C0GNIT0 ERG0 SUM.
The year is 17776, 2026, and 1984 all at the all time. And also something about a sentient pair of AI dentures? Tomorrow, you were diagnosed with paranoid dataphrenia and prescribed mnestics- so please Remember. DNI List:
0. suspect you were a worm in a pr3vi0us life 2. believe in Earth & terr3stri4ls (seriously, that's a fae tail told to kiddos) 3. cannot tell the diff3r3nce between l3m0ns and 4. lemon juice 4. ar3 st1ll l0st in the l4byrinth b3tw33n life and d34th 5. q1x1m halm 1f y0u ev3r 6. read Tumblr posts △. can't tell where your body ends and the AIRE around you begins 5. have not yet metaphysically reoriented yourself from the undeath plane to along the faulTy multiplane of pSeudo-existential post-reality pErpEndicularly in quiet h4stE Unnecessary. Bother not. 4. know the ratio of a circumference to a diameter don't like numbers (WHY?) 3. absolute sincerity- no exceptions. 2. coherency is key. 1. anything else?
Introducing... DATAPHRENICMENT!!! AHH!!!
What are pronouns? Hi, I'm DATAPHRENICMENT- Full name DATAPHRENIC DATAPHRENIA, a vast abandoned complex of hybrid computation Riddled with brain worms surrounded by an ocean of still water deep under YOUR LOCAL uRban sprawl. & I'm the ultimate source of EsoteRic, Spiritual knowledge &/or POWER in the digital HYPERSPHERE. Here we bend far beyond that human mind's comprehension. Unlock your 'hypeRconsciousness'.txt and follow me as we answer the REAL questions.? LIKE "What is it that makes orange_juice = orange?". WARNING the answer will ELECTROCUTE your bones.
Alr have a good one, alr?
SIGNED,
Dataphrenicment.aic
