowly with a sparkle in his eye while talking with his hands. you can't help but think he's describing that one song that's in the background of the ocean themed stimboards he always shows you.
"mm-mmm." you shake your head, washing the pills down with a gulp of water. "no music. less talking." you sighed, massaging your temple.
your boyfriend walks towards you in a sort of suave manner with that smirk of his which makes you want to either slap or kiss him depending on the tone he's about to use.
"maybe you just need some pleasure to distract you from the pain." "let me take care of you, miss." adrian says in a serious cadence. he slowly inches down as he caresses your sides—making his way to his knees. and god was the eye contact between you and adrian intense. this is serious business for him. adrian takes off your shoes one by one and kisses the top of both of your feet. a gesture to remind you that he worships every part of you.
within a moments time you've moved to the bedroom. you are sat on the bed and adrian's gotten on all fours in front of you with a teal leash and collar in his mouth. he's dressed you in your favorite pajama set only to undress a part of you again. adrian chase—always so desperate to please and willing. you pet and scruff up your boyfriend's hair before taking the teal colored items from his mouth. "who's a good boy?" you coo, pinching his chin to look up at you. "me. i'm a good boy, miss." both of your voices are low and the whine in adrian's is almost soothing enough to cure migraines months into the future. you smile at him with a click of the collar and the snap of the connection from the hook.
usually the leash is only for when adrian gets ahead of himself in which he often does; it grounds him. for right now he's in control of what he wants to do with you. at least until he gets on your nerves. "kissies." you command softly. adrian stands on his knees–pecking you on your lips and showering your face with kisses. "oh, such a good boooy." you pet his curls. if you asked him to jump he'd simply do it and/ or ask how high if he was feeling "bratty" that day. "scoot up, miss. let me make you feel better, hm?" you nod and do just that. while making room for him on the bed you tuck a pillow under your head. adrian gets to work immediately by getting up and kissing you soothingly in between your thighs and lower abdomen—positioning himself on his stomach as he massages your hips. he sinks into your already soaked cunt with a hum, slowly sucking and kissing it. "mm.. tastes so good." he moans, gazing at you with blown out puppy dog eyes. adrian licks a long stripe from entrance to clit—lapping and sucking with a continuous pattern for a hefty few minutes as you get wetter and wetter until you are soaking the blanket from underneath you. "i'm your pet. fuuuck, i'm your pet." adrian whines as he's dry humping the mattress in his grey sweatpants. yeah, you know the ones where adrian constantly catches you "catching print" when he wears them. whoops! you look over and catch adrian humping the mattress; you tug on the leash. "no cumming until i do. got it, pup?" your voice stern and low. "nghhh, yes, ma'am. sorry." adrian whimpers.
by now your head is fuzzy and the ringing in your ears from the migraine has died down. best distraction ever while the ibuprofen kicks in. "did you know that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's?" your boyfriend muffled in between your thighs, voicing a smile. you sigh with a hint of annoyance. "okay so, that's definitely not true." your brow furrows. "it's not like yours is any better either, adrian. you've got a dirty mouth, don'tcha?" you tease, gripping his hair and forcing him to look at you—lips swollen, mouth soaked and all. "hey, i'm right!" adrian whispers with a rasp of hurt in his tone. "well, i'm not fact checking. keep going before my migraine gets worse, pet."
the blonde groans and kisses the top of your clit with an eye roll. he'll definitely be arguing with you about this later.
adrian begins lapping and tonguing your entrance—panting and humming with pure ecstasy. "nnnghhh. mmmlahhlahh. ahhh." he whimpers and moans. the lewdness of adrian's sounds could genuinely put you into a fucking coma if you weren't careful. "ahhh, that's it. you're doing amazing, pup." you moan, tugging on the leash with one hand while pulling on his curls in the other. "i'm your good boy. mmm, always." "just. ahhla. for laahaala. you. mmnnghh." and then he feels you clench around his tongue, keeping his head steady with your hand in his hair. you are so close and he knows it with how much your back is arching.
you tug onto his curls and move his mouth to the direction of your clit. "m' so fucking close, baby. please. so good for me. s' proud." you whine. the praise is almost too much for adrian—his hips rut faster into the mattress as his lips latch onto your incredibly swollen clit, working himself up to catch your orgasm. adrian continues the same pattern as he did earlier, rutting into the mattress as you get closer and closer. "just like that, addy." you sigh, petting his hair. it doesn't take much until you both are at the peak of your climaxes. you tug on his leash and pull him close into your cunt as you cum all over his face. "mmm... thlump. thlump. can i cum now?" "oh, please." adrian whimpers as he tastes and cleans you up. "mhmm." you hum an answer as you continue petting and caressing him, letting your boyfriend continue his lapping and licking. "thank you. mmnnnghh, thank you, miss." now he's making a mess in his sweatpants, cumming in the soft and ever so comfortable fabric. "that's my good boy." you purr, gasping for air as your own everlasting overstimulation and intense orgasm makes your eyes water. goddamn was that migraine you had nothing but a memory now.
you unclip the leash from adrian's collar and set it down beside you. after adrian cleans you up—he's already crawling towards you, laying by your side as his head nuzzles into your chest. "did i do a good job?" adrian smiles and showers you with kisses, twirling your hair through his fingers. "mhm." you scrunch your nose, messing with your boyfriend's hair and pinching his cheek. if the 11th street kids ever found adrian like this—the embarrassment he'd feel would be enough to kill him. he wastes absolutely no time at all as he reaches over you and grabs his phone from the nightstand. "look. it'll relax you, babe." he says, practically shoving his phone in your face with a video on his phone. yeah, you know the one. adrian has you watch the same ocean themed stimboard he was talking about with the tingly music. you aren't the biggest fan of the ocean persay but you would be lying if you said that the visuals weren't soothing.
after the video is finished playing adrian pampers you some more. he suggests showering with you so that he can clean you off himself. he's the type of partner to think that if you do anything yourself when you are feeling sick that you'll "die."
Fake hostage. You and Adrian have a voyeurism kink.
Content Warnings: CNC, Gunplay, Voyeurism, Rough Sex, Mask Kink, Creampie, Public Sex, Fake Hostage, Probably Traumatising Other People
You plan out a fake hostage scenario in which he'll show up in the Vig suit & enact a carefully planned out CNC scene with you in front of a bunch of hostages. He's in full suit but you can still kiss him through the mask where it's mostly thin fabric around his mouth. His armour & equipment biting into your skin, his hands are rough on your body turning you everywhich way, pushing, shoving, holding you down. You struggle back—he loves when you struggle back, erection so hard against your inner thigh that you can already feel the wet spot forming.
He fucks you while you sit on a table with your back to the hostages & him able to look over your head & shoulder. He has one arm around you, the other on his weapon at the people—sometimes he'll press it to your head when he whispers in your ear how good you're doing, how tight you feel when he threatens you, & how badly he wants to fill you to the brim.
Eventually he can't keep it up, it rests on the table as he pulls you closer & huffs & pants in your ear, fucking you rough & hard at the perfect angle that leaves your toes curling. You can see the inside of his visor fogging up & dissipating with every heavy breath he takes. He eventually cums in you. No one is robbed, no one is hurt—just traumatised & a little turned on. He pulls out & "flees".
Everyone checks on you, you say you're fine you just need air. Of course the police are coming. You head outside to "catch your breath" but Adrian's out there in the back alley without his mask on. You meet him, he asks if he did good. You tell him he's the best boyfriend ever & without waiting for the cops you both leave.
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(Because at the end of it all, he's all I think about.)
Content Warnings: Smut, Creampie, Rough Sex.
Fucking Adrian in an armchair—not reclined. Him grabbing your upper back & holding you down to his shoulder so he's able to use the floor as leverage to fuck up into you at a steady fast pace. Each breath of his akin to a beast in heat, grunting so much you can barely hear your own moans.
He keeps smacking your ass, not so hard it hurts, but these taps that say "fuck yeah"—& sometimes he does say that through a breathy chuckle. Pushing his face into the side your neck, you can hear him breathing in & out rough & heavy through his teeth, panting faster through his nose when he really starts to bounce you in untimely movements before smacking down your lower back to hold you there when he cums.
Wrapping his arms around you after, squeezing tight & keeping you there for as long as he can until he finally needs to let you go so you can pull him out. But he's wearing a big stupid smile on his red face, adjusts his glasses, fixes his hair, & than proceeds to thank you for letting him do that.
"I just had a really long day."
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